KnightswoodBear Posted June 18, 2012 Share Posted June 18, 2012 24 for £14 Dancer! That's his drinking sorted then 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smurph Posted June 18, 2012 Share Posted June 18, 2012 I'm quite relieved that it's not just me who does this sometimes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam Leitch Loyal Posted June 19, 2012 Share Posted June 19, 2012 BT have blocked my access to Pirate Bay. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted June 19, 2012 Share Posted June 19, 2012 http://newsthump.com/2012/06/12/cameron-accidentally-leaves-clegg-running-country-for-about-15-minutes/ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill Carr Posted June 19, 2012 Share Posted June 19, 2012 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DAFC. Posted June 20, 2012 Share Posted June 20, 2012 Played 5s last night with guys that play for a few 3rd division teams. Safe to say, I was comfortably better than all of them. Not what you know and all that... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mallo_Madrid Posted June 20, 2012 Share Posted June 20, 2012 Played 5s last night with guys that play for a few 3rd division teams. Safe to say, I was comfortably better than all of them. Not what you know and all that... I play with a few boys that play for Annan on a Thurs night. There's not much difference between any of us. Its completely different to playing on a full pitch. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkeyblair Posted June 20, 2012 Share Posted June 20, 2012 Played 5s last night with guys that play for a few 3rd division teams. Safe to say, I was comfortably better than all of them. Not what you know and all that... I played 5's yesterday and was fucking awful. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattydfc Posted June 21, 2012 Share Posted June 21, 2012 I'm shite at fives but good at 11 a sides. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Brightside Posted June 21, 2012 Share Posted June 21, 2012 I'm shite at fives but good at 11 a sides. What position do you play when playing 11's? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted June 21, 2012 Share Posted June 21, 2012 (edited) Edited June 21, 2012 by ICTChris 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
die hard doonhamer Posted June 21, 2012 Share Posted June 21, 2012 What a knob he is. Didn't do much when he played for us, and he's a pain in the arse on twitter. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattydfc Posted June 21, 2012 Share Posted June 21, 2012 What position do you play when playing 11's? Striker 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Brightside Posted June 21, 2012 Share Posted June 21, 2012 Striker I thought you might, I tend to find that strikers make terrible fives players, because they're not used to defending or tracking back and staying with their man. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted June 21, 2012 Share Posted June 21, 2012 Just got asked "sorry pal, do you know anywhere around here that sells bongs n that?" by a pissed guy walking up the street. Classy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattydfc Posted June 21, 2012 Share Posted June 21, 2012 I thought you might, I tend to find that strikers make terrible fives players, because they're not used to defending or tracking back and staying with their man. It's a combination of that and liking too run with the ball too much. Doesn't make for a good player in 5's in all honesty. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dane-don Posted June 21, 2012 Share Posted June 21, 2012 Only just noticed now that the hairdresser didn't listen to a word I said. She obviously thought "can you take it down to about 3 inches on top and about 1 inch on the back and sides please" meant "give me one of those shit ned metro mullets". Fucking thick cow. I am seething, absolutely seething. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted June 21, 2012 Share Posted June 21, 2012 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supras Posted June 22, 2012 Share Posted June 22, 2012 http://www.cbs.com/shows/late_late_show/scotland/110483/ This has probably already been posted but, who is more embarrassing? Craig Ferguson : Some w****r from Cumbernauld who, on the basis of this clip, is Scotlands version of Andi Osho but with less balls. Alex Salmond : He manages to look utterly ridiculous without being remotely funny. It's a car crash of an appearance and for someone as talented and experienced as him it's a massive let down. This is pretty sad, although funnier than the previous clip: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XAgti_2uziA&feature=youtu.be If you can't be bothered watching it (I certainly didn't) basically some middle school kids start ripping the pish out of an elderly bus attendant and she starts crying because of the abuse. Kinda makes me want a referee or player to start bawling his eyes out during a match. On the upside she raised $100,000 donations so she can enjoy a good holiday and criminal charges might be brought against the kids. Good, that outta f**k em up more. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wunfellaff Posted June 22, 2012 Share Posted June 22, 2012 Only just noticed now that the hairdresser didn't listen to a word I said. She obviously thought "can you take it down to about 3 inches on top and about 1 inch on the back and sides please" meant "give me one of those shit ned metro mullets". Fucking thick cow. I am seething, absolutely seething. Gave you a greenie, but in reality it is for her...Pass it on next time you get a haircut 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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