Unpopular opinions.

[Gaz FFC]

4 minutes ago, Bairnardo said:

What's the split of opinion re Donner Kebabs?

I personally think they are absolutely magnificent, and there is absolutely no requirement to be drunk in order to eat one.

I've ate them sober but i do live close to Noors 

[Bairnardo]

Beast

This is the sort of start I was hoping for. You are of course, wrong.

I've ate them sober but i do live close to Noors 

I was convinced you were a Laurieston man for some reason.

[Gaz FFC]

Just now, Bairnardo said:

This is the sort of start I was hoping for. You are of course, wrong. I was convinced you were a Laurieston man for some reason.

Nope I'm 2mins from Noors and far too close to 2 Celtic pubs for my liking

[Bairnardo]

Nope I'm 2mins from Noors and far too close to 2 Celtic pubs for my liking [emoji2959][emoji2959][emoji2959]

Speaking of Grahams Road kebab shops, I see that lassie that trashed one got let off pretty lightly. 400 quid fine and some probation type arrangement.... Does that mean they guys have to pay for all that damage our their insurance? Shite if so.

[Miguel Sanchez]

6 minutes ago, Dee Man said:

Did he tell you of the sexual encounter known as The Slovakian Traffic Cone? If not, you'll have to search Urban Dictionary for it as I'm afraid I'm not brave enough to post it on here. 

Urban Dictionary tells you might have meant Bulgarian traffic cone.

[Dons_1988]

6 minutes ago, Bairnardo said:

This is the sort of start I was hoping for. You are of course, wrong.

I used to respect you.

[coprolite]

14 minutes ago, Bairnardo said:

What's the split of opinion re Donner Kebabs?

I personally think they are absolutely magnificent, and there is absolutely no requirement to be drunk in order to eat one.

I like them but i'm not willing to play the salmonella roulette.

[Dee Man]

7 minutes ago, Miguel Sanchez said:

Urban Dictionary tells you might have meant Bulgarian traffic cone.

Spoiler

I just got brave. 

[Bairnardo]

9 minutes ago, Dons_1988 said:

I used to respect you.

I still respect you my man. x 

[Hedgecutter]

51 minutes ago, Mr Waldo said:

A German policeman asked if I was English and apologised profusely when I told him I was Scottish.  He kent.

Never quite worked out why, but Germans typically have a hard-on for all things Scottish.  Certainly just now, German seems to have overtaken English as the primary language of the NC500. 

Once saw a bunch of them arriving into Scotland with the whole family wearing Runrig t-shirts and it would seem that Runrig typically spend much of their touring time over in Germany.  Why they'd rather play sell-out open air stadium concerts in Leipzig rather than the Gordon Arms in Huntly is anybody's guess.

Edited September 21, 2020 by Hedgecutter

[Academically Deficient]

32 minutes ago, Bairnardo said:

What's the split of opinion re Donner Kebabs?

I personally think they are absolutely magnificent, and there is absolutely no requirement to be drunk in order to eat one.

Count me in. Either in their natural state or as the star attraction in a munchy box.

I've also had it on a pizza. But on that occasion, I do confess, I was veh, veh drunk.

[Academically Deficient]

28 minutes ago, Miguel Sanchez said:

Urban Dictionary tells you might have meant Bulgarian traffic cone.

Apparently not suitable for those with "pre-existing nipple conditions".

Wtf?

I guess I'll be lying on the h&s self cert to get out of that as well then.

[Bert Raccoon]

43 minutes ago, Dee Man said:

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I just got brave. 

Seems reasonable 

[NotThePars]

I wonder if someone dreamt that up or whether some deviant actually committed the crime and gave it a name. Either way I hope whoever’s responsible is caught and compromised to a permanent end.

[tongue_tied_danny]

1 hour ago, Bairnardo said:

What's the split of opinion re Donner Kebabs?

I personally think they are absolutely magnificent, and there is absolutely no requirement to be drunk in order to eat one.

I have one at least once a week while stone cold sober.

I regularly have donner pizzas and I even occasionally buy that frozen donner meat from Farmfoods.

[Bairnardo]

I wonder if someone dreamt that up or whether some deviant actually committed the crime and gave it a name. Either way I hope whoever’s responsible is caught and compromised to a permanent end.

I was once told the name of, and subsequently read on Urban Dictionary about one of these types of things that involved exhuming a body, and elbow dropping it from an adjacent gravestone whilst another party takes up a position where they will be able to consume any embalming fluids that happen to be ejected. I cant remember the name, but I assumed that one might be made up.

[Bonksy+HisChristianParade]

11 minutes ago, NotThePars said:

I wonder if someone dreamt that up or whether some deviant actually committed the crime and gave it a name. Either way I hope whoever’s responsible is caught and compromised to a permanent end.

It was DA Baracus.

[bennett]

1 hour ago, Academically Deficient said:

Count me in. Either in their natural state or as the star attraction in a munchy box.

I've also had it on a pizza. But on that occasion, I do confess, I was veh, veh drunk.

This. The munchy box is the dugs baws.

 

 

[NotThePars]

21 minutes ago, Bairnardo said:

27 minutes ago, NotThePars said:

I wonder if someone dreamt that up or whether some deviant actually committed the crime and gave it a name. Either way I hope whoever’s responsible is caught and compromised to a permanent end.

I was once told the name of, and subsequently read on Urban Dictionary about one of these types of things that involved exhuming a body, and elbow dropping it from an adjacent gravestone whilst another party takes up a position where they will be able to consume any embalming fluids that happen to be ejected. I cant remember the name, but I assumed that one might be made up.

 

15 minutes ago, Bonksy+HisChristianParade said:

It was DA Baracus.

 

[DA Baracus]

I vehemently deny these allegations.