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29 minutes ago, Trackdaybob said:

I really don't know. All I know is I no longer look forward to returning home as much as I once did. 

I enjoy taking in a game if I can, a pint with my mates and catching up but walking through town and seeing the state of the place just leaves me cold :( 

Maybe says more about me I suppose. 

 

I feel exactly the same about the old place.

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17 hours ago, Marr1 said:

Genuinely misread that first sentence as "rife with breasts"

 

 

17 hours ago, Trackdaybob said:

"the perfect place we know as Perth"    :o 

Perth is fuckin pump these days :lol: 

Perth sounding a lot better than I remember.

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Falkirk's very own poet laureate is at it again:

Got carried away with this one.

Like swirls of strawberry angel delight
Formations capture a wonderful sight
More beautiful than tongue can tell
Makes me long to shout and yell.
More please! Such a sensation 
This delicious, scrumptious combination 
Of smooth and silky fiery sky
Up there, above, reflecting high.
While challenging our comprehension 
Releasing our inner tension 
With the beauty of a sunset spread
In this gorgeous fiery colour red.
Seen in this amazing sky tonight 
Makes everything feel just so right
Thanks be to Mother Nature’s show
Brings peace, as only we who know.
Lorna Johnston

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ATTENTION I AM A THIEF I AM ON YOUR FRIENDS LIST AND I AM COMING TO TAKE ALL YOUR CHRISTMAS SHOPPING I KNOW EXACTLY WHERE IT IS , I KNOW YOU HAVE BEEN SHOPPING FOR WEEKS AND ARE NOW FINISHED I ALSO KNOW YOU AND YOUR FAMILY ARE OUT FOR THE DAY .. I KNOW THIS BECAUSE FOR THE PAST FEW WEEKS I HAVE BEEN WATCHING YOUR STATUS UPDATES AND YOU HAVE TOLD ME EVERYTHING I NEED TO KNOW.. THANKS FOR MAKING IT SO EASY FOR ME !! MERRY CHRISTMAS! ** DONT MAKE IT EASY FOR THE SCUM BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU WRITE ON YOUR STATUS BECAUSE YOU DONT KNOW WHO IS WATCHING** obviously I AM NOT A THIEF this is theoretical but could easily become reality ** something to think about ..

If people are posting daily updates of their shopping habits at this time of year then they shouldn't be allowed to celebrate Christmas. 

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2 hours ago, The Minertaur said:

If people are posting daily updates of their shopping habits at this time of year then they shouldn't be allowed to celebrate Christmas. 

I would absolutely love to be able to refuse to believe that somebody posted that. 

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1 hour ago, sjc said:

A girl I went to school with that now lives in American has started a "go fund me" page on her FB because she fancies a motorhome! Aye nae bother. Here's the $20,000 you're after!

Why doesn't she just like'n'share all the numerous RV giveaway posts? She'll get one eventually.

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