welshbairn Posted October 27, 2019 Share Posted October 27, 2019 2 hours ago, NJ2 said: Grimbo causing more havoc, what’s he like eh?! Crispy pizzas. mmmm. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted October 28, 2019 Share Posted October 28, 2019 4 hours ago, Shandon Par said: Yes. He had thought of calling the fire brigade but didn’t know the number. The wife genuinely came out with this once when I needed an ambulance. She was only here on holiday and didn't know what number to call, so she had to go out and ask some random strangers. Apparently dialling 911 works here too, so she obviously didn't even try. She's like the worst Columbo villain ever. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted October 28, 2019 Share Posted October 28, 2019 5 hours ago, Shotgun said: He should've posted his request for advice on Facebook like everyone else. I think I posted a screenshot on the Facebook thread a couple of months ago a post of a woman asking what to do if her daughter is having breathing difficulties. Incredible. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted October 28, 2019 Share Posted October 28, 2019 I think I posted a screenshot on the Facebook thread a couple of months ago a post of a woman asking what to do if her daughter is having breathing difficulties. Incredible. Ok my god is she ok hon? Thoughts and prayers, be a wear. xoxoxoxoxo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IainMorton Posted October 29, 2019 Share Posted October 29, 2019 When someone in work forgets to take their change from the vending machine, and you get a packet of crisps or bar or chocolate for 30p 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted October 30, 2019 Share Posted October 30, 2019 Low level troll Dindeleux has been banned. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted October 30, 2019 Share Posted October 30, 2019 2 hours ago, Cerberus said: Low level troll Dindeleux has been banned. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhiteRoseKillie Posted October 30, 2019 Share Posted October 30, 2019 Low level troll Dindeleux has been banned...in other news, the Beatles have split up. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted October 30, 2019 Share Posted October 30, 2019 DUNDEE WIN SCOTTISH CUP 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted October 30, 2019 Share Posted October 30, 2019 DUNDEE WIN SCOTTISH CUPLast seen by those who witnessed the Jacobite rebellion. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted October 30, 2019 Share Posted October 30, 2019 What's this about Dindeleux being banned? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted October 30, 2019 Share Posted October 30, 2019 On 28/10/2019 at 02:42, Dee Man said: I think I posted a screenshot on the Facebook thread a couple of months ago a post of a woman asking what to do if her daughter is having breathing difficulties. Incredible. In her defence, searching for any of the emergency services on Messenger seems to be a fruitless task. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted October 30, 2019 Share Posted October 30, 2019 (edited) 1 hour ago, Stellaboz said: Last seen by those who witnessed the Jacobite rebellion. In 12 years time I can say that the time difference between today and the date of birth of somebody I have previously met in person is the same as the time interval that separates that same DoB and the Battle of Culloden. Can't wait... Eta: Using the interval that already exists, we have the 7 years war between Britain & France, the reign of George II, slave rebellions in Jamaica, Captain Cook's first expedition to the Pacific and the start of the American War of Independence. #coolstorybro Edited October 30, 2019 by Hedgecutter 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted October 30, 2019 Share Posted October 30, 2019 8 minutes ago, Hedgecutter said: In 12 years time I can say that the time difference between today and the date of birth of somebody I have previously met in person is the same as the time interval that separates that DoB and the Battle of Culloden. Can't wait... Eta: Using the interval that already exists, we have the 7 years war between Britain & France, the reign of George II, slave rebellions in Jamaica, Captain Cook's first expedition to the Pacific and the start of the American War of Independence . I'm not sure his joke was intended to be taken literally tbh.... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted October 30, 2019 Share Posted October 30, 2019 41 minutes ago, sjc said: I'm not sure his joke was intended to be taken literally tbh.... Pretty sure they were around tbf. #jockybites 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted November 2, 2019 Share Posted November 2, 2019 England didn't win the rugby. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted November 2, 2019 Share Posted November 2, 2019 10 minutes ago, Miguel Sanchez said: England didn't win the rugby. See also : Ross Kemp greetin'. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted November 2, 2019 Share Posted November 2, 2019 1 hour ago, Miguel Sanchez said: England didn't win the rugby. I knew this to be the case without even looking for the result due to the complete absence of rugby related posts on my Facebook page. I suppose all the England "fans" are back in their box until the next time they do well at something. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted November 2, 2019 Share Posted November 2, 2019 After a winter storm in the middle of the week, it’s a beautiful sunny day here and I’m currently sitting in the park with my book. There’s a young Mum and Dad teaching their kid how to ride an obviously brand new from the shop bike. It’s taken her a few attempts but she’s got it now and the look on the wee lass’s face has melted even the heart of a cynical auld git like me. It’s not such a bad old world, this one. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted November 2, 2019 Share Posted November 2, 2019 Focus. Make sure you didn't leave any evidence, and that the bodies are unidentifiable. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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