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Finally nailed who awra is on the swamp.

There is definitely a lot of him in there but he's had help with grammar and the AWRA that we know and 'love', would never use words like, paradox and apathetic - at least not, in anything like proper context - Total walloper regardless though. :lol:

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And people thought manillas fantastical pisstake of a blog was far fetched........ the rhetoric is identical.

http://williammcboyne.wix.com/tarrierhunter

:huh:

Isn't that the thing about T'internet ? All of human life gets to publish what it likes.

If there's anything positive to spin about shite like that, it's the fact that these morons out themselves for the despicable people they are. Should we not be considering putting something in their water or would that make society too bland ;)

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:huh:

Isn't that the thing about T'internet ? All of human life gets to publish what it likes.

If there's anything positive to spin about shite like that, it's the fact that these morons out themselves for the despicable people they are. Should we not be considering putting something in their water or would that make society too bland ;)

Controlled breeding program IMO. - I would be against this for most other criteria, such as:- physical beauty, athleticism, academic intelligence, impairment or ethnicity etc.- But surely to fk, there's a case for it among the truly moronic. :o

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(Three men rush into a room. SIR DAVE slams the door behind him. CRAIG and CHARLIE try to catch their breath, panting)

SIR DAVE: Right youse, not a sound. We don't want the People finding out where we are and ripping us limb from limb... Craig, have a look out of that window and see if you can see any Bears.

(CRAIG peeks through the curtains)

CRAIG: I think we're safe, for now.

CHARLIE: Why? What are the People doing? Are they sharpening axes and lighting torches and marching on us, crazed with desire for vengeance?

CRAIG: No.

SIR DAVE: Are they assembling a Fighting Fund to seize our assets by law, as revenge for destroying their beloved Rangers?

CRAIG: No.

CHARLIE and SIR DAVE: Well, what are they doing?

CRAIG: They're singing songs about child abuse because they think that will get it right up every cretin who wanted their club dead.

(Stunned silence)

(SIR DAVE, CRAIG and CHARLIE burst into hysterical laughter, tears streaming from their faces, pounding the floor. SIR DAVE gasps for breath. CHARLIE pishes himself)

CRAIG: Ha ha ha ha ha, oh my God, oh my God.

SIR DAVE: Ha ha ha ha ha, the Record told the Bears that Craig had wealth off the radar!

(Fresh fits of hysteria)

CHARLIE: Ha ha ha ha ha, I said they'd win the Champions League by 2020!

(Gales of laughter. After twenty minutes, they stop and sober up a little)

CHARLIE: Ha ha ha ha ha, oh, ho ho, hee hee... So, what are we going to do now?

SIR DAVE: I don't know about you pair, but I'm going to spend all the money I stole off the People on cocaine, expensive booze and hoors before somebody with half a brain decides to take it off me.... Although obviously, no Rangers supporter is going to make any such effort.

CHARLIE and CRAIG: Hear, hear!

post of the year

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:lol: Rangers yet again banning BBC Scotland.

Remember when they did this under Craig Whyte

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Banned for telling the Bears the truth about Sir Dave.

Banned for telling the Bears the truth about Craig Whyte.

Banned for telling the Bears the truth about Charlie Green.

I'm seeing a pattern forming, here.

I don't know why the blazers at Ibrox are so touchy about it, to be honest. Clearly, the BBC could screen a live broadcast of Rangers directors using the Fighting Fund to wipe their arses while lighting Cuban cigars with the season ticket money, and the Teds would just protest Reporting Scotland.

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Banned for telling the Bears the truth about Sir Dave.

Banned for telling the Bears the truth about Craig Whyte.

Banned for telling the Bears the truth about Charlie Green.

I'm seeing a pattern forming, here.

I don't know why the blazers at Ibrox are so touchy about it, to be honest. Clearly, the BBC could screen a live broadcast of Rangers directors using the Fighting Fund to wipe their arses while lighting Cuban cigars with the season ticket money, and the Teds would just protest Reporting Scotland.

Ah the fighting fund, wasn't that originally set up to help keep the old club alive and pay back the creditors

How did that go?

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Ah the fighting fund, wasn't that originally set up to help keep the old club alive and pay back the creditors

How did that go?

Club - deid.

Creditors - stiffed.

Never mind aw that, though - look at their shiny D3 trophy. Now they've got a trophy their (ex)rivals will never win, as well.Much FJ getting quaffed in the schemes tonight, methinks....

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2 questions, Wunf: Is that genuine, and does it mean that those with an interest in the jiggerypokery around the sale believe that there is relevance to the existence of 5088 (The Sevco that Buns Forgot)?

Don't think it "particularly" significant ....... new club said they were looking to strike it off in the aftermath of the 5 month late submission to the aim. Presume they are trying and whyte blocked, do reckon it genuine .....

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I thought it was an excellent GIRUY at people like you to be fair, seems it worked too.

OH ! TFPLG was serious then ? :blink: I was so busy laughing I thought it was a comedy sketch :P

Hows you holding up for Tuesday Ted ?.

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Not thinking too much about it to be honest, hopefully its in, get a jab, goto sleep, wake up, go home and get 2 weeks off work.

That is about as much detail as I can handle ;)

Ye'll be fine and it's a pretty routine op these days and two weeks to get yer post count back up to a thousand a day :D .You'll only miss sex that's if you get any at your age :P .

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I thought it was an excellent GIRUY at people like you to be fair, seems it worked too.

I thought it another successful attempt to suck in hard of thinking Rangers fans to part with coin, to be fair it seems to be working, again. Talking about rip off Govan, how did the crossbar challenge go?

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50,000+ Bears will pack Ibrox today in a sea of Red, White and Blue, it will be a celebration and a massive GIRFUY to every cretin who wanted our club dead, part one of the journey is about to come to a close, but there is plenty more to come.

We are Rangers super Rangers and don't you forget it BRALT.

:thumsup2

Population of Scotland 5,295,000.

Number of Bears saying GIRFUY, 50,000. Add the at risk beaten wives and kids who will also say GIRFUY. Assume another 100,000. :wacko:

The rest of Scotland = 5,145,000 who are saying GIRFUY to Rangers and their kith and kin at varying levels of intensity. :thumsup2

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