Young Joseph Stalin Posted January 15, 2015 Share Posted January 15, 2015 Rather than put the heating on, go outside for 5 mins and come back in to what feels like a toasty home. This works so well, I just nip onto my balcony then head in 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raidernation Posted January 15, 2015 Share Posted January 15, 2015 So did you snatch their arm off, or did you give it the cool, "I'll let you know" bit? Said yes AFTER we discussed money 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
banana Posted January 15, 2015 Share Posted January 15, 2015 Rather than put the heating on, go outside for 5 mins and come back in to what feels like a toasty home. Take an unlit candle out with you for added effect. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Dufresne Posted January 15, 2015 Share Posted January 15, 2015 Spent a mind numbingly boring 4 hours in Golden Jubilee Hospital this afternoon. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supermik Posted January 15, 2015 Share Posted January 15, 2015 Don't know if it has been mentioned already but did anybody see the article in today's Sun, (yes I know it is a bit marmite), about the beggar that plies his trade around Mayfair in London? It's alright if you don't have any cash on you, he has his own card reader so you can pay him with plastic! Who in their right mind would trust a beggar that takes a card reader about with him? By the way the bugger has had 3 foreign holidays in the past year. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted January 15, 2015 Share Posted January 15, 2015 Don't be so fucking stupid. You're smarter than that 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted January 15, 2015 Share Posted January 15, 2015 A friend of mine came home from work to find her parcel shredded to bits with this explanation: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted January 15, 2015 Share Posted January 15, 2015 I bow wow down to our canine overlord. 'In dog we trust' misprint on US sheriff's office rug http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-30828694 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted January 15, 2015 Share Posted January 15, 2015 Spent a mind numbingly boring 4 hours in Golden Jubilee Hospital this afternoon. U ok ***? xx 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fudge Posted January 15, 2015 Share Posted January 15, 2015 U ok ***? xx Reported 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted January 15, 2015 Share Posted January 15, 2015 Reported Nae need in this day and age. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted January 16, 2015 Share Posted January 16, 2015 Going for dinner at Loch Fyne down in Leith on saturday night 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted January 16, 2015 Share Posted January 16, 2015 Going for dinner at Loch Fyne down in Leith on saturday night Is that what sjc is calling his boat nowadays? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted January 16, 2015 Share Posted January 16, 2015 Is that what sjc is calling his boat nowadays? No there is a big seafood place down by the waterfront there. Set menu for about 11 quid each 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
banana Posted January 16, 2015 Share Posted January 16, 2015 No there is a big seafood place down by the waterfront there. Set menu for about 11 squid each My favourite. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted January 16, 2015 Share Posted January 16, 2015 My favourite. Hehehehehe good one I don't think Squid is on the menu ironically enough 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eednud Posted January 16, 2015 Share Posted January 16, 2015 A new island is born http://www.abc.net.au/news/2015-01-16/tonga-volcano-creates-large-new-land-mass/6022094 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted January 16, 2015 Share Posted January 16, 2015 No there is a big seafood place down by the waterfront there. Set menu for about 11 quid each Go for the 'all you can eat' it's 12 squid. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted January 16, 2015 Share Posted January 16, 2015 Go for the 'all you can eat' it's 12 squid. Someone already cracked that joke 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted January 16, 2015 Share Posted January 16, 2015 Is that what sjc is calling his boat nowadays? How dare you! I don't live in Leith! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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