tamthebam Posted January 12, 2020 Share Posted January 12, 2020 7 minutes ago, Shotgun said: I had some tinned chili on a baked potato earlier. The flavour was a bit meh so I stirred in some of my favourite Thai chili. Tasted much better but I'm not sure what kind of chemical reaction it caused. My farts are almost certainly contravening several international treaties right now. just claim you're fracking and maybe Trump will give you some money. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted January 12, 2020 Share Posted January 12, 2020 just claim you're fracking and maybe Trump will give you some money. It’s fracking horrible, right enough. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eednud Posted January 12, 2020 Share Posted January 12, 2020 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bennett Posted January 12, 2020 Share Posted January 12, 2020 6 hours ago, Eednud said: That one always cheers me up when I see it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted January 12, 2020 Share Posted January 12, 2020 My mum is getting a bit decrepit and dementia-addled. My kid visited her earlier and sent me this text.. I’m 41. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted January 12, 2020 Share Posted January 12, 2020 My mum is getting a bit decrepit and dementia-addled. My kid visited her earlier and sent me this text.. I’m 41. I know who I believe 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted January 12, 2020 Share Posted January 12, 2020 4 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: 5 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: My mum is getting a bit decrepit and dementia-addled. My kid visited her earlier and sent me this text.. I’m 41. I know who I believe I’d probably pass for 51 tbh. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted January 12, 2020 Share Posted January 12, 2020 23 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: My mum is getting a bit decrepit and dementia-addled. My kid visited her earlier and sent me this text.. I’m 41. Maybe she’s just really organised and getting it in early. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted January 12, 2020 Share Posted January 12, 2020 5 hours ago, Shandon Par said: My mum is getting a bit decrepit and dementia-addled. Same here. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshmallo Posted January 12, 2020 Share Posted January 12, 2020 9 minutes ago, Tynierose said: Having a pleasant evening with a lovely bottle of Rioja some fawlty towers and now onto phoenix nights. Great choice of tipple - I love those reds baby! -4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted January 12, 2020 Share Posted January 12, 2020 Having a pleasant evening with a lovely bottle of Rioja some fawlty towers and now onto phoenix nights. It's annoyed me that you've capitalised your wine but not those two classic TV sitcoms. Shame on you Tynie. Shame. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8MileBU Posted January 12, 2020 Share Posted January 12, 2020 13 minutes ago, Tynierose said: Having a pleasant evening with a lovely bottle of Rioja some fawlty towers and now onto phoenix nights. Toast with Dundee marmalade, a glass of diluting juice and she’s got that fucking Love Island drivel on the telly! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MONKMAN Posted January 13, 2020 Share Posted January 13, 2020 Couple of squirrels riding in the tree outside my window. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DAFC. Posted January 13, 2020 Share Posted January 13, 2020 I believe the song "Hey There Delilah" by the Plain White T's would have went down as one of the most wholesome songs of all time if it were Simon and Garfunkel or Bob Dylan that had wrote and performed it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted January 13, 2020 Share Posted January 13, 2020 16 hours ago, Snafu said: Oh and there's an incoming storm called Brendan about to make landfall tomorrow on the west coast. These pesky Celtic fans and their storms. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted January 13, 2020 Share Posted January 13, 2020 14 hours ago, 8MileBU said: Toast with Dundee marmalade, a glass of diluting juice and she’s got that fucking Love Island drivel on the telly! Could be worse, you could have spent your entire weekend at your mother-in-law's without your wife there! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted January 13, 2020 Share Posted January 13, 2020 26 minutes ago, sjc said: Could be worse, you could have spent your entire weekend at your mother-in-law's without your wife there! 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted January 13, 2020 Share Posted January 13, 2020 3 minutes ago, KnightswoodBear said: No! Don't even think about that, you filthy 40something, Star Wars loving VL! The wife was supposed to be coming later but had to work. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hearthammer Posted January 13, 2020 Share Posted January 13, 2020 2 minutes ago, sjc said: No! Don't even think about that, you filthy 40something, Star Wars loving VL! The wife was supposed to be coming later but had to work. Is your mother-in-law a 私は ???? -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted January 13, 2020 Share Posted January 13, 2020 1 minute ago, hearthammer said: Is your mother-in-law a 私は ???? Eh? Is my mother-in-law a "watashi wa"? (I'm) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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