Shandon Par Posted May 25, 2017 Share Posted May 25, 2017 42 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Plus you've got a foreigny accent. It's somewhere between Sean Connery and Roger Moore. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted May 25, 2017 Share Posted May 25, 2017 7 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Miss Moneypenny? Oh M! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted May 25, 2017 Share Posted May 25, 2017 5 hours ago, Shandon Par said: @Sergeant Wilson and other P&B senior citizens would be thrilled to get this sort of treatment in the rest home.. https://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/news/1055175/care-home-nurse-asked-an-amputee-have-you-just-had-sex-and-flashed-her-knickers-at-work-forcing-staff-to-sign-a-petition-against-her/ Whenever I see a story like this I wonder how the people who didn't complain feel about the one who did. Do they make him sit at a table on his own when he's having his dinner, or exclude him from the dominoes school? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted May 25, 2017 Share Posted May 25, 2017 5 hours ago, Shandon Par said: @Sergeant Wilson and other P&B senior citizens would be thrilled to get this sort of treatment in the rest home.. https://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/news/1055175/care-home-nurse-asked-an-amputee-have-you-just-had-sex-and-flashed-her-knickers-at-work-forcing-staff-to-sign-a-petition-against-her/ Who wouldn't. Although DA Baracus might prefer the amputee. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stu Posted May 26, 2017 Share Posted May 26, 2017 Animal escapes in Dumfries - but it's not what you'd expect... http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/local-news/llama-drama-ding-dong-dumfries-10503777 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted June 3, 2017 Share Posted June 3, 2017 Is The Scottish Sun having a joke with the reporter's name (McAnally)? ASBO for couple who have lots of noisy sex. Nice to see the stud in question turn up to court in his best joggers. Judge "Could it just have been a porn movie turned up loud?" Neighboour "It would have had to have been a Scottish porn movie". https://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/news/1097089/fed-up-neighbours-of-noisy-lover-complain-over-porn-flick-shrieks-as-woman-moaned-take-me-during-romps-with-fella/ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted June 3, 2017 Share Posted June 3, 2017 Good to read that Dundonian women still settle their differences in the old Highland way - bare breasted and each carrying an eight pound baby. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted June 3, 2017 Share Posted June 3, 2017 37 minutes ago, BigFatTabbyDave said: Good to read that Dundonian women still settle their differences in the old Highland way - bare breasted and each carrying an eight pound baby. An 8lb baby swung by its ankles is a formidable weapon. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HenryHill Posted June 5, 2017 Share Posted June 5, 2017 1 hour ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Snake in the grass? https://www.eveningtelegraph.co.uk/fp/spca-shock-alerted-dead-snake/ Seems it had them rattled. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted June 5, 2017 Share Posted June 5, 2017 3 minutes ago, HenryHill said: Seems it had them rattled. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted June 7, 2017 Share Posted June 7, 2017 There's a bat in ma sweeties what am a gonna do.https://www.eveningtelegraph.co.uk/fp/probe-bat-found-bag-sweets-bought-dundee-lidl/ They're defiantly not setting foot in the store again, except to pose, looking serious next to the sweets. I like the wee lad's Stone Island top and patched jeans. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nkomo-A-Gogo Posted June 7, 2017 Share Posted June 7, 2017 Jacqueline Mclafferty missing in Cork. https://www.rte.ie/news/ireland/2017/0607/880985-tina-satchwell-cork/ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Kincardine Posted June 7, 2017 Share Posted June 7, 2017 St Mirren-supporting hot-tub owner warned to avoid a trip to Mozmbique: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-40185359 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted June 15, 2017 Share Posted June 15, 2017 3 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Pishy old folk complain there is a "smell of pish" but are happy. https://www.eveningtelegraph.co.uk/fp/residents-happy-dundee-care-home-despite-complaints-urine-smell/ Quote One resident said: “The home has lots of entertainment and is well laid out. It’s easy to get to my room. The food is edible, couldn’t ask for more.” Yeah, you really could. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Master Posted June 23, 2017 Share Posted June 23, 2017 https://www.thecourier.co.uk/fp/news/local/dundee/454975/driver-charged-taxi-accident-nethergate-articleisfree/ Police said the incident was not terrorism-related. Never change, Courier, never change. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HenryHill Posted June 23, 2017 Share Posted June 23, 2017 4 hours ago, The Master said: https://www.thecourier.co.uk/fp/news/local/dundee/454975/driver-charged-taxi-accident-nethergate-articleisfree/ Never change, Courier, never change. They had to get that statement in before ISIS claimed it. They are claiming responsibility for the fly tipping 5 minutes down thr road from us. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ya Bezzer! Posted June 23, 2017 Share Posted June 23, 2017 On 07/06/2017 at 12:17, Melanius Mullarkey said: There's a bat in ma sweeties what am a gonna do. https://www.eveningtelegraph.co.uk/fp/probe-bat-found-bag-sweets-bought-dundee-lidl/ "It’s horrendous. It’s scary to think what kind of diseases it could have." Probably obesity, tooth decay and diabetes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scary Bear Posted June 24, 2017 Share Posted June 24, 2017 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted June 24, 2017 Share Posted June 24, 2017 1 hour ago, Scary Bear said: PPOP, it could catch on. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted June 24, 2017 Share Posted June 24, 2017 That was probably the last time that woman was seen alive... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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