ICTChris Posted November 14, 2021 Share Posted November 14, 2021 Here’s a big Yak. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted November 14, 2021 Share Posted November 14, 2021 2 hours ago, Bert Raccoon said: The correct answer is a Parsnip Asparagus surely 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmic Joe Posted November 14, 2021 Share Posted November 14, 2021 56 minutes ago, ICTChris said: Here’s a big Yak. Fortunate to hang out somewhere in the world that doesn't hunt and eat endangered species. I'm looking at you Iceland and the Faroes. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mathematics Posted November 14, 2021 Share Posted November 14, 2021 (edited) 15 hours ago, 101 said: Funny that this was just on my TL thanks to @itzdrk Fat b*****ds cost it more, says Mrs Mathematics. I’ll remind her of that when I have to go to A&E with her hairbrush stuck up my jacksy. Edited November 14, 2021 by mathematics 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted November 14, 2021 Share Posted November 14, 2021 29 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: Asparagus surely Prude 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
101 Posted November 14, 2021 Share Posted November 14, 2021 3 minutes ago, mathematics said: Fat b*****ds cost it more, says Mrs Mathematics. I’ll remind her of that when I have to go to A&E with her hairbrush stuck up my jacksy. What about fat folk trying to hit their prostate with household objects and getting stuck. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiegoDiego Posted November 14, 2021 Share Posted November 14, 2021 Fortunate to hang out somewhere in the world that doesn't hunt and eat endangered species. I'm looking at you Iceland and the Faroes. What endangered species are those? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mathematics Posted November 14, 2021 Share Posted November 14, 2021 14 minutes ago, 101 said: What about fat folk trying to hit their prostate with household objects and getting stuck. Falls under “fat b*****ds” in her eyes… 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Steele Posted November 14, 2021 Share Posted November 14, 2021 19 minutes ago, 101 said: What about fat folk trying to hit their prostate with household objects and getting stuck. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted November 14, 2021 Share Posted November 14, 2021 My Mrs was out last night and I had the house and the kids to myself and all went fine except for at 12 o clock today I found that my house keys were half way through my letterbox meaning that I either dropped my keys outside or I left them in the door when retuning from a trip out. This has left me in a dangerous situation however as i haven’t found out which neighbour did the honourable thing yet and there’s the risk that they will see my Mrs before they see me and tell her they posted my keys that were left in the door on Saturday night which will land me in hot soup. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiegoDiego Posted November 14, 2021 Share Posted November 14, 2021 I was surprised by the eloquence of Maurice Johnston when they quoted him there on the radio news. Turns out I'd misheard and it was Boris. Still, surprisingly eloquent. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted November 14, 2021 Share Posted November 14, 2021 5 hours ago, throbber said: My Mrs was out last night and I had the house and the kids to myself and all went fine except for at 12 o clock today I found that my house keys were half way through my letterbox meaning that I either dropped my keys outside or I left them in the door when retuning from a trip out. This has left me in a dangerous situation however as i haven’t found out which neighbour did the honourable thing yet and there’s the risk that they will see my Mrs before they see me and tell her they posted my keys that were left in the door on Saturday night which will land me in hot soup. Bit late but say there was unique chance to buy a very special Christmas present for somebody, and beyond that your lips are sealed, and you only abandoned your children for 5 minutes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted November 15, 2021 Share Posted November 15, 2021 I have no idea why but I'm very, very sweary today. Just in conversation I'm like Tony Beets from Gold Rush. It isn't angry or anything. I just don't know why this is the case. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted November 16, 2021 Share Posted November 16, 2021 https://www.stereogum.com/2167367/brass-against-welcome-to-rockville-pee-apology/news/ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted November 16, 2021 Share Posted November 16, 2021 2 hours ago, throbber said: https://www.stereogum.com/2167367/brass-against-welcome-to-rockville-pee-apology/news/ Is there a list of their tour dates anywhere? Asking for a friend... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted November 16, 2021 Share Posted November 16, 2021 43 minutes ago, GordonD said: Is there a list of their tour dates anywhere? Asking for a friend... It’s probably not done their careers any harm. It’s one of those things that sounds wild if someone was to describe it happening but when you see it recorded on a smart phone it’s just fucking weird. Some amount of pish comes out as well. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted November 16, 2021 Share Posted November 16, 2021 Wid. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted November 16, 2021 Share Posted November 16, 2021 4 minutes ago, Mr. Alli said: Wid. She’s a lesbian. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamamafegan Posted November 16, 2021 Share Posted November 16, 2021 She’s a lesbian. I think he meant he wid happily receive her golden shower. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted November 16, 2021 Share Posted November 16, 2021 I just read an interview with Rod Stewart on BBC. By f**k that man has a special power to make skin crawl. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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