SANTAN Posted August 8, 2021 Share Posted August 8, 2021 15 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: We had a similar thing a few years back. Near dead and dying wasps crawling outside and eventually in the house. Turns out it was a massive nest hidden in the loft. That last sentence was not enjoyable to read! I'm keeping a lighter and a can of deoderant by my bedside but I'm thinking if they're aw crawling about like little bitches this time of the year all I have to do is wait it out a few weeks or so til the cold arrives and gets them sent packing. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted August 8, 2021 Share Posted August 8, 2021 6 minutes ago, SANTAN said: That last sentence was not enjoyable to read! I'm keeping a lighter and a can of deoderant by my bedside but I'm thinking if they're aw crawling about like little bitches this time of the year all I have to do is wait it out a few weeks or so til the cold arrives and gets them sent packing. That'll just get them hibernating and come back twice as strong. I'd burn your house down and emigrate. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shipa Posted August 8, 2021 Share Posted August 8, 2021 2 hours ago, bennett said: You don't see that everyday in Glasgow. I'm sure a unicorn will be along to rescue her any minute! 1 hour ago, Ludo*1 said: Got sent this on WhatsApp. Can't say I expected the end result. Is that what they call the Loch Ness Monster? 7 minutes ago, welshbairn said: That'll just get them hibernating and come back twice as strong. I'd burn your house down and emigrate. Remember to remove all pets first! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Left Back Posted August 8, 2021 Share Posted August 8, 2021 1 hour ago, SANTAN said: I am so shook right now. After noticing this all day thinking wtf is going on, where are they coming from, wasps living in my head rent free I went outside for a smoke, noticed another couple of dying wasps crawling about on the ground, came in and started playing fifa online - winning of course - when I feel something on my hand, look down and a motherfucking dying wasp was crawling up my hand, shat it and shook it off, obviously I let it meet it's maker sooner than may have been planned but I don't know where it came from. I also mind reading when I was a wee kid that wasps send out a wee distress scenr for their boys to come and avenge them so I'm worried that my house is absolutley reeking of dead wasp stank and I might soon be assaulted by the gang. Oops. https://www.allgoodservices.com/blog/3-important-facts-about-wasps-and-hornets/ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted August 8, 2021 Share Posted August 8, 2021 We had a wasps nest in the attic, had an exterminator come in and get rid. Had a few angry dying wasps about the hour or so after it was done but they are all gone. The guy said we should leave the nest there to stop them coming back. It’s like a warning, the wasp equivalent of a head in a spike. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sugar_Army Posted August 8, 2021 Share Posted August 8, 2021 We ripped down a partition while extending the bathroom and found the wasp nest we had got the exterminator to kill the year before. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted August 9, 2021 Share Posted August 9, 2021 19 hours ago, Zen Archer (Raconteur) said: Going naked in Coventry used to be acceptable, how things have changed in 700 years. But did you see the photo? "What's that Mrs Rawlings wearing?" "Dunno, but it could do with a damn good ironing!" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted August 9, 2021 Share Posted August 9, 2021 8 hours ago, GordonD said: But did you see the photo? "What's that Mrs Rawlings wearing?" "Dunno, but it could do with a damn good ironing!" Vicar: "Is that Fanny Green?" Curate: "No, it's just the sun shining through the stained glass window." 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RH33 Posted August 9, 2021 Share Posted August 9, 2021 Bought the kids a hamster today. I've already let it escape once when I checked on it. Dead by Thursday. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted August 9, 2021 Share Posted August 9, 2021 My wife threw a "dead" hamster in the bin one time, but didn't know what to tell the two youngest children Turned out it was only hibernating and her eldest son rescued it. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benjamin_Nevis Posted August 9, 2021 Share Posted August 9, 2021 Bought the kids a hamster today. I've already let it escape once when I checked on it. Dead by Thursday.Syrian? They are sneaky fuckers and will spend weeks looking for weak points in the cage to escape from. As my pal found out when she was looking after ours whilst we were on holiday. Found it trying to get into her own hamsters cage after chewing up two leaflets, the TV cable and getting into its own food bag. Can't believe it lasted until it was 3 tbh [emoji23] 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RH33 Posted August 9, 2021 Share Posted August 9, 2021 8 minutes ago, Day of the Lords said: Syrian? They are sneaky fuckers and will spend weeks looking for weak points in the cage to escape from. As my pal found out when she was looking after ours whilst we were on holiday. Found it trying to get into her own hamsters cage after chewing up two leaflets, the TV cable and getting into its own food bag. Can't believe it lasted until it was 3 tbh Russian, so going get my son's best pal over who's fluent to make it feel welcome!! Was going for the other dwarf style and took advice what to buy. Went back later in day and the next woman said it was too small and we could only buy a Russian. Rodents a rodent but kids are happy. The wee one was still missing @Div dog that we used to holiday sit. Plus if I go nuts and land in hospital again it.can easily be lifted as a one and moved to dad's house 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnydun Posted August 9, 2021 Share Posted August 9, 2021 Good deed for the day done Expensive, heavy purse handed in after I found it in a shopping trolly in the Tesco car park. 11 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted August 9, 2021 Share Posted August 9, 2021 10 minutes ago, johnnydun said: Good deed for the day done Expensive, heavy purse handed in after I found it in a shopping trolly in the Tesco car park. I assume you took all the cash out it first? 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnydun Posted August 9, 2021 Share Posted August 9, 2021 33 minutes ago, Bert Raccoon said: I assume you took all the cash out it first? I live in Dundee bud, it would be rude not to. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theroadlesstravelled Posted August 9, 2021 Share Posted August 9, 2021 On 08/08/2021 at 02:14, SANTAN said: My back garden has 5 or 6 dying wasps crawling on the floor this morning. What's aw that about? Too much hunny #amirite 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Empty It Posted August 9, 2021 Share Posted August 9, 2021 Good deed for the day done Expensive, heavy purse handed in after I found it in a shopping trolly in the Tesco car park.Heavy means it's full of smash and not worth stealing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted August 10, 2021 Share Posted August 10, 2021 Good deed for the day done Expensive, heavy (but not as heavy as it was) purse handed in after I found it in a shopping trolly in the Tesco car park.Fixed 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted August 10, 2021 Share Posted August 10, 2021 13 hours ago, johnnydun said: Good deed for the day done Expensive, heavy purse handed in after I found it in a shopping trolly in the Tesco car park. Hope you handed it into the police station rather than the shop. If the latter then I have my doubts the money will still be in there. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted August 10, 2021 Share Posted August 10, 2021 15 hours ago, RH33 said: Bought the kids a hamster today. I've already let it escape once when I checked on it. Dead by Thursday. We'll miss you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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