Eednud Posted December 23, 2018 Share Posted December 23, 2018 He's from Dundee, he rarely puts his hand in his pocket. May all your chooks turn into emus and kick your dunny down ya flaming galah. [emoji482] 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted December 23, 2018 Share Posted December 23, 2018 1 hour ago, Eednud said: May all your chooks turn into emus and kick your dunny down ya flaming galah. Mmmmmm roast emu 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted December 23, 2018 Share Posted December 23, 2018 Eamonn Brophy celebrating scoring against his old team properly. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raidernation Posted December 24, 2018 Share Posted December 24, 2018 My “heart attack “ was only arrrithmya 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supermik Posted December 24, 2018 Share Posted December 24, 2018 3 minutes ago, Raidernation said: My “heart attack “ was only arrrithmya Sorry to hear that. Better luck next time mate.. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillyAnchor Posted December 24, 2018 Share Posted December 24, 2018 Page 666 in this thread 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arabdownunder Posted December 24, 2018 Share Posted December 24, 2018 31 degrees Celsius and I get home from work and realise I've forgotten my keys and can't get into the house. Why's that a RTBC? I can access the beer fridge and the pool. That'll keep me entertained until Mrs Downunder gets home.Happy Christmas all. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supermik Posted December 26, 2018 Share Posted December 26, 2018 A Turkey sandwich on Boxing Day. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted December 26, 2018 Share Posted December 26, 2018 Any leftovers at all are great on boxing Day. Especially pigs in blankets. I always cook a few extra on purpose. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buchan30 Posted December 29, 2018 Share Posted December 29, 2018 Full day of derby fixtures ahead, Going out to meet up with mates I haven’t seen for ages to watch the old firm game, go and and pick up my son to go to the raith v east fife game and then home in time for the edinburgh derby[emoji106] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted December 29, 2018 Share Posted December 29, 2018 I think this is the first time I've posted one of own in here! Anyway, I'm no longer a speccy b*****d! Tried out contact lens a few years back but just couldn't get them in. Had to flee Specsavers in shame after a good 20 minutes of failing to do it, with the optician visible seething. Tried again a couple of years later with the same results and resigned myself to being a speccy bas until I could afford laser eye surgery. On a whim I booked another contact lens appointment for a week ago. At first I had the same issue with being unable to put them in. However the optician this time showed me a different way to do it (puttting it on the white of your eye then moving your eyeball around) and I got it pretty easily. Got a load to take away with me to try out and apart from losing a couple down the sink had no problem putting them in. This morning I signed up for monthlies and am now glasses free! Still going to save up for laser eye surgery though, bit it's less urgent now. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Blades Posted December 29, 2018 Share Posted December 29, 2018 I think this is the first time I've posted one of own in here! Anyway, I'm no longer a speccy b*****d! Tried out contact lens a few years back but just couldn't get them in. Had to flee Specsavers in shame after a good 20 minutes of failing to do it, with the optician visible seething. Tried again a couple of years later with the same results and resigned myself to being a speccy bas until I could afford laser eye surgery. On a whim I booked another contact lens appointment for a week ago. At first I had the same issue with being unable to put them in. However the optician this time showed me a different way to do it (puttting it on the white of your eye then moving your eyeball around) and I got it pretty easily. Got a load to take away with me to try out and apart from losing a couple down the sink had no problem putting them in. This morning I signed up for monthlies and am now glasses free! Still going to save up for laser eye surgery though, bit it's less urgent now.Contact lenses are the business. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted December 29, 2018 Share Posted December 29, 2018 Allan Walker will be furious 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted December 29, 2018 Share Posted December 29, 2018 43 minutes ago, Brother Blades said: Contact lenses are the business. That they are! Can't believe they never showed me the alternative method before! 39 minutes ago, Stellaboz said: Allan Walker will be furious Ha! Although it wasn't me he was retorting to. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trackdaybob Posted December 29, 2018 Share Posted December 29, 2018 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted December 29, 2018 Share Posted December 29, 2018 Another one! Beavertown do my favourite beers but they're poorly represented in Scotland. I know that the Old Inn in Dunfermline does Gamma Ray on tap and some of their cans (had a couple of pints of Gamma Ray on Christmas Eve) and that Behind The Wall in Falkirk does Neck Oil on tap and some of their cans (had a couple of pints of Neck Oil today). Duke's Corner in Dundee does a couple of their cans but it's not really worth going in for a can or two. Sadly it seems that no supermarket in Scotland sells Beavertown cans. I certainly haven't seen it. However, I was getting some beer for the train at the M&S at Haymarket (easy now!) and got these; Neck Oil is my favourite beer (Old Inn in Dunfermline had it on tap in the summer but changed it) and Gamma Ray is probably second. Beavertown do sensational beers. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted December 29, 2018 Share Posted December 29, 2018 There's a beaver joke on there somewhere. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted December 29, 2018 Share Posted December 29, 2018 8 hours ago, DA Baracus said: I think this is the first time I've posted one of own in here! Anyway, I'm no longer a speccy b*****d! Tried out contact lens a few years back but just couldn't get them in. Had to flee Specsavers in shame after a good 20 minutes of failing to do it, with the optician visible seething. Tried again a couple of years later with the same results and resigned myself to being a speccy bas until I could afford laser eye surgery. On a whim I booked another contact lens appointment for a week ago. At first I had the same issue with being unable to put them in. However the optician this time showed me a different way to do it (puttting it on the white of your eye then moving your eyeball around) and I got it pretty easily. Got a load to take away with me to try out and apart from losing a couple down the sink had no problem putting them in. This morning I signed up for monthlies and am now glasses free! Still going to save up for laser eye surgery though, bit it's less urgent now. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted December 29, 2018 Share Posted December 29, 2018 The "any polis aboot?" version of the Billy Boys, as currently being sung on Scotland's streets. "Hello! Hello! We are the Billy Boys! Hello! Hello! We're here to make some noise! We'reubterlaleelalalalala....HELLO! HELLO!" Bless the wee lambs 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buchan30 Posted December 29, 2018 Share Posted December 29, 2018 go and and pick up my son to go to the raith v east fife game Turns out this part wasn’t a reason to be cheerful. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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