GordonD Posted January 17, 2022 Share Posted January 17, 2022 4 minutes ago, scottsdad said: When I was at school there was a very talented artist in my class who did sketches just like these. He showed me one he drew where Paw Broon had a drugs overdose and Joe and Hen dumped him in a wheelie bin. Might be the same guy. There was one circulating round my office where Oor Wullie, Fat Bob and Soapy Souter spend the afternoon shagging Daphne Broon. All goes well until they suggest she takes it up the arse. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted January 17, 2022 Share Posted January 17, 2022 3 hours ago, GordonD said: There was one circulating round my office where Oor Wullie, Fat Bob and Soapy Souter spend the afternoon shagging Daphne Broon. All goes well until they suggest she takes it up the arse. Wee Eck has never forgiven them. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted January 17, 2022 Share Posted January 17, 2022 St Mirren Women 1 Edinburgh City Women 15 yesterday. I'm sure this website was down for just a wee while yesterday evening in true Div style.... 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted January 17, 2022 Share Posted January 17, 2022 On 16/01/2022 at 10:01, GordonD said: For some reason DC Thompson didn't see the funny side... Viz's response to some legal action: 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted January 17, 2022 Share Posted January 17, 2022 Joss Wheddon interview, he seems to have done a hatchet job on himself. https://www.vulture.com/article/joss-whedon-allegations.html All these dickhead celebrities in treatment for “love and sex addiction” are at it. They all seem to feed their addiction by shagging young models and actresses, amazing stuff. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted January 18, 2022 Share Posted January 18, 2022 Supermarket visitation today. Sunflower oil a 'must get' item. Went to 3 different stores, Lidl, Tesco, Co-op....... Not a drop of said staple to be had. WTF is going on? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J_Stewart Posted January 18, 2022 Share Posted January 18, 2022 Discovered earlier that every episode of Sky One classic Dream Team is on YouTube. 3 episodes in, they’ve beaten Ajax and 4 of the players have disappeared assumed dead in a missing plane over the North Sea. 3 episodes. Honestly, what a show. 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted January 18, 2022 Share Posted January 18, 2022 24 minutes ago, Florentine_Pogen said: Supermarket visitation today. Sunflower oil a 'must get' item. Went to 3 different stores, Lidl, Tesco, Co-op....... Not a drop of said staple to be had. WTF is going on? An outbreak of squeaky sunflowers. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silvio Tattiescone Posted January 18, 2022 Share Posted January 18, 2022 55 minutes ago, Florentine_Pogen said: Supermarket visitation today. Sunflower oil a 'must get' item. Went to 3 different stores, Lidl, Tesco, Co-op....... Not a drop of said staple to be had. WTF is going on? Same with sugar cubes. No stock at Tesco/Morrisons/Asda/Sainsburys/Waitrose since November. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UsedToGoToCentralPark Posted January 18, 2022 Share Posted January 18, 2022 Same with sugar cubes. No stock at Tesco/Morrisons/Asda/Sainsburys/Waitrose since November.Here Today, Tomorrow Next Week! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted January 18, 2022 Share Posted January 18, 2022 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted January 18, 2022 Share Posted January 18, 2022 2 hours ago, Newbornbairn said: Same with sugar cubes. No stock at Tesco/Morrisons/Asda/Sainsburys/Waitrose since November. Supplies seized by terrorist mastermind Dougal from the Magic Roundabout 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theroadlesstravelled Posted January 19, 2022 Share Posted January 19, 2022 something the incels on here could look into. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimbaxters Posted January 19, 2022 Share Posted January 19, 2022 9 hours ago, Newbornbairn said: Same with sugar cubes. No stock at Tesco/Morrisons/Asda/Sainsburys/Waitrose since November. https://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p04pq2mt 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiegoDiego Posted January 19, 2022 Share Posted January 19, 2022 Supermarket visitation today. Sunflower oil a 'must get' item. Went to 3 different stores, Lidl, Tesco, Co-op....... Not a drop of said staple to be had. WTF is going on? Out of curiosity, what are you doing where rape oil wouldn't be a sufficient substitute? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topcat(The most tip top) Posted January 19, 2022 Share Posted January 19, 2022 Out of curiosity, what are you doing where rape oil wouldn't be a sufficient substitute? He’s lubricating sunflowers 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted January 19, 2022 Share Posted January 19, 2022 2 hours ago, DiegoDiego said: 14 hours ago, Florentine_Pogen said: Supermarket visitation today. Sunflower oil a 'must get' item. Went to 3 different stores, Lidl, Tesco, Co-op....... Not a drop of said staple to be had. WTF is going on? Out of curiosity, what are you doing where rape oil wouldn't be a sufficient substitute? Prince Andrew thread for this pish 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted January 20, 2022 Share Posted January 20, 2022 I read about this overheard conversation in a Portobello pub: Auld Punter 1: Billy's deid then Auld Punter 2: Who was Billy? Did I ken him? Auld Punter 1: Aye, he was the one that wore a leather jacket and sat up at the bar Auld Punter 2: Oh, was he the one that was always arguing with Tam the Barman about horses? Auld Punter 1: Aye. Auld Punter 2. So he's deid is he? Good. 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silvio Tattiescone Posted January 20, 2022 Share Posted January 20, 2022 Wife finally nagged me into getting a hearing test today. She's moaned for ages that the telly is too loud, my music is too loud but to be fair, I've been finding it hard to hear what people have been saying and it was getting increasingly unlikely that everyone I met was a mumbling c**t. Was very surprised after doing all the tests the guy put a pair of hearing aids on me and switched them on. Bugger. Huge difference! Only fifty-cough but a lifetime working in noisy environments has fucked my hearing. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Left Back Posted January 20, 2022 Share Posted January 20, 2022 11 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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