supermik Posted November 2, 2021 Share Posted November 2, 2021 Daughter bought the wife and me mystery holiday tickets from Woucher for an anniversary present. They were £99 each. Top prizes were Vegas and Dubai then working it’s way down to local places like Blackpool or aviemore. Just found out that we got 4 nights in Portugal. 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted November 2, 2021 Share Posted November 2, 2021 Lasswade and Bonnyrigg look lovely wee places. Galashiels, significantly less. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted November 2, 2021 Share Posted November 2, 2021 2 hours ago, supermik said: Daughter bought the wife and me mystery holiday tickets from Woucher for an anniversary present. They were £99 each. Top prizes were Vegas and Dubai then working it’s way down to local places like Blackpool or aviemore. Just found out that we got 4 nights in Portugal. My niece and nephew spent ten pounds on my phone once to win me a free holiday. Turned out to be 3 nights in a Benidorm timeshare between Christmas and New Year, and I'd have to sort out my own flights. Sure your prize will be much better, but check the t&cs. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted November 2, 2021 Share Posted November 2, 2021 I won a Sonos Roam by simply asking some questions on a recent webinar. Had to pay 40 euros customs fees but if I can get the company to pay it, it's been punted on ebay ASAP. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Archie McSquackle Posted November 2, 2021 Share Posted November 2, 2021 I was on my way into work and there were a few cars sitting behind a Mini that had pulled over at the side of the road. When I managed to drive past it I saw it was empty but when I looked to my right there was a woman sitting on a swan at the side of the road. I don't know if she'd collided with it and was trying to calm it or was literally just trying to ride a white swan but it looked very strange. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted November 3, 2021 Share Posted November 3, 2021 2 hours ago, Archie McSquackle said: I was on my way into work and there were a few cars sitting behind a Mini that had pulled over at the side of the road. When I managed to drive past it I saw it was empty but when I looked to my right there was a woman sitting on a swan at the side of the road. I don't know if she'd collided with it and was trying to calm it or was literally just trying to ride a white swan but it looked very strange. Guaranteed her name is Leda. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eednud Posted November 3, 2021 Share Posted November 3, 2021 8 hours ago, Archie McSquackle said: I was on my way into work and there were a few cars sitting behind a Mini that had pulled over at the side of the road. When I managed to drive past it I saw it was empty but when I looked to my right there was a woman sitting on a swan at the side of the road. I don't know if she'd collided with it and was trying to calm it or was literally just trying to ride a white swan but it looked very strange. Did she wear a tall hat and a tattooed gown? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Archie McSquackle Posted November 3, 2021 Share Posted November 3, 2021 I'm afraid not, she had long blonde hair and maroon leggings astride the swan. Lovely looking bird. [emoji6] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted November 3, 2021 Share Posted November 3, 2021 1 hour ago, Archie McSquackle said: I'm afraid not, she had long blonde hair and maroon leggings astride the swan. Lovely looking bird. And the woman... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the snudge Posted November 3, 2021 Share Posted November 3, 2021 Just brought out some mid 1990s nostalgia and played Pogs with my 4 year old. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted November 3, 2021 Share Posted November 3, 2021 Meanwhile, in Texas 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted November 3, 2021 Share Posted November 3, 2021 ^^^ Child's father will be at the stripper's door shortly with a . 410. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Steele Posted November 3, 2021 Share Posted November 3, 2021 17 minutes ago, ICTChris said: Meanwhile, in Texas And there was me thinking an emotional support monkey provided the emotional support, not a monkey that leaves you needing help. Can't see many folk rushing out to see Pole Assassin and her child-savaging monkey act. Niche market, right enough. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted November 3, 2021 Share Posted November 3, 2021 On 29/09/2021 at 14:41, Jacksgranda said: That's the three of them away, they're sheep now of course. Grandson carried two of them down and the third one followed behind him. They're back! Grandson's cousin got fed up with them - some excuse about the electric fence causing problems - she only had them there to post photos on Facebook, imho. I don't think she realised they were sheep, rather than lambs. However, at least two of them are going on their final journey this weekend, according to our grandson. We shall see. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted November 3, 2021 Share Posted November 3, 2021 1 hour ago, ICTChris said: Meanwhile, in Texas Here's the monkey supporting next door's pet deer. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted November 3, 2021 Share Posted November 3, 2021 1 hour ago, ICTChris said: Meanwhile, in Texas I wonder if he spanked it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted November 3, 2021 Share Posted November 3, 2021 16 hours ago, Florentine_Pogen said: Guaranteed her name is Leda. Better get a PCR test, I think you've got Ovid... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meldrew Posted November 4, 2021 Share Posted November 4, 2021 Hollywood Movies have been telling us a pack of lies https://www.ladbible.com/news/news-royal-marines-dominate-us-troops-during-exercise-20211103 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meldrew Posted November 4, 2021 Share Posted November 4, 2021 (edited) being 6' 5'' & 18 stone {1.95m & 114.5kgs} and a proper ugly b*****d, i never knew how terrifying life could be for a young woman Edited November 4, 2021 by Meldrew 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted November 4, 2021 Share Posted November 4, 2021 On 02/11/2021 at 11:05, ICTChris said: I was walking through a shopping area yesterday during lunchtime and a bunch of school kids shouted at me that I look like Gordon Ramsay. Unsure if this is good or bad. What, no "have any other P&Bers been twinned with a celebrity by young ruffians from the local borstal?" Last time that happened to me, it was the Undertaker, if you're interested. Thought not. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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