throbber Posted January 18, 2015 Share Posted January 18, 2015 Throbber's thinks he's Fanny Craddock. He's half right. I don't even know who fanny craddock is 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lichtie23 Posted January 18, 2015 Share Posted January 18, 2015 I don't even know who fanny craddock is Google it 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted January 18, 2015 Share Posted January 18, 2015 A good bash of the tatties also helps to ejaculate steam prior to roasting. Its funny because the definition of the word ejaculate just means to exit quickly or spurt out, also in the olden days if you were to shout something out suddenly they would call that ejaculating 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted January 18, 2015 Share Posted January 18, 2015 (edited) Had a couple of guys round today felling a huge fir tree next to the house that had become unsafe after the high winds. One of the boys had his dog with him which was happily running about the garden whilst they worked away. Happily running about that is, until it decided to bite the chainsaw as the guy was cutting it up into logs for us. Lost two teeth, and should probably feel lucky not to have had a heads gone moment. Still, I've now got years worth of firewood. Edited January 18, 2015 by KnightswoodBear 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdcal Posted January 18, 2015 Share Posted January 18, 2015 Google it I just did... Looks like they are making a remake. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted January 18, 2015 Share Posted January 18, 2015 Will they be making doughnuts this time round? ETA: The old joke was about doughnuts wasnt it? Yip. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hillonearth Posted January 18, 2015 Share Posted January 18, 2015 "Ejaculate" is one of those words - like the word "gay" - that really only has one sense these days. Makes for some strange reading when it's used in print, like the passage from one of the Sherlock Holmes stories when Watson ejaculates from his very heart in the direction of his fiancee. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted January 19, 2015 Share Posted January 19, 2015 Makes for some strange reading when it's used in print, like the passage from one of the Sherlock Holmes stories when Watson ejaculates from his very heart in the direction of his fiancee. I don't recall which story it was but I'm pretty sure in one of them, Watson writes about being woken by an ejaculation during the night. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted January 19, 2015 Share Posted January 19, 2015 I love P&B 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted January 19, 2015 Share Posted January 19, 2015 As of this morning, I have a new co-worker called Steve Gibbon. He seems a sound enough guy so hopefully that will be enough to prevent me from accidentally referring to him as "Shitgibbon". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bullywee Posted January 19, 2015 Share Posted January 19, 2015 (edited) There's a bit in an episode of QI that talks about the ejaculations of the Sherlock Holmes stories. There are 23 of them and I was systematically ticking them off as I worked my way through the complete collection last year. The best one is definitely when one of the characters 'ejaculates from a second floor window' in 'The Man with the Twisted Lip' which is well worth a read even before you take into account this Alan Lithgow-esque behaviour. Edited January 19, 2015 by bullywee 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smurph Posted January 19, 2015 Share Posted January 19, 2015 Staff 'Christmas' party last night resulted in the police shutting down our house party at 5am and two of my mates getting lifted 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted January 19, 2015 Share Posted January 19, 2015 Staff 'Christmas' party last night resulted in the police shutting down our house party at 5am and two of my mates getting lifted Christmas was last year, meight. You must be getting confused. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smurph Posted January 19, 2015 Share Posted January 19, 2015 Christmas was last year, meight. You must be getting confused. We like to have it 12 months in advance, just to get it out the way. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted January 19, 2015 Share Posted January 19, 2015 Roses in the garden still in flower with new ones budding. How the hell does that happen in January? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted January 19, 2015 Share Posted January 19, 2015 Roses in the garden still in flower with new ones budding. How the hell does that happen in January? So the old ones go out with a last flourish while the youngsters prepare to take over. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted January 19, 2015 Share Posted January 19, 2015 http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-tyne-30876783 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted January 19, 2015 Share Posted January 19, 2015 http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-tyne-30876783 I wonder if they take it out for draggies 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdcal Posted January 19, 2015 Share Posted January 19, 2015 http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-tyne-30876783 thalidomide for dogs?? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted January 19, 2015 Share Posted January 19, 2015 I am now the owner (well I fucking paid for them) of two goldfish called Tommy and Pinky. At this moment in time they're either sleeping or dead. Sushi at Mozza's place tonight! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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