BFTD Posted June 17, 2015 Share Posted June 17, 2015 Our work has a rule that wasn't thought all the way through. You are not to drive your car in the car park if the fire alarm goes off in the offices, this is fine if you can hear the alarm in your car, which is not likely. Maybe they're just trying to stop folk in the office fleeing the scene. "You're still on our time, people! Take those laptops out to the car park and get cracking!" At least staying warm wouldn't be a problem. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted June 17, 2015 Share Posted June 17, 2015 (edited) Excessive 'health and safety' shit like the above examples only exist because people are arseholes who will sue for anything and are encouraged to do so by scummy shitebag 'No win no fee' firms. If folk who sued for stupid shit like tripping over a jackwt on the back of the seat had their ludicrous claims for hundreds of thousands of pounds laughes out of court, this whole 'health and safety' shite would have halted. You should try organising / leading field courses for grown adults at the beach or road side cuttings. You can't help looking like a Class A tit when you and the rest of the group are all dressed up like Countryfile presenters, with the addition of hard hats, whilst families in sandals have their picnic at the very spot you're there to see. That said, it gets you an extra trip to carry out the risk assessment... even though the same dangers would apply to me, in theory requiring a risk assessment for the risk assessment etc etc. Eta: I see a wifie was killed by a cliff in Wales yesterday. Darwinism in full effect when you see the outcrop though. Edited June 19, 2015 by Hedgecutter 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~~~ Posted June 18, 2015 Share Posted June 18, 2015 Found a body today after having to force entry into a house. She must have been dead for weeks. The positive I'll take from it, she had a cat that would have been trapped indoors for all these weeks with very little food or water, somehow it survive and now it has been rescued 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted June 18, 2015 Share Posted June 18, 2015 Are you a policeman, a burglar or a salesman who just won't take no for an answer?He was there to reposess her telly. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted June 18, 2015 Share Posted June 18, 2015 The positive I'll take from it, she had a cat that would have been trapped indoors for all these weeks with very little food or water, somehow it survive and now it has been rescued Atkins diet? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted June 18, 2015 Share Posted June 18, 2015 Do you do the voids, Rico? One of my old school mates does that, some of the sights he has described before are fairly stomach churning. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattydfc Posted June 18, 2015 Share Posted June 18, 2015 Found a body today after having to force entry into a house. She must have been dead for weeks. The positive I'll take from it, she had a cat that would have been trapped indoors for all these weeks with very little food or water, somehow it survive and now it has been rescued Sounds like great fun. Where do I sign up? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supermik Posted June 18, 2015 Share Posted June 18, 2015 I did say that there was something of the night about you Rico, might have been right. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted June 18, 2015 Share Posted June 18, 2015 Found a body today after having to force entry into a house. She must have been dead for weeks. Pics or GTF. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romeo Posted June 19, 2015 Share Posted June 19, 2015 I currently sit aboard a flight to Gatwick then onto Florida. So long suckers. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted June 19, 2015 Share Posted June 19, 2015 Found a body today after having to force entry into a house. She must have been dead for weeks. The positive I'll take from it, she had a cat that would have been trapped indoors for all these weeks with very little food or water, somehow it survive and now it has been rescued I think the cat had plenty to eat. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest_Man#1 Posted June 19, 2015 Share Posted June 19, 2015 I currently sit aboard a flight to Gatwick then onto Florida. So long suckers. I was on this flight and got talking to a guy beside me, but he was a massive Rangers fan so don't think it was you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted June 19, 2015 Share Posted June 19, 2015 New joiner at my work is called Ken. He called me for a material order and I asked him "what's the frequency, Kenneth?". Dead silence was the reply. Did not get it at all and I felt pretty gosh darn silly as I scrambled to gloss over my shite attempt at humour. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted June 19, 2015 Share Posted June 19, 2015 New joiner at my work is called Ken. He called me for a material order and I asked him "what's the frequency, Kenneth?". Dead silence was the reply. Did not get it at all and I felt pretty gosh darn silly as I scrambled to gloss over my shite attempt at humour. You should have just carried on and did the whole backwards guitar solo bit, then carried on like nothing had happened. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted June 19, 2015 Share Posted June 19, 2015 You should have just carried on and did the whole backwards guitar solo bit, then carried on like nothing had happened. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romeo Posted June 19, 2015 Share Posted June 19, 2015 Gatwick is rammed, loads of English holidaymakers acting like fannies 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted June 19, 2015 Share Posted June 19, 2015 Gatwick is rammed, loads of English holidaymakers acting like fannies Jump on the train to Crawley or Brighton if you have time. Anything's better than hanging around Gatwick. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamamafegan Posted June 19, 2015 Share Posted June 19, 2015 https://www.facebook.com/brian.henderson.92/videos/vb.1485282567/10206904491159199/?type=2&theater 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romeo Posted June 19, 2015 Share Posted June 19, 2015 Jump on the train to Crawley or Brighton if you have time. Anything's better than hanging around Gatwick. Good shout but flight at 2, so not worth the hassle 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest_Man#1 Posted June 19, 2015 Share Posted June 19, 2015 Good shout but flight at 2, so not worth the hassle Luckily I only need to wait til 12 for my next flight so not having to having about too long, but it's already killing my soul. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.