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21 minutes ago, ah-dee said:
2 hours ago, Unleash The Nade said:
These are fucking brilliant 
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where did you get them? only place ive got them was the post office in inverbervie a few years ago but they stopped stocking them and the wifie working didnt know the supplier

Tesco 

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2 hours ago, paranoid android said:

Lassie at work who's a wid with massive tits phoned me at work today, and started breastfeeding half way through the call - I'm trying to be grown up about it. 

I’m seriously hoping this was a Skype call.

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Playing trivia tonight at one of my locals. In comes the mayor of the town I live in. He comes to my table and asks if it’s okay if he nominates me on to the Quality of Life Board. It’s an odd wee life. 

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48 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said:

I thought i was a bad parent for saying things like bugger and git around the kids. It is good to have official approval.

what the f**k is bloodclaat?

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18 minutes ago, coprolite said:

I thought i was a bad parent for saying things like bugger and git around the kids. It is good to have official approval.

what the f**k is bloodclaat?

Pretty sure it's Jamaican for tampon. 

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53 minutes ago, coprolite said:

I thought i was a bad parent for saying things like bugger and git around the kids. It is good to have official approval.

what the f**k is bloodclaat?

 

35 minutes ago, Dee Man said:

Pretty sure it's Jamaican for tampon. 

Not just a tampon but a soiled one. See also bumbaclot. 

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43 minutes ago, Barry Ferguson's Hat said:

Undoubtedly the best swear word I've heard is the Greek 'Malaka', which is similar to 'w****r', only it insinuates that the recipient of the term is a w****r who has wanked so much that they can't w**k any more. 

Also known as "working from home"

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