Hedgecutter Posted August 8, 2021 Share Posted August 8, 2021 5 minutes ago, Rugster said: They were in for their traditional bottle to “not notice the lock ins. “ There's the story for a new series. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted August 8, 2021 Share Posted August 8, 2021 36 minutes ago, coprolite said: Used to drink in a pub where a guy who worked at the meat factory would pull steaks out of his inside pocket to sell to the punters. The meat factory was 2 hours walk away and the steaks weren't wrapped or anything. Sure they were lovely though. Similar. I had a couple of mates that worked in a bacon curer/meat processing place. They used to wear massive flared trousers and hide packets of bacon in their football socks. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moomintroll Posted August 8, 2021 Share Posted August 8, 2021 41 minutes ago, johnnydun said: Just catching up on this thread. Excellent. Well done Shandon. I too was in a similar situation, it is really difficult to start this due to peer pressure etc (The 'Tak a drink' stuff). But this long in, it becomes easier. Congrats mate. Pull the other one, we all know what you've done to that glass of water. Seriously though, kudos to both of you, I have absolutely no willpower even though I know how much healthier it would make me if I knocked it on the head. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted August 8, 2021 Share Posted August 8, 2021 On 04/08/2021 at 13:45, Shandon Par said: Not that I like to mention it but I’ve not had a drink for 3 years and 3 days. You must be dehydrated by now. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted August 8, 2021 Share Posted August 8, 2021 2 hours ago, SANTAN said: My back garden has 5 or 6 dying wasps crawling on the floor this morning. What's aw that about? They're trying to get a man sent off. Same old Alloa, always cheating. 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted August 8, 2021 Share Posted August 8, 2021 The video on this story is very amusing, especially for our friends in the failed statelet. https://www.coventrytelegraph.net/news/local-news/hs2-motion-detector-northern-irish-21222653 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted August 8, 2021 Share Posted August 8, 2021 1 hour ago, ICTChris said: The video on this story is very amusing, especially for our friends in the failed statelet. https://www.coventrytelegraph.net/news/local-news/hs2-motion-detector-northern-irish-21222653 I was drawn to this. https://www.coventrytelegraph.net/news/coventry-news/woman-jailed-exposing-herself-public-21235083 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted August 8, 2021 Share Posted August 8, 2021 11 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: I was drawn to this. https://www.coventrytelegraph.net/news/coventry-news/woman-jailed-exposing-herself-public-21235083 Going naked in Coventry used to be acceptable, how things have changed in 700 years. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted August 8, 2021 Share Posted August 8, 2021 1 hour ago, ICTChris said: The video on this story is very amusing, especially for our friends in the failed statelet. https://www.coventrytelegraph.net/news/local-news/hs2-motion-detector-northern-irish-21222653 Aye hen, you look like you're a regular walker. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
101 Posted August 8, 2021 Share Posted August 8, 2021 On 06/08/2021 at 19:06, 101 said: https://www.coventrytelegraph.net/news/local-news/hs2-motion-detector-northern-irish-21222653.amp?__twitter_impression=true Going beyond compo face now a compo rant as Tory vanity project results is woman being shouted at by a Northern Irish robot. 2 hours ago, ICTChris said: The video on this story is very amusing, especially for our friends in the failed statelet. https://www.coventrytelegraph.net/news/local-news/hs2-motion-detector-northern-irish-21222653 Keep up m9 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted August 8, 2021 Share Posted August 8, 2021 (edited) 1 hour ago, Zen Archer (Raconteur) said: Going naked in Coventry used to be acceptable, how things have changed in 700 years. If Godiva had looked like here she wouldn’t have got 10 feet. Edited August 8, 2021 by Granny Danger 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bennett Posted August 8, 2021 Share Posted August 8, 2021 You don't see that everyday in Glasgow. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted August 8, 2021 Share Posted August 8, 2021 Over the summer, I somehow managed to persuade myself that Ross County were relegated last season. Turns out that they weren't. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ludo*1 Posted August 8, 2021 Share Posted August 8, 2021 Got sent this on WhatsApp. Can't say I expected the end result. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SANTAN Posted August 8, 2021 Share Posted August 8, 2021 9 hours ago, SANTAN said: My back garden has 5 or 6 dying wasps crawling on the floor this morning. What's aw that about? I am so shook right now. After noticing this all day thinking wtf is going on, where are they coming from, wasps living in my head rent free I went outside for a smoke, noticed another couple of dying wasps crawling about on the ground, came in and started playing fifa online - winning of course - when I feel something on my hand, look down and a motherfucking dying wasp was crawling up my hand, shat it and shook it off, obviously I let it meet it's maker sooner than may have been planned but I don't know where it came from. I also mind reading when I was a wee kid that wasps send out a wee distress scenr for their boys to come and avenge them so I'm worried that my house is absolutley reeking of dead wasp stank and I might soon be assaulted by the gang. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted August 8, 2021 Share Posted August 8, 2021 22 minutes ago, Ludo*1 said: Got sent this on WhatsApp. Can't say I expected the end result. @throbber up to no good. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted August 8, 2021 Share Posted August 8, 2021 13 minutes ago, SANTAN said: I am so shook right now. After noticing this all day thinking wtf is going on, where are they coming from, wasps living in my head rent free I went outside for a smoke, noticed another couple of dying wasps crawling about on the ground, came in and started playing fifa online - winning of course - when I feel something on my hand, look down and a motherfucking dying wasp was crawling up my hand, shat it and shook it off, obviously I let it meet it's maker sooner than may have been planned but I don't know where it came from. I also mind reading when I was a wee kid that wasps send out a wee distress scenr for their boys to come and avenge them so I'm worried that my house is absolutley reeking of dead wasp stank and I might soon be assaulted by the gang. You’ve got a nest somewhere. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SANTAN Posted August 8, 2021 Share Posted August 8, 2021 3 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: You’ve got a nest somewhere. I have considered that but it must be somewhere strange, have had wasp nests at an old house and it was really obvious, but I honestly can't say I've noticed any cutting about since noticing the dying ones. I'm presuming it's a failed nest somewhere, read something about the warmer weather fucking them up and it being more common. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted August 8, 2021 Share Posted August 8, 2021 2 minutes ago, SANTAN said: I have considered that but it must be somewhere strange, have had wasp nests at an old house and it was really obvious, but I honestly can't say I've noticed any cutting about since noticing the dying ones. I'm presuming it's a failed nest somewhere, read something about the warmer weather fucking them up and it being more common. We had a similar thing a few years back. Near dead and dying wasps crawling outside and eventually in the house. Turns out it was a massive nest hidden in the loft. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Steele Posted August 8, 2021 Share Posted August 8, 2021 27 minutes ago, SANTAN said: I'm worried that my house is absolutley reeking of dead wasp stank and I might soon be assaulted by the gang. Well, sleep tight tonight. If you can. 5 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Turns out it was a massive nest hidden in the loft. Ah, never mind, there's 24 hour TV, then. Nae sleep for you. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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