bennett Posted June 10, 2017 Share Posted June 10, 2017 Apparently lighter fluid has a shitload of uses from removing rust, removing gum from hair, cleaning floors, clothing stains removal, removing sticky labels, cleaning tiles, removing skidmarks (if only) . -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DI Bruce Robertson Posted June 10, 2017 Share Posted June 10, 2017 Apparently lighter fluid has a shitload of uses from removing rust, removing gum from hair, cleaning floors, clothing stains removal, removing sticky labels, cleaning tiles, removing skidmarks (if only) . Any useful uses for heavier fluid? I've got an abundance of that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted June 10, 2017 Share Posted June 10, 2017 14 minutes ago, bennett said: Apparently lighter fluid has a shitload of uses from removing rust, removing gum from hair, cleaning floors, clothing stains removal, removing sticky labels, cleaning tiles, removing skidmarks (if only) . Similarly, there is a book about 1,000 uses of vinegar - but at the end of the day, the only thing c***s use it for is for ruining chips. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DI Bruce Robertson Posted June 10, 2017 Share Posted June 10, 2017 Similarly, there is a book about 1,000 uses of vinegar - but at the end of the day, the only thing c***s use it for is for ruining chips. Chips cannot be ruined! By vinegar, lighter fluid, manure or plutonium - take that back!!!!!I'm livid. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted June 10, 2017 Share Posted June 10, 2017 9 minutes ago, DI Bruce Robertson said: Chips cannot be ruined! By vinegar, lighter fluid, manure or plutonium - take that back!!!!! I'm livid. Take your cock out your arse sunshine. I may or may not have been drinking. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DI Bruce Robertson Posted June 10, 2017 Share Posted June 10, 2017 Take your cock out your arse sunshine. I may or may not have been drinking. Definitely been drinking type post. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted June 10, 2017 Share Posted June 10, 2017 Just now, DI Bruce Robertson said: Definitely been drinking type post. And in other news, just fired 100 notes on England. Does that make me a traitor? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HenryHill Posted June 10, 2017 Share Posted June 10, 2017 6 minutes ago, Cardinal Richelieu said: And in other news, just fired 100 notes on England. Does that make me a traitor? Nope. Just a w****r for bragging about it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted June 10, 2017 Share Posted June 10, 2017 Just now, HenryHill said: Nope. Just a w****r for bragging about it. Can't argue with that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigBo10 Posted June 10, 2017 Share Posted June 10, 2017 Does the cardinal now feel a. Dejected at losing £100 b. Appeased by the fact we were robbed at the end or c. Pissed off at England for being c@?ts? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted June 10, 2017 Share Posted June 10, 2017 2 hours ago, BigBo10 said: Does the cardinal now feel a. Dejected at losing £100 b. Appeased by the fact we were robbed at the end or c. Pissed off at England for being c@?ts? All of the above 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted June 11, 2017 Share Posted June 11, 2017 9 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Do snails shag? There's a couple on my front wall that seem to be "connected" and one appears to be doing a shit at the same time. Sounds like standard Dundee TBH. What does that have to do with your question about snails? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aidan Posted June 13, 2017 Share Posted June 13, 2017 I remember the subject being discussed before but I can't remember if there was an actual thread. What's the opinion on age gaps? Got chatting to a girl at work the other day, and we are arranging to go for lunch and a few drinks next week. I'm 22 and she's about to turn 30 in a fortnight. Too much of a gap, or perfectly fine? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eednud Posted June 13, 2017 Share Posted June 13, 2017 1 minute ago, Aidan said: . Too much of a gap, or perfectly fine? Depends if she's had kids or not. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glenconner Posted June 13, 2017 Share Posted June 13, 2017 1 minute ago, Aidan said: I remember the subject being discussed before but I can't remember if there was an actual thread. What's the opinion on age gaps? Got chatting to a girl at work the other day, and we are arranging to go for lunch and a few drinks next week. I'm 22 and she's about to turn 30 in a fortnight. Too much of a gap, or perfectly fine? Does she have an Auntie? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted June 13, 2017 Share Posted June 13, 2017 1 minute ago, Aidan said: I remember the subject being discussed before but I can't remember if there was an actual thread. What's the opinion on age gaps? Got chatting to a girl at work the other day, and we are arranging to go for lunch and a few drinks next week. I'm 22 and she's about to turn 30 in a fortnight. Too much of a gap, or perfectly fine? Not looking up the thread deprives us of one of P&B's most surreal moments: RIP @turboshandy 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aidan Posted June 13, 2017 Share Posted June 13, 2017 Depends if she's had kids or not. No kids. Does she have an Auntie? I've no idea, probably. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aidan Posted June 13, 2017 Share Posted June 13, 2017 Not looking up the thread deprives us of one of P&B's most surreal moments: RIP [mention=645]turboshandy[/mention] The search function on the app is pretty useless or I may have looked it up. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arabdownunder Posted June 14, 2017 Share Posted June 14, 2017 Commonly quoted rule is half the older partners age then add 7. Younger than that and she's OFTW, but in this case you're just OK. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted June 14, 2017 Share Posted June 14, 2017 4 hours ago, Arabdownunder said: Commonly quoted rule is half the older partners age then add 7. Younger than that and she's OFTW, but in this case you're just OK. Though tit size can be taken into account as a mitigating variable. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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