BissigWelpen Posted February 12, 2015 Share Posted February 12, 2015 (edited) Have you watched Life Is Beautiful yet? Wonderful movie. Last film I saw was Gone Girl. Steaming pile of pants. It was as if a bunch of aliens had been absorbing our culture for years from our TV broadcasts and decided to make a film with all the things we humans love. Talk shows, murder, sex, murder during sex, sexual abuse, plot twists, deus ex machina, comedy, alcohol, press intrusion, wisecracking cops, Ben Afflek's penis, missing person appeals, video games, sex in public (libraries), snappy unbelievable dialogue, CCTV, Woody Allen, breasts, underage sex, sex talk, John Grisham lawyers and swearing. Fukkin abysmal. And it was so bloody long. My arse was killing me, much like Ben Afflek's wife who bangs herself with a bottle. Edited February 12, 2015 by BissigWelpen 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted February 12, 2015 Share Posted February 12, 2015 Last film I saw was Gone Girl. Steaming pile of pants. It was as if a bunch of aliens had been absorbing our culture for years from our TV broadcasts and decided to make a film with all the things we humans love. Talk shows, murder, sex, murder during sex, sexual abuse, plot twists, deus ex machina, comedy, alcohol, press intrusion, wisecracking cops, snappy unbelievable dialogue, Woody Allen, breasts, underage sex, sex talk and swearing. Fukkin abysmal. And it was so long. My arse was killing me, much like Ben Afflek's wife who bangs herself with a bottle. Best. Review. Ever. Gone Girl now firmly at the top of my "must watch" list 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oddly optomistic Posted February 14, 2015 Share Posted February 14, 2015 Harry and the Hendersons, great stuff 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sergie's no1 fan Posted February 14, 2015 Share Posted February 14, 2015 Lawless. 8.5/10. Can't believe i hadn't seen this film. Heart was in my mouth a few times. Tom Hardy 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Twinkle Posted February 14, 2015 Share Posted February 14, 2015 Kill The Messenger - 8/10 Jeremy Renner plays an investigative journalist who uncovers the CIAs involvement in drug traffficking and gun running with Nicaragua in the 80s. His reputation is then smeared as the agency go to work on him leaving him on the brink of suicide. Based on a true story as well 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fifergaz Posted February 15, 2015 Share Posted February 15, 2015 (edited) Dallas Buyers Club 9/10 Really,really enjoyed this.A great character driven film for adults with no stupid special effects or flashy action scenes.McConaughey was just fantastic,by far his best role.Leto was good too.Loved it Edited February 15, 2015 by fifergaz 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeeTillEhDeh Posted February 15, 2015 Share Posted February 15, 2015 (edited) Gone Girl - bored rigid. Don't understand the hype about it. We watched the first 30 minutes then switched off. Affleck's mumbling dialogue, music that drowned everything out, jumping backwards and forwards with insightless meaningless turgid shit - found it unwatchable. Edited February 15, 2015 by DeeTillEhDeh 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Albino Rover Posted February 15, 2015 Share Posted February 15, 2015 Top tip #1: when the film is called "Gone Girl", at least watch it until the girl goes. Top tip #2: no matter what the film's called, don't slay it unless you made the effort to watch the thing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ira Gaines Posted February 15, 2015 Share Posted February 15, 2015 Anyone who rates a movie after 30 minutes makes their opinion invalid from that point onwards. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeeTillEhDeh Posted February 15, 2015 Share Posted February 15, 2015 (edited) Top tip #1: when the film is called "Gone Girl", at least watch it until the girl goes. Top tip #2: no matter what the film's called, don't slay it unless you made the effort to watch the thing. She was gone from the start.It was an effort even watching those 30 minutes - and I've watched some real crap in my time. Edited February 15, 2015 by DeeTillEhDeh 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Albino Rover Posted February 15, 2015 Share Posted February 15, 2015 Perhaps stick to the cartoons until you improve your attention span. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Young Joseph Stalin Posted February 15, 2015 Share Posted February 15, 2015 Star wars - 0/10. Only managed the first 30 seconds, I wanted to watch a movie not read a book. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeeTillEhDeh Posted February 15, 2015 Share Posted February 15, 2015 Perhaps stick to the cartoons until you improve your attention span.Oh nothing wrong with my attention span - I have sat through the 10+ hours of Shoah on more than one occasion. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Albino Rover Posted February 15, 2015 Share Posted February 15, 2015 Forrest Gump Supposed to be brilliant, turned out to be a film about feathers. Turned off after a minute. 0/10 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ira Gaines Posted February 15, 2015 Share Posted February 15, 2015 I don't have a problem with turning a movie off early btw. Just don't think you can rate a movie that you haven't actually seen. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Albino Rover Posted February 15, 2015 Share Posted February 15, 2015 Groundhog Day Just a guy going through a daily routine while at work. Turned off after 15 mins when he went to bed. 0/10 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ira Gaines Posted February 15, 2015 Share Posted February 15, 2015 Aye, okay, we get the point. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeeTillEhDeh Posted February 15, 2015 Share Posted February 15, 2015 I don't have a problem with turning a movie off early btw. Just don't think you can rate a movie that you haven't actually seen. Just to please you I'll change it to unrated. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1320Lichtie Posted February 15, 2015 Share Posted February 15, 2015 Just watched Gone Girl there and thought it was great, very clever. Not the best movie I've saw but a very enjoyable 2 and a half hours. Rosamund Pike is incredible aswell which helps. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christophe Posted February 15, 2015 Share Posted February 15, 2015 Don't have a problem slating something I've bailed on and have done so on this thread a few time, f**k 'em! Anyway just came here to slate something as it happens, although didn't bail on it so my opinion is comfortably valid.... -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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