Sergeant Wilson Posted May 22, 2023 Share Posted May 22, 2023 8 minutes ago, GordonD said: Wid. Better be quick. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted May 22, 2023 Share Posted May 22, 2023 I'd think twice. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alert Mongoose Posted May 22, 2023 Share Posted May 22, 2023 On 19/05/2023 at 07:57, Derry Alli said: I had one of the strangest dreams of my life last night. I was caught shagging some black actress from a show in the 90's and was chased out of town by her redneck father who was a sheriff. He was also white and an actor in the 90's. The town eventually ended up being Monifieth as I drove away at speed with the police car and a flat tyre. The sheriff ended up ratchet strapped to an advertising board, me stabbed in the leg and the denizens of Linlathen celebrating his capture. I have no idea where it comes from, or what it means. I live in neither of those places and I never ate cheese, drunk or took any acid. The mind is a fucking crazy thing. Made me think of this 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted May 22, 2023 Share Posted May 22, 2023 2 hours ago, Sergeant Wilson said: Better be quick. Changed my mind... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted May 22, 2023 Share Posted May 22, 2023 Makes quick note for Dead Pool 2024... ...along with half the other DPers. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TxRover Posted May 23, 2023 Share Posted May 23, 2023 9 hours ago, Alert Mongoose said: Made me think of this Excellent song…who’s playing the Jersey Girl? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted May 23, 2023 Share Posted May 23, 2023 18 hours ago, Venti said: Got a double choc penguin & apple juice. That was the highlight. Euphemism? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted May 23, 2023 Share Posted May 23, 2023 8 hours ago, tamthebam said: Makes quick note for Dead Pool 2024... ...along with half the other DPers. You know, there are loads of online videos of these folk - and they aren't betting on celebrity deaths. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venti Posted May 23, 2023 Share Posted May 23, 2023 Getting my inoculations ahead of my holiday. Got off at the wrong level of IRH. Lights flickered & though I was in a Resident Evil level. Then comes a booming voice over the intercom from the security. Just about shat myself. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Blades Posted May 23, 2023 Share Posted May 23, 2023 ^^^ wants to let us know he’s going on an exotic holiday IMVHO! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted May 23, 2023 Share Posted May 23, 2023 42 minutes ago, Brother Blades said: ^^^ wants to let us know he’s going on an exotic holiday IMVHO! I get inoculations whenever I go north of the Tay. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnydun Posted May 23, 2023 Share Posted May 23, 2023 Just now, scottsdad said: I get inoculations whenever I go north of the Tay. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted May 23, 2023 Share Posted May 23, 2023 1 minute ago, johnnydun said: 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venti Posted May 23, 2023 Share Posted May 23, 2023 20 minutes ago, johnnydun said: Got no fans... Got no ground. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nkomo-A-Gogo Posted May 23, 2023 Share Posted May 23, 2023 On 19/05/2023 at 13:37, bennett said: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thistledo Posted May 23, 2023 Share Posted May 23, 2023 2 hours ago, Venti said: Getting my inoculations ahead of my holiday. Got off at the wrong level of IRH. Lights flickered & though I was in a Resident Evil level. Then comes a booming voice over the intercom from the security. Just about shat myself. Used to work at the Glasgow Royal and there's a good few parts of the hospital that look like this, wheelchairs abandoned in hallways sort of thing, poor lighting and quite creepy looking. I kinda liked it, we used to have to store stuff down there so was always good for a wee exploration. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted May 23, 2023 Share Posted May 23, 2023 4 hours ago, Venti said: Got off at the wrong level of IRH. Lights flickered & though I was in a Resident Evil level What's IRH? Something something Hospital, I suppose... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted May 23, 2023 Share Posted May 23, 2023 17 minutes ago, GordonD said: What's IRH? Something something Hospital, I suppose... Guessing Inverclyde based on My Team: Morten, and Location: Gourock 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venti Posted May 23, 2023 Share Posted May 23, 2023 2 hours ago, thistledo said: Used to work at the Glasgow Royal and there's a good few parts of the hospital that look like this, wheelchairs abandoned in hallways sort of thing, poor lighting and quite creepy looking. I kinda liked it, we used to have to store stuff down there so was always good for a wee exploration. I kinda like the creepy thing tbh. If an abandoned wheelchair started moving by itself, I'd run for the fucking hills. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted May 23, 2023 Share Posted May 23, 2023 36 minutes ago, Venti said: I kinda like the creepy thing tbh. If an abandoned wheelchair started moving by itself, I'd run for the fucking hills. Just run upstairs. 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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