sjc Posted July 19, 2013 Share Posted July 19, 2013 My most unusual was a lifeboat on Blackpool promenade. Mo Mowlam? There was four vibrators involved. I'll leave that thought wth you for a wee while. I think I'm gonna be sick! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdcal Posted July 19, 2013 Share Posted July 19, 2013 That Corsodyl mouthwash ad is nothing short of a scaremongering disgrace. I occasionally spit the odd bit of blood but only because I give the back teeth a real good scrub at times. Dentist is always happy whenever I visit, not telling me I should be using a particular mouthwash to prevent my teeth falling out. Thousands of teenage girls will be cracking themselves if they start to brush their teeth properly. My dentist said only use corsodyl for a month tops. It harms the enamel on your teeth And the toothpaste is bogging 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted July 19, 2013 Share Posted July 19, 2013 There was four vibrators involved. I'll leave that thought wth you for a wee while. Must've been one hell of a run to the pound shop. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted July 19, 2013 Share Posted July 19, 2013 And here they are... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted July 19, 2013 Share Posted July 19, 2013 And here they are... Pretty good band. They're certainly no Arctic Monkeys but they'll do. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lanky_ffc Posted July 19, 2013 Share Posted July 19, 2013 Absolutely love Jim'll Paint It. That, along with "Ross Kemp on toast", are my favorites of his. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted July 19, 2013 Share Posted July 19, 2013 Pretty good band. They're certainly no Arctic Monkeys but they'll do. We'd met them at the Glasgow gig and they asked us down. The promoter had to come and find them in the pub, with my party. Over an hour late. We all got there and some young support band were getting bottled off after having to have played two sets. It was that night I bumped the mic stand and rattled Knox's teeth. The hospitality didn't extend to accomodation. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted July 19, 2013 Share Posted July 19, 2013 The guy downstairs from me is growing his own dope in his cellar. The smell when you walk through the back door is unbelievable. As well as this, he smokes it out on his balcony, so if I've got the windows open it ends up stinking out my living room. I'm in half a mind to tell him to rap it, or ask him for some. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~~~ Posted July 19, 2013 Share Posted July 19, 2013 The guy downstairs from me is growing his own dope in his cellar. The smell when you walk through the back door is unbelievable. As well as this, he smokes it out on his balcony, so if I've got the windows open it ends up stinking out my living room. I'm in half a mind to tell him to rap it, or ask him for some. Phone the police, It will be entertaining at the very least 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted July 19, 2013 Share Posted July 19, 2013 The guy downstairs from me is growing his own dope in his cellar. The smell when you walk through the back door is unbelievable. As well as this, he smokes it out on his balcony, so if I've got the windows open it ends up stinking out my living room. I'm in half a mind to tell him to rap it, or ask him for some. Lucky bassa. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted July 19, 2013 Share Posted July 19, 2013 The guy downstairs from me is growing his own dope in his cellar. The smell when you walk through the back door is unbelievable. As well as this, he smokes it out on his balcony, so if I've got the windows open it ends up stinking out my living room. I'm in half a mind to tell him to rap it, or ask him for some. Surely that can't be good for your kids?? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted July 19, 2013 Share Posted July 19, 2013 Surely that can't be good for your kids?? If they pass out, what kind of ambulance would be required? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamamafegan Posted July 19, 2013 Share Posted July 19, 2013 The guy downstairs from me is growing his own dope in his cellar. The smell when you walk through the back door is unbelievable. As well as this, he smokes it out on his balcony, so if I've got the windows open it ends up stinking out my living room. I'm in half a mind to tell him to rap it, or ask him for some. There is so much opportunity from your situation here! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted July 19, 2013 Share Posted July 19, 2013 If they pass out, what kind of ambulance would be required? It could be medical marijuana for his autism. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted July 19, 2013 Share Posted July 19, 2013 Surely that can't be good for your kids?? I don't think that the smell from the back door will do much harm to them, and anytime I do smell it coming through the windows I just close them. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted July 19, 2013 Share Posted July 19, 2013 The guy downstairs from me is growing his own dope in his cellar. The smell when you walk through the back door is unbelievable. As well as this, he smokes it out on his balcony, so if I've got the windows open it ends up stinking out my living room. I'm in half a mind to tell him to rap it, or ask him for some. Let's not be too hasty, A. I'm free this weekend 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandomGuy. Posted July 19, 2013 Share Posted July 19, 2013 Surely that can't be good for your kids?? I take it you were exposed to drugs as a child? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobBairn1876 Posted July 19, 2013 Share Posted July 19, 2013 Do you know what's funny? I work 18.5 hours a week, own my home and enjoy multiple holidays a year while you spent a couple of years living in a bin. What is it you do for a living? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tinkerbelle Posted July 20, 2013 Share Posted July 20, 2013 I am going out for a major bevvy session today. On my way home I am going to go to the house where Tiger Woods is staying, then I am going to ring his doorbell and run away. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted July 20, 2013 Share Posted July 20, 2013 The guy downstairs from me is growing his own dope in his cellar. The smell when you walk through the back door is unbelievable. As well as this, he smokes it out on his balcony, so if I've got the windows open it ends up stinking out my living room. I'm in half a mind to tell him to rap it, or ask him for some. The mob downstairs from us in the flat in the west end were the same. You come in and our kitchen reeked of the strongest smelling dope I've ever known. I was torn between having a word and asking them for some. I ended up plumping for bellowing at the top of my voice "they're smoking dope again!!" Whenever it happened. Ignorant b*****ds 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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