Unpopular opinions.

[Miguel Sanchez]

On 22/04/2021 at 12:32, Miguel Sanchez said:

Burgers are shite.

Ahem.

[The Moonster]

11 hours ago, invergowrie arab said:

Burgers are massively overrated. 

If you are going to smother it in sauces, pickles, bacon, cheese and veg you would be as well just using lorne.

You are being charged 15- 20 quid for a sandwich.

Who the f**k charges 15 quid for a burger?

[BFTD]

9 minutes ago, The Moonster said:

Who the f**k charges 15 quid for a burger?

His maw only ever took him to Five Guys.

[velo army]

Taleggio is the best cheese to go on a burger. 

Anyway, back on topic. George Ezra's music is an absolute joy.

Liz Hurley is a mutt.

[BFTD]

2 minutes ago, velo army said:

Liz Hurley is a mutt.

That's you in a club with Oaksoft and nobody else.

You must be very proud.

[Moomintroll]

29 minutes ago, BTFD said:

His maw only ever took him to Five Guys.

Tbf 13 quid of that is the eternal fuckton of chips they foist upon you.

[RuMoore]

If it's a fast food burger then it's slices but if it's on the barbecue you need to add some proper cheese. 

[scottsdad]

Scott didn't eat the Nutella pizza. He was in town with a girl, and she said it sounded rank.l so he did the sensible thing and backed out.

Learning early on to keep the lady happy.

[mathematics]

6 hours ago, scottsdad said:

Scott didn't eat the Nutella pizza. He was in town with a girl, and she said it sounded rank.l so he did the sensible thing and backed out.

Learning early on to keep the lady happy.

What a wet wipe. Does he not know that PnB needed answers?

[Mark Connolly]

11 hours ago, velo army said:

Taleggio is the best cheese to go on a burger. 

Anyway, back on topic. George Ezra's music is an absolute joy.

Liz Hurley is a mutt.

Interesting approach.

Open with a reasonable assertion, and end with a fishing exercise to distract from the absolute disgrace of a statement in the middle

[Salt n Vinegar]

Not sure if this belongs here or in the c**ts on the road thread, but fek it.

Due to most riders apparently suffering from penile dementia, unless silenced to the noise of the average car, motorbikes should be banned from the streets during the hours of darkness.

Don't moan at me, the arses have brought it on themselves. Fek 'em.

[Trackdaybob]

28 minutes ago, Salt n Vinegar said:

Not sure if this belongs here or in the c**ts on the road thread, but fek it.

Due to most riders apparently suffering from penile dementia, unless silenced to the noise of the average car, motorbikes should be banned from the streets during the hours of darkness.

Don't moan at me, the arses have brought it on themselves. Fek 'em.

Dry yer eyes princess

[Salt n Vinegar]

11 minutes ago, Trackdaybob said:

Dry yer eyes princess

Thanks for your carefully considered response!

[Trackdaybob]

1 minute ago, Salt n Vinegar said:

Thanks for your carefully considered response!

Thanks for your cheap insult

[Salt n Vinegar]

1 hour ago, Trackdaybob said:

Thanks for your cheap insult

On yer bike!

[tongue_tied_danny]

A deep fried pizza crunch from the chippy is far tastier and more satisfying than any authentic, stone baked pizza from an Italian restaurant.

[invergowrie arab]

4 hours ago, tongue_tied_danny said:

A deep fried pizza crunch from the chippy is far tastier and more satisfying than any authentic, stone baked pizza from an Italian restaurant.

Literally any non Italian pizza is better.

BBQ sauce, spicy chicken, donner, jalapenos, black pudding, chorizo, and any topping you can think of are better than basil, mozzarella and those three Italian meats which all taste the same.

I get unreasonably angry that the dry, chewy burnt shite at Paesano is meant to be good and all the olive oil in the world won't make it OK.

Edited July 15, 2023 by invergowrie arab

[TxRover]

14 hours ago, Salt n Vinegar said:

Not sure if this belongs here or in the c**ts on the road thread, but fek it.

Due to most riders apparently suffering from penile dementia, unless silenced to the noise of the average car, motorbikes should be banned from the streets during the hours of darkness.

Don't moan at me, the arses have brought it on themselves. Fek 'em.

Loud pipes save lives, you moaning auld c**t.

[BFTD]

18 hours ago, Salt n Vinegar said:

Not sure if this belongs here or in the c**ts on the road thread, but fek it.

Due to most riders apparently suffering from penile dementia, unless silenced to the noise of the average car, motorbikes should be banned from the streets during the hours of darkness.

Don't moan at me, the arses have brought it on themselves. Fek 'em.

What about drivers who modify their cars to sound like they're constantly farting fireworks?

What's that all about anyway? Just attention seeking?

[Salt n Vinegar]

5 hours ago, BTFD said:

What about drivers who modify their cars to sound like they're constantly farting fireworks?

What's that all about anyway? Just attention seeking?

????

1. The thread is called unpopular opinions. Mine clearly qualifies. Thank you.

2. We live on a section of road that goes from residential 20 mph to dual carriageway 50 then 60 mph in the space of a couple of hundred yards.  C**ts on motorbikes in the early hours of the morning on their mobile "look at me" machines are the attention seekers get on my tits. 

So shoot me!