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I don't think there has been anything out the ordinary - Rab has made reference to my drinking habits and lack of intelligence and I have called him out as a bully, I don't take any posters on here seriously so it's all above board.

Not had a drink today and not particularly missing it.



I think you're having withdrawl symptoms throbber.
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10 hours ago, Grim O'Grady said:

Asdas are flogging litre bottles of baileys for a tenner, well the one in Ratcliffe is. 

No sign of Gary Neville. Never saw any burds arses, mind I was with my Mam, so not really appropriate is it? 

Grimbo 

For f**k sake.  

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Ok.Lads & Ladies.

Had a medical last week, I have to do this for my work permit.

Results. I pass. All good, for the work permit. I asked  more tests,  As I've not been feeling too good.

1) High Blood Reassure 124/74 (ok but a little high)

2) Liver is expanded (cut out the alcohol)

3) Right lung is is small (no more smoking).

The doctor then said if you keep on living like this you'll been dead in 40 years.

Then he said no 2 to 40 years. Funny fucker. 

 

I'll be playing for Rangers in the next few years!

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My downstairs bathroom has a horrible sliding door that has irritated me for years.

One of the kids somehow manage to destroy it, so the door no longer sits on the runners at all. If I feel the urge and upstairs is occupado, I now have no choice but to shit with the door open. I'm quite pleased with this.

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50/1 on Ed Balls to win Strictly. Considering all I have heard about Strictly Come Dancing for the past few weeks has been about Ed Balls and everyone who watches it seems to want him to win I've stuck a fiver on. Might actually now watch the show now I've got someone to back. Labour's best chance of a victory for the next decade I reckon.

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