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15 hours ago, MixuFruit said:

Quite fancy blagging my way into a minister job, be a piece of piss.

When I was very young I told my folks I wanted to be a minister when I grew up as they only had to work on a Sunday!

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1 hour ago, Miguel Sanchez said:

Do we have a thread on here for shite Christmas festival things? 'Creepy' drive-through grotto 'an absolute fiasco' - BBC News

Scrooge character

"A Scrooge character prompted a warning on a parenting site after he gave one young visitor nightmares"

Every year these things pop up.  Every year they’re shite.  Every year the morons going to them complain.

I have no sympathy.

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1 minute ago, Academically Deficient said:

So many questions.

But, to start with, how can a guy's porn collection be 3 -4 times more valuable than my car?

Also, there's this thing called the internet which I believe caters for this sort of thing free of charge?

He's in his forties - he probably doesn't know how to use the internet, and still has his collection of Razzles from the Eighties.

The thing that disturbed me is that his parents knew that he had a massive collection of grot and blow-up dolls, told him it wasn't to be brought into their house, and the fucker brought it all in anyway. Do they not teach shame in Michigan?

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1 minute ago, BFTD said:

He's in his forties - he probably doesn't know how to use the internet, and still has his collection of Razzles from the Eighties.

The thing that disturbed me is that his parents knew that he had a massive collection of grot and blow-up dolls, told him it wasn't to be brought into their house, and the fucker brought it all in anyway. Do they not teach shame in Michigan?

I've got quite a clear idea in my mind of what this guy's appearance and personal hygiene are like.

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1 hour ago, Academically Deficient said:

I've got quite a clear idea in my mind of what this guy's appearance and personal hygiene are like.

I will keep my own counsel on this aspect  :ph34r:

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8 hours ago, GordonD said:

When I was very young I told my folks I wanted to be a minister when I grew up as they only had to work on a Sunday!

They don't like it when you point out their job description.

'6 days hoovering and 1 day havering'

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5 hours ago, Miguel Sanchez said:

Do we have a thread on here for shite Christmas festival things? 'Creepy' drive-through grotto 'an absolute fiasco' - BBC News

Scrooge character

"A Scrooge character prompted a warning on a parenting site after he gave one young visitor nightmares"

That's Katie Hopkins

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I've taken all next Christmas off.
I have always worked right up to, right after and it's never bothered me really but now the wean will be old enough I took next year and it's making me resent folk who finished up on friday.

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15 hours ago, Academically Deficient said:

So many questions.

But, to start with, how can a guy's porn collection be 3 -4 times more valuable than my car?

Also, there's this thing called the internet which I believe caters for this sort of thing free of charge?

 

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I thought it was this guy on my first attempt at reading it.London Football GIF by Tottenham Hotspur

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This picture is from an attack by ETA in Spain, back in the day when the Basque lads were a bit naughty.
Check how high they've launched that motor.
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That was nothing to do with the blast tbf. It was just a lucky photo that managed to capture both the explosion and Doc Brown entering that area at that precise moment.
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1 hour ago, 19QOS19 said:
10 hours ago, Henderson to deliver ..... said:
This picture is from an attack by ETA in Spain, back in the day when the Basque lads were a bit naughty.
Check how high they've launched that motor.
IMG_20201220_120827.jpg.8d5cad09bbf349b5ad225a55568c5289.jpg

That was nothing to do with the blast tbf. It was just a lucky photo that managed to capture both the explosion and Doc Brown entering that area at that precise moment.

I was going to say Harry and Ron on their way back to Hogwarts.

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11 hours ago, Henderson to deliver ..... said:

This picture is from an attack by ETA in Spain, back in the day when the Basque lads were a bit naughty.

Check how high they've launched that motor.

IMG_20201220_120827.jpg.8d5cad09bbf349b5ad225a55568c5289.jpg

I wondered if that was the assassination of Franco's chosen successor Admiral Luis Blanco.

Blanco came out of a church service. The bomb send his Dodge car 66 feet in the air. Blanco survived the blast but died in hospital.

The result was that Franco named Juan Carlos as his successor and democracy was ultimately restored to Spain.

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