Sergeant Wilson Posted July 31, 2021 Share Posted July 31, 2021 1 minute ago, Shandon Par said: That octopus, or at least a similar big octopus, was getting eaten at the harbour at Limekilns by some seagulls earlier. It's what it would've wanted. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RH33 Posted July 31, 2021 Share Posted July 31, 2021 1 hour ago, Shandon Par said: That octopus, or at least a similar big octopus, was getting eaten at the harbour at Limekilns by some seagulls earlier. With some lemon mayo to dip it in?! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted July 31, 2021 Share Posted July 31, 2021 16 hours ago, Ludo*1 said: Alloa's KFC tonight: ...and a diet coke. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted July 31, 2021 Share Posted July 31, 2021 The one on the right... is that her stomach or just really droopy tits? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theroadlesstravelled Posted July 31, 2021 Share Posted July 31, 2021 Where are their shoes? Did they sell them for more KFC money? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newbornbairn Posted July 31, 2021 Share Posted July 31, 2021 8 hours ago, bennett said: Glen Michael is still alive, I was sure that he had passed away years ago. Former STV star Glen Michael has backed a new campaign tackling loneliness – having spoken of the challenges he faced following the death of his wife. The 95-year-old, best known for Glen Michael’s Cartoon Cavalcade which ran for 26 years, lost his wife Beryl in 2015. He is supporting the campaign by Age Scotland, which aims to tackle loneliness and social isolation among older people, after describing his own experiences Good guy. I've clapped his dug but he wouldn't let me rub his lamp. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newbornbairn Posted July 31, 2021 Share Posted July 31, 2021 4 hours ago, GordonD said: The one on the right... is that her stomach or just really droopy tits? It's her colostomy bag 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted July 31, 2021 Share Posted July 31, 2021 (edited) Polish mixed relay gold medalist, surely he should get disqualified for that? Edited July 31, 2021 by Sergeant Wilson 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SANTAN Posted July 31, 2021 Share Posted July 31, 2021 This is monumentally funny. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted July 31, 2021 Share Posted July 31, 2021 1 hour ago, Sergeant Wilson said: Polish mixed relay gold medalist, surely he should get disqualified for that? I always thought that point in the race was called a ‘hand off’. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted July 31, 2021 Share Posted July 31, 2021 11 hours ago, bennett said: Glen Michael is still alive, I was sure that he had passed away years ago. Former STV star Glen Michael has backed a new campaign tackling loneliness – having spoken of the challenges he faced following the death of his wife. The 95-year-old, best known for Glen Michael’s Cartoon Cavalcade which ran for 26 years, lost his wife Beryl in 2015. He is supporting the campaign by Age Scotland, which aims to tackle loneliness and social isolation among older people, after describing his own experiences Of course he's alive and kicking, he's one of my Deadpool picks, or the Indestructibles as they're known TTB, nil points. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted July 31, 2021 Share Posted July 31, 2021 A dull journey along the M8 was cheered up when I passed a white lorry as someone had drawn some cocks in the dust on the back. Cheers @throbber 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonS Posted August 1, 2021 Share Posted August 1, 2021 16 hours ago, ICTChris said: f**k your new build flats. The guy will never work again, but from what I know about late payment in construction I can well understand someone losing it like this. Companies frequently fold just because of late payments. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dunning1874 Posted August 1, 2021 Share Posted August 1, 2021 Mandrills have been protected by law ever since Queen Elizabeth I gave birth to a child resembling a mandrill by mistake. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted August 1, 2021 Share Posted August 1, 2021 19 hours ago, Shandon Par said: That octopus, or at least a similar big octopus, was getting eaten at the harbour at Limekilns by some seagulls earlier. Could have been worse. It could have arrived in the shores of Methil and forced into one of King Kebab’s movies. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted August 1, 2021 Share Posted August 1, 2021 I haven't been following the Olympics at all so until the photo above I didn't even realise that mixed relay events were an actual thing. I was trying to work out what the photo was actually of. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted August 1, 2021 Share Posted August 1, 2021 1 hour ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Could have been worse. It could have arrived in the shores of Methil and forced into one of King Kebab’s movies. That poor one probably didn't pass his casting couch, could have been living the life of Riley in his bath if it had. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted August 1, 2021 Share Posted August 1, 2021 7 minutes ago, welshbairn said: the life of Riley. Rachel or Lisa? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted August 1, 2021 Share Posted August 1, 2021 3 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Rachel or Lisa? Lisa wouldn't fit in his bath. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted August 1, 2021 Share Posted August 1, 2021 14 minutes ago, welshbairn said: Lisa wouldn't fit in his bath. In fairness she's actually lost quite a bit of weight Spoiler Wid. Obvs 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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