Melanius Mullarkey Posted August 14, 2020 Share Posted August 14, 2020 1 hour ago, hk blues said: I know. The point still stands! Fair enough. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted August 14, 2020 Share Posted August 14, 2020 I've just seen one of those 'My wee handsome boy going back to school' posts on Facebook with a photograph of what I can only assume is her human child. A face only a mother could love. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Todd_is_God Posted August 14, 2020 Share Posted August 14, 2020 5 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: The first McDonalds in Scotland was the Reform St branch in Dundee. Reveal hidden contents Opening ceremony Reveal hidden contents On a related note, the tiny one in The Center in Livingston is the only one left in Scotland where they make the burgers before you order them. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted August 14, 2020 Share Posted August 14, 2020 For whatever reason, farm animals seem to have been in my face all week (usually they'd be completely indifferent to my presence). Is it because I'm using a different shampoo? Have they just finished or given up on some form of Lent/Ramadan-type event? Have I suddenly been given some godly power? For example, this lot just wandered down the hill to congregate around me earlier. ... and now this c*nto has taken a sudden interest. 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted August 14, 2020 Share Posted August 14, 2020 25 minutes ago, Hedgecutter said: For whatever reason, farm animals seem to have been in my face all week (usually they'd be completely indifferent to my presence). Is it because I'm using a different shampoo? Have they just finished or given up on some form of Lent/Ramadan-type event? Have I suddenly been given some godly power? For example, this lot just wandered down the hill to congregate around me earlier. ... and now this c*nto has taken a sudden interest. Have you started wearing pheromone spray? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Academically Deficient Posted August 14, 2020 Share Posted August 14, 2020 19 hours ago, Stellaboz said: Today we went to a German sauna place. For those who don't know what that means, it means naked. Lots of people naked. 3 words: Horrifying Glorious Liberating Couple of years ago in Hamburg for, ahem, a wee break....anyway. the hotel had a pool and spa free to use, which given the tightwad tendencies of my pal who organises these trips, seemed luxurious. Down to the pool. Not in the water 2 minutes before an elderly, naked Frau started shouting at us in German and making the universal sign language for "get yer fucking trunks off. NOW!!". So we did. Cue much awkwardness. Then we started to relax and get used to it. Liberating right enough. Then, to the sauna. And a young frau bursts in and shouts at us to put our shorts ON!! Said something along the lines of "Nein poo poo". The Germans are remarkably relaxed about nudity, and hyper vigilant towards hygiene is my take on that. And very keen on rules. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted August 14, 2020 Share Posted August 14, 2020 43 minutes ago, Hedgecutter said: For whatever reason, farm animals seem to have been in my face all week (usually they'd be completely indifferent to my presence). Is it because I'm using a different shampoo? Have they just finished or given up on some form of Lent/Ramadan-type event? Have I suddenly been given some godly power? For example, this lot just wandered down the hill to congregate around me earlier. ... and now this c*nto has taken a sudden interest. Have you taken to tying an onion to your belt? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted August 14, 2020 Share Posted August 14, 2020 I've seen a cat posted, I've seen a dog posted. But I have never seen, a donkey posted. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deanburn Dave Posted August 14, 2020 Share Posted August 14, 2020 Had a few in my time. Hilarious one minute, frustrating as hell the next. Avoid like the plague.My boss had an encounter today with one of the mythical Freemen of the Land 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted August 14, 2020 Share Posted August 14, 2020 15 minutes ago, Stellaboz said: I've seen a cat posted, I've seen a dog posted. But I have never seen, a donkey posted. well now you've seen two: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted August 14, 2020 Share Posted August 14, 2020 1 hour ago, Hedgecutter said: For whatever reason, farm animals seem to have been in my face all week (usually they'd be completely indifferent to my presence). Is it because I'm using a different shampoo? Have they just finished or given up on some form of Lent/Ramadan-type event? Have I suddenly been given some godly power? For example, this lot just wandered down the hill to congregate around me earlier. ... and now this c*nto has taken a sudden interest. "I was attracting animals for some unknown reason. And this sheep wouldn't get out of my way and, being public spirited, I didn't want to touch it in case I spread Covid to a farmer so I was trying to nudge it out of the way with my groin and... you're not really believing this are you, Officer....?" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted August 14, 2020 Share Posted August 14, 2020 (edited) 32 minutes ago, Stellaboz said: I've seen a cat posted, I've seen a dog posted. But I have never seen, a donkey posted. We have ponies involved now. Edited August 14, 2020 by Hedgecutter pony, not horse 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted August 14, 2020 Share Posted August 14, 2020 44 minutes ago, Stellaboz said: I've seen a cat posted, I've seen a dog posted. But I have never seen, a donkey posted. 43 minutes ago, Deanburn Dave said: Had a few in my time. Hilarious one minute, frustrating as hell the next. Avoid like the plague. Still trying to work out whether or not Dave is referring to donkeys here. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted August 14, 2020 Share Posted August 14, 2020 59 minutes ago, Stellaboz said: I've seen a cat posted, I've seen a dog posted. But I have never seen, a donkey posted. I was horrified by this until i realised i was being over-literal and you meant pictures being posted on the internet. I think. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted August 14, 2020 Share Posted August 14, 2020 1 hour ago, Stellaboz said: I've seen a cat posted, I've seen a dog posted. But I have never seen, a donkey posted. You're a donkey posting 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted August 14, 2020 Share Posted August 14, 2020 1 hour ago, Stellaboz said: I've seen a cat posted, I've seen a dog posted. But I have never seen, a donkey posted. You’re forgetting your previous avatar. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted August 14, 2020 Share Posted August 14, 2020 You're a donkey postingc**t You’re forgetting your previous avatar.c**t 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted August 14, 2020 Share Posted August 14, 2020 1 hour ago, Hedgecutter said: We have ponies involved now. @The Minertaur can trump that with his Cowden-supporting llama. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted August 14, 2020 Share Posted August 14, 2020 1 hour ago, Hedgecutter said: We have ponies involved now. That one is very flirty, with its windswept hair over its eye. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted August 14, 2020 Share Posted August 14, 2020 24 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: @The Minertaur can trump that with his Cowden-supporting llama. Yet to encounter a llama, although I did yell "Tina, EAT THE FOOOOOOOD!!!" at this ungrateful little sh*t. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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