Wee-Bey Posted May 23, 2021 Share Posted May 23, 2021 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted May 23, 2021 Share Posted May 23, 2021 Well? Would you? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted May 23, 2021 Share Posted May 23, 2021 On 22/05/2021 at 12:54, ICTChris said: Dr. Christian from Embarrassing Bodies seems an odd chap https://www.belfasttelegraph.co.uk/news/courts/tv-doctor-christian-jessen-tells-arlene-foster-libel-hearing-he-invented-ping-pong-story-40454172.html The most bizarre thing about that whole story is the suggestion that anyone would consider having an affair with Arlene Foster imho. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted May 23, 2021 Share Posted May 23, 2021 1 hour ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: The most bizarre thing about that whole story is the suggestion that anyone would consider having an affair with Arlene Foster imho. Perhaps but Considering a previous DUP leader had his 60 year old wife banged by the 18 year old son of their dead best mate you maybe need to reset your normal parameters. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted May 23, 2021 Share Posted May 23, 2021 2 hours ago, ICTChris said: Perhaps but Considering a previous DUP leader had his 60 year old wife banged by the 18 year old son of their dead best mate you maybe need to reset your normal parameters. I don't think he arranged it himself. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RH33 Posted May 23, 2021 Share Posted May 23, 2021 I chucked my job with no really plans. Was unemployed for two days in the end! 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted May 23, 2021 Share Posted May 23, 2021 St Mirren fans are fucking weird. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted May 23, 2021 Share Posted May 23, 2021 Shite. Avoid. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theroadlesstravelled Posted May 24, 2021 Share Posted May 24, 2021 10 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Well? Would you? 1/10 Would not bang. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted May 24, 2021 Share Posted May 24, 2021 On 21/05/2021 at 17:57, Miguel Sanchez said: Any time you think Scottish papers are bad when they cover sport, at least they aren't as bad as the French: On 21/05/2021 at 19:07, Bert Raccoon said: No wonder you get radicalists getting a bit trigger happy with the French press That's almost certainly a Canadian / Quebecois paper. I remember changing flights at Montréal once and finding the whole French thing absolutely bizarre. I already knew they spoke it as a first language there, but I clearly wasn't quite prepared for the reality of it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted May 24, 2021 Share Posted May 24, 2021 In the process of making a cup of tea, I have somehow managed to get milk up the walls on even onto the ceiling. There's a reason I don't cook and why my home economics wrote in my S2 report "I strongly recommend that he doesn't pursue the subject at Standard Grade level". I suspect she was annoyed at me melting her brown spatula to the point we all wondered where the chocolate had come from. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted May 24, 2021 Share Posted May 24, 2021 Kombucha is rank and should be avoided at all costs 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted May 24, 2021 Share Posted May 24, 2021 3 hours ago, Hedgecutter said: That's almost certainly a Canadian / Quebecois paper. I remember changing flights at Montréal once and finding the whole French thing absolutely bizarre. I already knew they spoke it as a first language there, but I clearly wasn't quite prepared for the reality of it. "Good Evening moosefuckers. Half of you speak French and the other half let them.." *SMACK* Sadowitz's short lived, but accurate, skit at the Montreal Comedy Festival. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bennett Posted May 24, 2021 Share Posted May 24, 2021 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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GordonD Posted May 25, 2021 Share Posted May 25, 2021 21 hours ago, Hedgecutter said: In the process of making a cup of tea, I have somehow managed to get milk up the walls on even onto the ceiling. Milk. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nkomo-A-Gogo Posted May 25, 2021 Share Posted May 25, 2021 There seems to be dozens of parodies of this song but this version had me in tears. "Folks were dead" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arch Stanton Posted May 25, 2021 Share Posted May 25, 2021 On 23/05/2021 at 22:20, Mr. Alli said: Some St Mirren fans are fucking weird. FTFY 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted May 25, 2021 Share Posted May 25, 2021 Tarzan swings and Tarzan falls, Jane grabs Tarzan by the balls, And this is why Tarzan calls AAAAAH AYAAAH AYAAAAAH 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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