thomas Posted June 11, 2023 Share Posted June 11, 2023 I've fucked my back making the bed, old age comes at you fast. Currently in a hot bath trying to fix it as I've got a concert to go to tonight, deep heat, painkillers and drink will hopefully get me through. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted June 11, 2023 Share Posted June 11, 2023 1 hour ago, Derry Alli said: Sanday. Aye we know when you're going, he asked which island... 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Steele Posted June 11, 2023 Share Posted June 11, 2023 2 hours ago, ICTChris said: Who is this for? Eco-warriors. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted June 11, 2023 Share Posted June 11, 2023 8 hours ago, TxRover said: Don’t know about that, but… https://www.insider.com/suriname-vice-president-60-picks-himself-play-in-concacaf-match-2021-9 Tremendous. FIFA are normally pretty harsh on government interference in football, and Suriname are supposed to be improving after decades of losing their best players to the Netherlands, so hopefully this tube doesn't mess it up for them! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bennett Posted June 11, 2023 Share Posted June 11, 2023 3 hours ago, ICTChris said: Who is this for? Don't they have traffic lights in Inverness? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted June 11, 2023 Share Posted June 11, 2023 3 hours ago, ICTChris said: Who is this for? It's a warning for alien flashers. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted June 11, 2023 Share Posted June 11, 2023 3 hours ago, ICTChris said: Who is this for? It’s for people who want to cross the road. It’s a light which, when turns red will instruct the traffic to stop and allow pedestrians to cross safely. In essence, a “traffic light”. HTH 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
btb Posted June 11, 2023 Share Posted June 11, 2023 Nothing like keeping a sense of proportion... Quote He’s built a new England’: Joseph Fiennes on tackling the role of football’s Gareth Southgate 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted June 11, 2023 Share Posted June 11, 2023 5 hours ago, ICTChris said: Who is this for? If pedestrians are cross when a green man is displayed, then it's big team found. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TxRover Posted June 11, 2023 Share Posted June 11, 2023 Conor McGregor knocks out sports mascot during promotion… 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted June 11, 2023 Share Posted June 11, 2023 8 minutes ago, TxRover said: Conor McGregor knocks out sports mascot during promotion… Quite literally the level at which that little ching goblin is operating at these day.... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GNU_Linux Posted June 11, 2023 Share Posted June 11, 2023 6 hours ago, ICTChris said: Who is this for? Very brave calling it man because woke. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Steele Posted June 11, 2023 Share Posted June 11, 2023 Blackbirds like bananas. Having read that blackbirds like soft fruit, Mrs S peeled and chopped a banana, put it on the grass and after a few minutes in flew a blackbird and wowfed the banana. Strange but true. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted June 11, 2023 Share Posted June 11, 2023 Visiting my mum yesterday, and she had been going through all my dad's old things. She said to me she had found a folder at the bottom of his wardrobe and wanted me to destroy it. Uh oh, I thought. My old man had a "collection" and it was heading my way. But no, it wasn't that. It was typed up police files from his time on the force. Cases he was involved in, from 1971 to 1990. as it contains personal info about people mum thought I should burn it. I took it home and have been reading through them. Not exactly the script to Line of Duty. Many, many traffic cases such as folk driving without headlights, leaving the engine running whilst the car was unattended, drink driving and so on. The language is quite dated also. A few cases that were a bit funny. The schoolboys caught stealing a toy fish from Boots in Falkirk in 1977 (value, 37p), the students "urinating to the annoyance of police constables" and others. It has been a fascinating insight into part of his life he never really spoke about. All he ever said was that he never wanted his kids to join the police, and I can see why. Dealing with drunks, getting assaulted, and the endless list of boring traffic cases. 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venti Posted June 11, 2023 Share Posted June 11, 2023 Alex Scott looking lovely on Soccer Aid. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venti Posted June 11, 2023 Share Posted June 11, 2023 Danny Dyer slowly morphing into Charles Bronson. Fackin mappit. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moomintroll Posted June 11, 2023 Share Posted June 11, 2023 I'm a bit too warm. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venti Posted June 11, 2023 Share Posted June 11, 2023 Thought Harrison Ford was gonna run out the tunnel. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldbitterandgrumpy Posted June 11, 2023 Share Posted June 11, 2023 32 minutes ago, scottsdad said: Visiting my mum yesterday, and she had been going through all my dad's old things. She said to me she had found a folder at the bottom of his wardrobe and wanted me to destroy it. Uh oh, I thought. My old man had a "collection" and it was heading my way. But no, it wasn't that. It was typed up police files from his time on the force. Cases he was involved in, from 1971 to 1990. as it contains personal info about people mum thought I should burn it. I took it home and have been reading through them. Not exactly the script to Line of Duty. Many, many traffic cases such as folk driving without headlights, leaving the engine running whilst the car was unattended, drink driving and so on. The language is quite dated also. A few cases that were a bit funny. The schoolboys caught stealing a toy fish from Boots in Falkirk in 1977 (value, 37p), the students "urinating to the annoyance of police constables" and others. It has been a fascinating insight into part of his life he never really spoke about. All he ever said was that he never wanted his kids to join the police, and I can see why. Dealing with drunks, getting assaulted, and the endless list of boring traffic cases. I have no end of respect for the police. I couldn’t and wouldn’t do their job for 10 times their wage. Aye, there are bad apples, and they’re underfunded and woefully short staffed and (at least in my neck of the woods) disliked. But what they have to put up with on a shift is beyond what most people would be able to cope with. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted June 11, 2023 Share Posted June 11, 2023 It's lovely up in Thurso. Too hot to be sitting in this restaurant sweating my baws aff. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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