doulikefish Posted December 24, 2011 Share Posted December 24, 2011 I got searched last night in Fat Sams because the bouncer thought I had drugs. His face when he found out I didn't was beautiful. Did the utility get you? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattydfc Posted December 24, 2011 Share Posted December 24, 2011 Did the utility get you? Bitch please, they're faggots. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted December 24, 2011 Share Posted December 24, 2011 I got searched last night in Fat Sams because the bouncer thought I had drugs. His face when he found out I didn't was beautiful. Wrap of coke up your arsehole? Well played young man, well played. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted December 24, 2011 Share Posted December 24, 2011 I went into a newily built Tesco in Mount Florida today and was served by Kilt. He didn't even wish me a Merry Christmas! I'm off to find one of his posts just now to give him a red dot. I wouldn't expect him to. Yule greetings, maybe, what with him being all Pagan and that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted December 24, 2011 Share Posted December 24, 2011 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint dave Posted December 24, 2011 Share Posted December 24, 2011 I wouldn't expect him to. Yule greetings, maybe, what with him being all Pagan and that. He should kick a tree on the way home from tesco , that'll show him. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SodjesSixteenIncher Posted December 25, 2011 Share Posted December 25, 2011 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wunfellaff Posted December 25, 2011 Share Posted December 25, 2011 wowser! What on earth does this boy do now? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted December 25, 2011 Share Posted December 25, 2011 I came home from the pub last night absolutely melted, and realised I hadn't wrapped any of my Christmas presents yet. The look on peoples faces when they picked up my presents this morning was priceless. The gifts practically fell out of the paper when they were lifted. I think it's safe to say that being intoxicated doesn't improve the present wrapping skill. At all. Not quite as bad as my girlfriends brother who came home pished and wrapped everything in tin foil a few years ago. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HEY_SIDNEY Posted December 26, 2011 Share Posted December 26, 2011 Thank Goodness i do not work in retail on a day like this. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshmallo Posted December 26, 2011 Share Posted December 26, 2011 Thank Goodness i do not work in retail on a day like this. I've just finished, it wasn't too bad for me personally today as I'm a member of the delivery staff and an ugly fucker so they kept me in the stockroom all day away from the public. I started at 7 and there were already hundreds (literally) in the shop when I got there at 6.40. By half 7 one section had to be temporarily closed as the tills literally couldn't store any more notes. Mental. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HEY_SIDNEY Posted December 27, 2011 Share Posted December 27, 2011 I've just finished, it wasn't too bad for me personally today as I'm a member of the delivery staff and an ugly fucker so they kept me in the stockroom all day away from the public. I started at 7 and there were already hundreds (literally) in the shop when I got there at 6.40. By half 7 one section had to be temporarily closed as the tills literally couldn't store any more notes. Mental. Your at it you . Nah a lotta of ma mates were sayin it wasnt as bad as th expected, was worse actually being a shopper by the sounds of it! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooky Posted December 28, 2011 Share Posted December 28, 2011 I've lost 3 sets of headphones this past month. I don't understand where they go! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted December 28, 2011 Share Posted December 28, 2011 My blue bin is empty. The bad news is that it isn't bin day. The good news is that the wind has removed all trace of the contents. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkeyblair Posted December 28, 2011 Share Posted December 28, 2011 I found three sets of headphones in The Phoenix's blue bin today. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkeyblair Posted December 28, 2011 Share Posted December 28, 2011 I am soooooo bored at work I have just sealed a blank envelope, addressed it to a made up name at my own address for 2 reasons:- 1. To see how long it takes to get there 2. To give me a reason to have a wander to reception to get them to post it for me. Happy days. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted December 28, 2011 Share Posted December 28, 2011 I am soooooo bored at work I have just sealed a blank envelope, addressed it to a made up name at my own address for 2 reasons:- 1. To see how long it takes to get there 2. To give me a reason to have a wander to reception to get them to post it for me. Happy days. Why don't you just say to your boss it's got to be hand delivered, today? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted December 28, 2011 Share Posted December 28, 2011 I am soooooo bored at work I have just sealed a blank envelope, addressed it to a made up name at my own address for 2 reasons:- 1. To see how long it takes to get there 2. To give me a reason to have a wander to reception to get them to post it for me. Happy days. Likewise (on being bored, not on posting myself blank envelopes). I've been in since 8.30 and aside from a small pile of work that I actually brought in with me (I'm in my mate's office covering for him rather than my own) I have nothing at all to do. Also, the work I brought with me needs to last me another shift next week as well. I'm here until 6pm and may as well not be, we haven't had a single client and there's been only two phone calls (only one of which was a client and even then they were happy just to call back at a later date). I wouldn't mind so much if I was at my own place of work and could crack on with things, but as I'm at someone else's office and don't want to get involved in their ongoing projects it's turning into a very long day indeed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkeyblair Posted December 28, 2011 Share Posted December 28, 2011 Why don't you just say to your boss it's got to be hand delivered, today? He would know just how much bollocks that would be!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShakehandsTom - DFC Posted December 28, 2011 Share Posted December 28, 2011 I am soooooo bored at work I have just sealed a blank envelope, addressed it to a made up name at my own address for 2 reasons:- 1. To see how long it takes to get there 2. To give me a reason to have a wander to reception to get them to post it for me. Happy days. I found this amusing, and thus if I wasn't on my iPhone, I'd 'green dot' it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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