Melanius Mullarkey Posted June 17, 2018 Share Posted June 17, 2018 6 hours ago, BigFatTabbyDave said: Translation required. Genuinely seems to descend into a random word jumble at the halfway point. Get his brother Billy to translate. Sounds like the guff he spouts. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Moomintroll Posted June 17, 2018 Share Posted June 17, 2018 I hope that Darwin, who is undoubtedly spinning in his grave at this abomination is doing so in conjunction with the Earths rotation. We're all fucked otherwise! They can and undoubtedly will breed with alacrity. Bring on the doomsday asteroid, we are all collateral unfortunately but this cannot continue. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted June 17, 2018 Share Posted June 17, 2018 I expect they’ll be back together by the end of the week 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo Posted June 17, 2018 Share Posted June 17, 2018 "knocked bk fur a bus ticket fuckin rat aye esposws ya fuckin boot danny Dodds 1 police Scotland searching yer gaff" is the possibly the best thing I've read since Reynard's "Bed Blocking b*****ds" post. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted June 17, 2018 Share Posted June 17, 2018 I don't know if I should be apologising to my dad for not telling everyone he is the best dad in the world, or he should apologise to me for not being a contender. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted June 17, 2018 Share Posted June 17, 2018 58 minutes ago, Mark Connolly said: I don't know if I should be apologising to my dad for not telling everyone he is the best dad in the world, or he should apologise to me for not being a contender. Wait 'till he's in heaven, then tell him. Via Facebook, obvs. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Torpar Posted June 18, 2018 Share Posted June 18, 2018 On 6/16/2018 at 16:02, ICTChris said: I have a craving for German sausage after reading this post (insert Kenneth Williams gif) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ilostmyself Posted June 19, 2018 Share Posted June 19, 2018 This got shared by a friend of mine this morning 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted June 19, 2018 Share Posted June 19, 2018 Shapeshifting 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ajwffc Posted June 20, 2018 Share Posted June 20, 2018 . 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted June 20, 2018 Share Posted June 20, 2018 (edited) Never understood that one. I've followed many a woman home from the supermarket with ease without resorting to such hi-tech devices. Edited June 20, 2018 by Cardinal Richelieu 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ajwffc Posted June 21, 2018 Share Posted June 21, 2018 . 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pandarilla Posted June 21, 2018 Share Posted June 21, 2018 To be fair that sums up life fairly well. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Brightside Posted June 21, 2018 Share Posted June 21, 2018 The last sentence is just blatant lies though. Look at the Pharaohs. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted June 21, 2018 Share Posted June 21, 2018 To be fair that sums up life fairly well. In the fact that we all die perhaps 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted June 21, 2018 Share Posted June 21, 2018 24 minutes ago, ajwffc said: . Utter shite. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trackdaybob Posted June 21, 2018 Share Posted June 21, 2018 31 minutes ago, ajwffc said: . Baz Luhrmaan said it so much better. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
accies1874 Posted June 22, 2018 Share Posted June 22, 2018 16 hours ago, ajwffc said: . ^^^ Can't afford a £300 watch/£300 wallet/£300 bottle of champagne/3,000 sq ft house/£80,000 Benz. In my opinion. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benjamin_Nevis Posted June 23, 2018 Share Posted June 23, 2018 "My house is a safe zone" Get in the fucking bin. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted June 23, 2018 Share Posted June 23, 2018 #ChallengeAccepted!! If I didn't tag you, please don't be offended,, I tried to pick people who I thought would play along. All too often we women, find it easier to criticize each other instead of building each other up, with all the negativity going around lets do something positive!! Because you are beautiful!!!!! Upload 1 picture of yourself... ONLY you. Then tag 25 gorgeous women to do the same. Build yourself up instead of tearing yourself down COPY AND PASTE If I tagged you, don't disappoint me, you better do it!!!!!! #MentalHealthAwareness P&B'ers will be astonished to learn that none of the women tagged could ever be described as "gorgeous". This sort of thing reminds me of the line "Men insult their friends but don't really mean. Women compliment their friends but don't really mean it." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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