Theroadlesstravelled Posted May 18, 2020 Share Posted May 18, 2020 Better off in Sierra Leone than Saff Landon. https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-london-52708765 I'm not surprised at all. I was in London a while back and it's gone to f**k with all the local Government cuts. Shame. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted May 19, 2020 Share Posted May 19, 2020 19 hours ago, Dele said: Hash browns are better when they're *just not quite* cooked. I've lost all respect for you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted May 19, 2020 Share Posted May 19, 2020 Boy that runs the pub I drink in had asked for buckshee wood from my work for a project he's doing whilst furloughed. I have got him some from the vast amount that just lays at the main gate, he is picking it up and I am being rewarded with 4 pint in the till for doing absolutely nothing. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted May 19, 2020 Share Posted May 19, 2020 48 minutes ago, Dele said: Boy that runs the pub I drink in had asked for buckshee wood from my work for a project he's doing whilst furloughed. I have got him some from the vast amount that just lays at the main gate, he is picking it up and I am being rewarded with 4 pint in the till for doing absolutely nothing. What he didn't tell you is that the offer expires on 30th June. Get it up ye. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted May 19, 2020 Share Posted May 19, 2020 53 minutes ago, Dele said: I have got him some from the vast amount that just lays at the main gate, he is picking it up and I am being rewarded with 4 pint in the till for doing absolutely nothing. Think I'd prefer it in a glass 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted May 19, 2020 Share Posted May 19, 2020 I've become a really shit unlockable character in Mortal Kombat. My fatality involves The Guardian and Quinoa 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted May 19, 2020 Share Posted May 19, 2020 I am eating a Tesco Finest cottage pie. It appears to be 90% potato. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Real Saints Posted May 19, 2020 Share Posted May 19, 2020 My latest song is out now! This is Paid in Chelsea, track #8 from my upcoming album Grey Hairs and Black Dogs (out on June 5th). I didn't have any form of employment sorted out in advance of my move to London three years ago. Two months after arriving, I still didn't have a job. London rent isn't cheap and I feared that I might have to make an embarrassingly premature return to Scotland. Thankfully my fortunes turned on their head just when I was about to give up. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted May 19, 2020 Share Posted May 19, 2020 30 minutes ago, Miguel Sanchez said: I am eating a Tesco Finest cottage pie. It appears to be 90% potato. You want more beef and less cottage? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted May 19, 2020 Share Posted May 19, 2020 1 hour ago, KnightswoodBear said: I've become a really shit unlockable character in Mortal Kombat. My fatality involves The Guardian and Quinoa Hotter than Whigfield up close IMO. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted May 19, 2020 Share Posted May 19, 2020 I've become a really shit unlockable character in Mortal Kombat. My fatality involves The Guardian and Quinoa More girly than even your hands could suggest 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted May 19, 2020 Share Posted May 19, 2020 3 hours ago, KnightswoodBear said: I've become a really shit unlockable character in Mortal Kombat. My fatality involves The Guardian and Quinoa If I didn't know any better, you'd get pumped. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted May 19, 2020 Share Posted May 19, 2020 3 hours ago, KnightswoodBear said: I've become a really shit unlockable character in Mortal Kombat. My fatality involves The Guardian and Quinoa I would still recognise you in a blackout. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted May 19, 2020 Share Posted May 19, 2020 Reported for racism. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted May 19, 2020 Share Posted May 19, 2020 Glad I'm not the only one who thinks KB is a 'wid'. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted May 19, 2020 Share Posted May 19, 2020 (edited) It's Shadwell from Absolutely in a mask. Still wid though ETA: Shadwell seems to have been on "Naked Video" but as John Sparkes was on "Absolutely" the character may have appeared on that too. Edited May 19, 2020 by tamthebam Old b*****d's faulty memory 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted May 19, 2020 Share Posted May 19, 2020 Thanks for all the lovely comments. Thinking of a change of career and starting up an Only Fans. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted May 19, 2020 Share Posted May 19, 2020 Watching other people play computer games is stunningly dull and I don't get why it's so popular. Be it E-Sports or just a random person's stream, what is the appeal? It's startlingly boring. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted May 19, 2020 Share Posted May 19, 2020 Ha ha speccy four eyes. Anyway, I got offered a free piece of artwork today from a highly sought after up and coming, if somewhat controversial new artist. Unfortunately I had to turn the offer down. Regretting it now as it will no doubt be worth a bob or two in a couple of years. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted May 19, 2020 Share Posted May 19, 2020 3 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Ha ha speccy four eyes. Anyway, I got offered a free piece of artwork today from a highly sought after up and coming, if somewhat controversial new artist. Unfortunately I had to turn the offer down. Regretting it now as it will no doubt be worth a bob or two in a couple of years. There's a joke in there about @throbber's artwork and "Up and Coming". 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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