Hedgecutter Posted August 6, 2021 Share Posted August 6, 2021 7 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: @Hedgecutter confirm plz No signs of gold. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Kincardine Posted August 6, 2021 Share Posted August 6, 2021 For those of us in our 6th or 7th decade and with gnarled toenails these 'Ultra Wide Jaw Opening Nail Clippers' are absolutely brilliant. About £14 on Amazon plus delivery I'll be amazed if you don't come back and thank me: https://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/B07D2863XZ/ref=ppx_od_dt_b_asin_title_s00?ie=UTF8&psc=1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arch Stanton Posted August 7, 2021 Share Posted August 7, 2021 I just farted and it was so raspy that it frightened my cat. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted August 7, 2021 Share Posted August 7, 2021 13 hours ago, buchan30 said: I have obviously put this in the freezer to quickly chill it one day and have just completely forgotten about it. I am not opening that until it has thawed out, if at all. It’s a fucker when that happens. When it thaws out it’s flatter than a witch’s tit. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted August 7, 2021 Share Posted August 7, 2021 5 minutes ago, Rugster said: It’s a fucker when that happens. When it thaws out it’s flatter than a witch’s tit. It used to be, before the product masquerading as irn bru became shite 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted August 7, 2021 Share Posted August 7, 2021 14 hours ago, buchan30 said: I have obviously put this in the freezer to quickly chill it one day and have just completely forgotten about it. I am not opening that until it has thawed out, if at all. I wouldn't even bother thawing it, I'd go throw it through someone's window and run away 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted August 7, 2021 Share Posted August 7, 2021 50 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: It used to be, before the product masquerading as irn bru became shite Usually beer when it happens to meto be fair 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted August 8, 2021 Share Posted August 8, 2021 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Empty It Posted August 8, 2021 Share Posted August 8, 2021 Done slightly too much vertical drinking and bought a soft top for my car in the boozer last night. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venti Posted August 8, 2021 Share Posted August 8, 2021 Ship off of Dunoon. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted August 8, 2021 Share Posted August 8, 2021 1 hour ago, Empty It said: Done slightly too much vertical drinking and bought a soft top for my car in the boozer last night. Used to be DVDs folk sold in the pub, but I guess they had to diversify following the popularity of streaming. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SANTAN Posted August 8, 2021 Share Posted August 8, 2021 My back garden has 5 or 6 dying wasps crawling on the floor this morning. What's aw that about? -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted August 8, 2021 Share Posted August 8, 2021 Used to be DVDs folk sold in the pub, but I guess they had to diversify following the popularity of streaming.I once watched someone wheel a trolley of steak from morrisons into a pub in Perth and was punting a sirloin for £1 and a Rump for 50p. The police arrested him almost immediately. Turned out he’d wheeled a trolley into Morrisons, filled it with steak and ran away out the door with it. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted August 8, 2021 Share Posted August 8, 2021 2 minutes ago, mizfit said: I once watched someone wheel a trolley of steak from morrisons into a pub in Perth and was punting a sirloin for £1 and a Rump for 50p. The police arrested him almost immediately. Police steak-out 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted August 8, 2021 Share Posted August 8, 2021 5 minutes ago, mizfit said: I once watched someone wheel a trolley of steak from morrisons into a pub in Perth and was punting a sirloin for £1 and a Rump for 50p. The police arrested him almost immediately. Turned out he’d wheeled a trolley into Morrisons, filled it with steak and ran away out the door with it. Robbin' Food 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted August 8, 2021 Share Posted August 8, 2021 19 minutes ago, Hedgecutter said: Used to be DVDs folk sold in the pub, but I guess they had to diversify following the popularity of streaming. The pub I used to drink in there was a Chinese guy came in on a Sunday. Was absolutely superb to watch the old regulars haggling with him, seeking reviews, quibbling over the quality of last weeks purchases etc. And the occasional attempt at subtly asking him for the X rated collection..... Poor lad didn't speak a lot of English but always came away looking by far the most bewildered after his jousts with the pensioners. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted August 8, 2021 Share Posted August 8, 2021 3 minutes ago, mizfit said: I once watched someone wheel a trolley of steak from morrisons into a pub in Perth and was punting a sirloin for £1 and a Rump for 50p. The police arrested him almost immediately. Turned out he’d wheeled a trolley into Morrisons, filled it with steak and ran away out the door with it. Used to drink in a pub where a guy who worked at the meat factory would pull steaks out of his inside pocket to sell to the punters. The meat factory was 2 hours walk away and the steaks weren't wrapped or anything. Sure they were lovely though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Empty It Posted August 8, 2021 Share Posted August 8, 2021 I can safely say I've never regretted any questionable purchases from dodgy guys in pubs. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnydun Posted August 8, 2021 Share Posted August 8, 2021 On 04/08/2021 at 14:06, Shandon Par said: I just couldn’t control it. Signed off with a 14 day bender that resulted in all sorts of serious bother so for the sake of marriage, life etc thought 40 was a good age to retire from it. Feel like it has added a few years back and I can still train and more than hold my own against boys half my age. Just catching up on this thread. Excellent. Well done Shandon. I too was in a similar situation, it is really difficult to start this due to peer pressure etc (The 'Tak a drink' stuff). But this long in, it becomes easier. Congrats mate. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted August 8, 2021 Share Posted August 8, 2021 I used to be a regular in a pub near my old work and one xmas Eve was helping the landlord carry a massive box of nicked designer jumpers and jackets into the cellar. We’d just got to the bottom of the stairs when my mate who was left upstairs to watch shouted down that’s the polis in to see you. Just as well we didn’t reply with our immediate reaction which was that he was winding us up. They were in for their traditional bottle to “not notice the lock ins. “ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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