Shotgun Posted August 28, 2017 Share Posted August 28, 2017 7 hours ago, Rugster said: He started the match and went off injured, then came back on to score the all important overhead kick Hayseus Crispie. Have you never heard of spoiler alerts? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted August 29, 2017 Share Posted August 29, 2017 The incontinence pants never got delivered at this care home yesterday. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted August 29, 2017 Share Posted August 29, 2017 2 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: The incontinence pants never got delivered at this care home yesterday. Is the old dear in the chair doing a spot of knitting? The least amount of fucks ever given if so. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted August 29, 2017 Share Posted August 29, 2017 At least the cats dry. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted August 30, 2017 Share Posted August 30, 2017 Good to see the P&J are trying to get away from all those 'North East Man dies on Titanic' jokes: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diamond8 Posted August 30, 2017 Share Posted August 30, 2017 Bit of a dilemma... girlfriend and her pal due to go to Lanzarote in a few weeks, her pal (bit of a cow) has decided she can't be arsed going now and I've had to step in and do the name change thing, so now I'm going on holiday with the girlfriend. The dilemma is about her pal. Do I give her the full amount or what? Part of me is saying give her nothing because she was a nightmare in the paying process and then pulled out two weeks before travelling but the rest of me is questioning if this is the right thing to do. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widge Posted August 30, 2017 Share Posted August 30, 2017 Bit of a dilemma... girlfriend and her pal due to go to Lanzarote in a few weeks, her pal (bit of a cow) has decided she can't be arsed going now and I've had to step in and do the name change thing, so now I'm going on holiday with the girlfriend. The dilemma is about her pal. Do I give her the full amount or what? Part of me is saying give her nothing because she was a nightmare in the paying process and then pulled out two weeks before travelling but the rest of me is questioning if this is the right thing to do. I did that with a mate. He had split up with his girlfriend in January and they'd booked a holiday in February. He hadn't paid the full thing yet, so basically I paid the nam change and remaining outstanding amount on the holiday, which was about half I think. So I got a holiday half price, but he wasn't bothered since if I hadn't gone, he'd either have gone alone or had to cancel it and he'd only have got the amount I paid back anyway. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pandarilla Posted August 30, 2017 Share Posted August 30, 2017 Bit of a dilemma... girlfriend and her pal due to go to Lanzarote in a few weeks, her pal (bit of a cow) has decided she can't be arsed going now and I've had to step in and do the name change thing, so now I'm going on holiday with the girlfriend. The dilemma is about her pal. Do I give her the full amount or what? Part of me is saying give her nothing because she was a nightmare in the paying process and then pulled out two weeks before travelling but the rest of me is questioning if this is the right thing to do. If you don't offer the full amount you'll look like a bit of a dick (even though you have a legitimate gripe). If she accepts it with just a basic thank you then she's being a dick. Basically...you should offer full amount. She should suggest that she takes only half for the trouble caused (or at least gives you a chunk back, if not 50%). Everyone wins. (Rarely happens) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted August 30, 2017 Share Posted August 30, 2017 6 minutes ago, Diamond8 said: Bit of a dilemma... girlfriend and her pal due to go to Lanzarote in a few weeks, her pal (bit of a cow) has decided she can't be arsed going now and I've had to step in and do the name change thing, so now I'm going on holiday with the girlfriend. The dilemma is about her pal. Do I give her the full amount or what? Part of me is saying give her nothing because she was a nightmare in the paying process and then pulled out two weeks before travelling but the rest of me is questioning if this is the right thing to do. Offer 0p in the £. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bully Wee Villa Posted August 30, 2017 Share Posted August 30, 2017 Bit of a dilemma... girlfriend and her pal due to go to Lanzarote in a few weeks, her pal (bit of a cow) has decided she can't be arsed going now and I've had to step in and do the name change thing, so now I'm going on holiday with the girlfriend. The dilemma is about her pal. Do I give her the full amount or what? Part of me is saying give her nothing because she was a nightmare in the paying process and then pulled out two weeks before travelling but the rest of me is questioning if this is the right thing to do. Sounds like a conundrum and a half.Easiest thing to do would be to split up with your girlfriend, never speak to either of them again, and go somewhere else on holiday with your mates instead. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernJambo Posted August 30, 2017 Share Posted August 30, 2017 Bit of a dilemma... girlfriend and her pal due to go to Lanzarote in a few weeks, her pal (bit of a cow) has decided she can't be arsed going now and I've had to step in and do the name change thing, so now I'm going on holiday with the girlfriend. The dilemma is about her pal. Do I give her the full amount or what? Part of me is saying give her nothing because she was a nightmare in the paying process and then pulled out two weeks before travelling but the rest of me is questioning if this is the right thing to do. Would you beat her in a fight? How much is the name change? £100? Holiday, albeit to lanzarotte with your bird, for £100? Pay the pal, easiest for all concerned. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted August 30, 2017 Share Posted August 30, 2017 47 minutes ago, Diamond8 said: Bit of a dilemma... girlfriend and her pal due to go to Lanzarote in a few weeks, her pal (bit of a cow) has decided she can't be arsed going now and I've had to step in and do the name change thing, so now I'm going on holiday with the girlfriend. The dilemma is about her pal. Do I give her the full amount or what? Part of me is saying give her nothing because she was a nightmare in the paying process and then pulled out two weeks before travelling but the rest of me is questioning if this is the right thing to do. Tell her that she has landed you with an unexpected commitment that you had not planned for and ask her to give you some spending money as compensation. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daydream Posted August 30, 2017 Share Posted August 30, 2017 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted August 30, 2017 Share Posted August 30, 2017 1 hour ago, pandarilla said: If you don't offer the full amount you'll look like a bit of a dick (even though you have a legitimate gripe). If she accepts it with just a basic thank you then she's being a dick. Basically...you should offer full amount. She should suggest that she takes only half for the trouble caused (or at least gives you a chunk back, if not 50%). Everyone wins. (Rarely happens) At most he should be offering the full amount less the name change fee. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pandarilla Posted August 30, 2017 Share Posted August 30, 2017 At most he should be offering the full amount less the name change fee. Aye, agreed. I forgot about that charge. Frankly though, some of the suggestions that have come in since I posted are far, far better. Pump her, then batter her, then dump your missus and go with your pals. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernJambo Posted August 30, 2017 Share Posted August 30, 2017 It hadn't even crossed my mind to pay the full amount for the holiday! f**k that! She agreed to go, she now can't go, someone else should pay for? Aye, that seems fair right enough. Pay for the name change. How much of an arsehole is your bird though, if even the arsehole pal has bailed on her... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jmothecat2 Posted August 30, 2017 Share Posted August 30, 2017 Buy her a small gift, whatever chocolates are on offer at your local supermarket, and say thank you and make some comment about how lucky your girlfriend is that you were there to step in. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted August 30, 2017 Share Posted August 30, 2017 Make her go, and book yourself as well. Then you can shag them both. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted August 30, 2017 Share Posted August 30, 2017 3 hours ago, Bully Wee Villa said: Sounds like a conundrum and a half. Easiest thing to do would be to split up with your girlfriend, never speak to either of them again, and go somewhere else on holiday with your mates instead. I like the way you think! How long have you been single now? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diamond8 Posted August 30, 2017 Share Posted August 30, 2017 Came to an agreement that I'd pay in full but not all at once. Still quite raging that she's bailed out on this at the last minute after trying to bail out on numerous occasions. It was also her idea to book the thing. Cow. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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