Dee Man Posted July 23, 2019 Share Posted July 23, 2019 11 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Did you? 3 minutes ago, Silverton End said: Did you get a sniff? What sort of pervert do you pair of deviants think I am? Spoiler Yes 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted July 23, 2019 Share Posted July 23, 2019 7 minutes ago, Dee Man said: What sort of pervert do you pair of deviants think I am? How much time have you got? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigBo10 Posted July 23, 2019 Share Posted July 23, 2019 Van carrying £112m of drugs crashes into police car at station http://news.sky.com/story/van-carrying-163112m-of-drugs-crashes-into-police-car-at-station-11768655Worlds dumbest criminal contender? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted July 23, 2019 Share Posted July 23, 2019 3 hours ago, Dee Man said: A woman in the bed next to me in hospital yesterday said she had had all her sinuses removed. I had no idea this was a thing but maybe you've got that to look forward to. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ForzaDundee Posted July 23, 2019 Share Posted July 23, 2019 https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-manchester-49090714 Why are the fire service hiring 41 year old women? Seems very strange. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted July 23, 2019 Share Posted July 23, 2019 https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-manchester-49090714 Why are the fire service hiring 41 year old women? Seems very strange.She ticks a bunch of diversity boxes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WeAreElgin Posted July 23, 2019 Share Posted July 23, 2019 My other half from Moray calls earwigs forkytails. I'm presuming that this is another Mental Morayism?I've never heard anyone call them earwigs, always been forkytails 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topcat(The most tip top) Posted July 23, 2019 Share Posted July 23, 2019 I'm sitting eating breakfast and the washing machine is making a weird noise. It isn't the first time I've heard it, it's sort of like the noise you hear coming from a hamsters cage. Two things that I should probably be asking in the quick question thread but hey ho; 1. What the fucking hell is this noise coming from (I think) he pipes behind the washing machine? 2. What can I use to spruce up my scrambled eggs. They're getting boring now. A coin in the machine Black Truffle if you’re filthy rich Schwarz Piri Piri Seasoning if you’re not 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MONKMAN Posted July 23, 2019 Share Posted July 23, 2019 I'm sitting eating breakfast and the washing machine is making a weird noise. It isn't the first time I've heard it, it's sort of like the noise you hear coming from a hamsters cage. Two things that I should probably be asking in the quick question thread but hey ho; 1. What the fucking hell is this noise coming from (I think) he pipes behind the washing machine? 2. What can I use to spruce up my scrambled eggs. They're getting boring now. 1. Check the drain pump.2. Chorizo, Spring Onion and Chilli. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8MileBU Posted July 23, 2019 Share Posted July 23, 2019 Van carrying £112m of drugs crashes into police car at station http://news.sky.com/story/van-carrying-163112m-of-drugs-crashes-into-police-car-at-station-11768655Worlds dumbest criminal contender?Must’ve been doing some speed. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted July 24, 2019 Share Posted July 24, 2019 15 hours ago, Dee Man said: A woman in the bed next to me in hospital yesterday said she had had all her sinuses removed. I had no idea this was a thing but maybe you've got that to look forward to. You got battered again? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted July 24, 2019 Share Posted July 24, 2019 3 hours ago, Shandon Par said: You got battered again? Not this time, just a minor procedure. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted July 24, 2019 Share Posted July 24, 2019 10 minutes ago, Dee Man said: Not this time, just a minor procedure. Sewing them back on are they? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted July 24, 2019 Share Posted July 24, 2019 Not this time, just a minor procedure. 42D? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Blades Posted July 24, 2019 Share Posted July 24, 2019 42D?Wid 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted July 24, 2019 Share Posted July 24, 2019 46 minutes ago, Swarley said: 2 hours ago, Dee Man said: Not this time, just a minor procedure. 42D? 4 minutes ago, Brother Blades said: Wid 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daydream Posted July 24, 2019 Share Posted July 24, 2019 ^^^thats just so ridiculous. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eednud Posted July 24, 2019 Share Posted July 24, 2019 3 minutes ago, Daydream said: ^^^thats just so ridiculous. but it’s all done in the best possible taste 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted July 24, 2019 Share Posted July 24, 2019 20 minutes ago, Eednud said: but it’s all done in the best possible taste 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Moonster Posted July 24, 2019 Share Posted July 24, 2019 Our work are installing finger print clock machines because so many folk come in late and then say they "forgot their clock card" and claim they arrived on time. I was just stopped by a shop floor colleague who said to me "I'll bet ye that's the government pushing that, so's to get everyones finger prints on file". Amazing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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