1320Lichtie Posted January 31, 2015 Share Posted January 31, 2015 Sounds like an amateur version of whoever the slavering arse it was on here who claimed to have humped Hayden Panittiere. I'm sure he did like, no biggy though as she was nowhere near as good as that at the time. Tried her nuts interview but no mention of Arbroath. Bint. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted January 31, 2015 Share Posted January 31, 2015 I've had 50 calls regarding tickets for the old firm asking if I'm selling them. Turns out my mate put my number up on Facebook saying I was selling them to get me back for a prank I pulled on him 6 months ago. I can't even remember what I done to him 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1320Lichtie Posted January 31, 2015 Share Posted January 31, 2015 "Bint" for not mentioning Arbroath But aye, Nuts... She maybe thinks she's all big time now she's been in the cheapest tatty semi-scud mag there is, safe in the knowledge she'll be serving the wanking needs of many a pubescent teenage boy... And me. Want anything when I'm at the garage? To be fair I don't think she's from here originally which is why she probably looks so good, think her parents moved here and when she was old enough she fucked back off again, can't blame her tbf. And yeah she's defo big time now like, Zoo/Nuts/FHM the lot. Gonna stop with the stalking now... And pffft, scuddy magazines are so pre smartphones 8mile!!!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1320Lichtie Posted January 31, 2015 Share Posted January 31, 2015 I've had 50 calls regarding tickets for the old firm asking if I'm selling them. Turns out my mate put my number up on Facebook saying I was selling them to get me back for a prank I pulled on him 6 months ago. I can't even remember what I done to him Happened to me before too. Mates put my car up. Still got this photo...got that used to replying to people asking about the car and accidentally text the bird I had at the time 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lyle Lanley Posted January 31, 2015 Share Posted January 31, 2015 Aye, so I have just been told by a mate that a girl from the year below me at school was in Nuts recently and is now a model. She moved down to England and tbh was a wee bit of a ned at school from what I remember, always getting in trouble, stick thin and looked chavvy too. Now though.... Oya. Mind = blown. ImageUploadedByPie & Bovril1422660617.111334.jpgImageUploadedByPie & Bovril1422660631.479316.jpgImageUploadedByPie & Bovril1422660641.096713.jpgImageUploadedByPie & Bovril1422660657.881619.jpgImageUploadedByPie & Bovril1422660674.851165.jpg Sad times when a shitehole like Arbroath produces better looking birds than Dalkeith. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1320Lichtie Posted January 31, 2015 Share Posted January 31, 2015 Sad times when a shitehole like Arbroath produces better looking birds than Dalkeith. Shitehole? Watch yer fucking mouth Doyle!!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lyle Lanley Posted January 31, 2015 Share Posted January 31, 2015 Shitehole? Watch yer fucking mouth Doyle!!! It is a shitehole mate. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paranoid android Posted January 31, 2015 Share Posted January 31, 2015 a shitehole like Arbroath Get this pinned on the dressing room wall in time for the cup tie, Lichtie! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lyle Lanley Posted January 31, 2015 Share Posted January 31, 2015 Get this pinned on the dressing room wall in time for the cup tie, Lichtie! I'll get the DYT to cause havoc next saturday. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Young Joseph Stalin Posted January 31, 2015 Share Posted January 31, 2015 Wish I could have something bad to say about Edinburgh but it's one of the nicest towns I've visited 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MONKMAN Posted January 31, 2015 Share Posted January 31, 2015 Happened to me before too. Mates put my car up. Still got this photo...got that used to replying to people asking about the car and accidentally text the bird I had at the time ImageUploadedByPie & Bovril1422665042.676042.jpg More to the point, you've got a heart next to your birds name!!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted January 31, 2015 Share Posted January 31, 2015 Nuts & Zoo are still going? Swear I read they'd gone out of business due to the internet. Must be enough pensioners still buying to keep them going. And, curry lovers? You've killed the nerve endings in your mouths; that's why they don't seem as fiery as they used to. Glad to help! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1320Lichtie Posted January 31, 2015 Share Posted January 31, 2015 Get this pinned on the dressing room wall in time for the cup tie, Lichtie! Rumour has it it's already there. We've even changed Arbroath to Kirkcaldy for tomorrow too just to be good c***s. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1320Lichtie Posted January 31, 2015 Share Posted January 31, 2015 More to the point, you've got a heart next to your birds name!!! All her mate clearly. You obviously aren't upto speed with how relationships work when you're a teenager in the smartphone generation, if you don't have a heart next to her name, send her the same amount of kisses back at each text and don't text back relatively quickly then clearly it means you are sleeping with hundreds of other women and are secretly plotting to kill her behind her back. I did it for an easy life. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1320Lichtie Posted January 31, 2015 Share Posted January 31, 2015 Nuts & Zoo are still going? Swear I read they'd gone out of business due to the internet. Must be enough pensioners still buying to keep them going. And, curry lovers? You've killed the nerve endings in your mouths; that's why they don't seem as fiery as they used to. Glad to help! They just do online versions now as far as I'm aware. The link to this and a few other zoo shots were on her twitter just a month or two back. Not sure how they're all operating now 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted January 31, 2015 Share Posted January 31, 2015 They just do online versions now as far as I'm aware. The link to this and a few other zoo shots were on her twitter just a month or two back. Not sure how they're all operating now ImageUploadedByPie & Bovril1422679228.174085.jpg Think she needs her radio repaired? My horror movies references are the key to my success with the ladies 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted January 31, 2015 Share Posted January 31, 2015 I agree. Quite a nice town for a city Edinburgh is like a fine wine in that it's been lovingly made of many years yet retained such delicate taste. Wasted on a lager swilling lout like yourself Miley! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted January 31, 2015 Share Posted January 31, 2015 WTF?! What's that unfounded attack all about? Don't worry Miley.....it was a joke. I never had you down as such a sensitive bunny.......you learn something new every day eh?! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted January 31, 2015 Share Posted January 31, 2015 I know it was a joke - you ship-dwelling, lice-ridden, tranny-pounding, Edinburgh c*nt! xxx : 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted January 31, 2015 Share Posted January 31, 2015 I know it was a joke - you ship-dwelling, lice-ridden, tranny-pounding, Edinburgh c*nt! xxx Ah, but is he a tranny-pounding whomperc*nt ? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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