Scary Bear Posted January 25, 2015 Share Posted January 25, 2015 Woo hoo, 11 minutes! Ah thenk yah... Maybe that show isn't very popular on here. That c**t from the BT adverts is quite annoying. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted January 25, 2015 Share Posted January 25, 2015 No man should be able to twerk. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted January 25, 2015 Author Share Posted January 25, 2015 Maybe that show isn't very popular on here. That c**t from the BT adverts is quite annoying. It's truly awful, I never miss an episode. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oddly optomistic Posted January 25, 2015 Share Posted January 25, 2015 The skittles add annoys me every time I see it. He wouldn't be able to wear clothes if everything he touched turned to skittles, or sit in a chair! There's no logic, aaargh! There's a chance I'm overthinking it 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elixir Posted January 25, 2015 Share Posted January 25, 2015 The skittles add annoys me every time I see it. He wouldn't be able to wear clothes if everything he touched turned to skittles, or sit in a chair! There's no logic, aaargh! There's a chance I'm overthinking it I think they mean with his hands, like Midas. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oddly optomistic Posted January 25, 2015 Share Posted January 25, 2015 Granted, but how do you go through the day without touching your clothes even just with your hands? Then, if he touches himself (not in that way) does he turn to skittles? Aagh the turmoil. I don't know why but it irritates me every time I see it. Thankfully with sky plus I don't have to watch many ads. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bullywee Posted January 25, 2015 Share Posted January 25, 2015 In that charity advert where the kids try and pronounce their terrible heart conditions it looks and sounds as though they're all trying to fart out a particularly large shite. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~~~ Posted January 25, 2015 Share Posted January 25, 2015 Granted, but how do you go through the day without touching your clothes even just with your hands? Then, if he touches himself (not in that way) does he turn to skittles? Aagh the turmoil. I don't know why but it irritates me every time I see it. Thankfully with sky plus I don't have to watch many ads. If he can't touch anything. What the f**k is he employed to do? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~~~ Posted January 25, 2015 Share Posted January 25, 2015 When hiding behind a chair or a couch is good enough to stop bullets 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted January 25, 2015 Share Posted January 25, 2015 That andrex advert "As clean as Gold pants.....aaaaaaaaah" What the f**k? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted January 26, 2015 Share Posted January 26, 2015 That andrex advert "As clean as Gold pants.....aaaaaaaaah" What the f**k? Tell that to the Jimmy Saville fan club. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted January 26, 2015 Share Posted January 26, 2015 That andrex advert "As clean as Gold pants.....aaaaaaaaah" What the f**k? Kid hasn't had nearly enough wedgies IMO. Also, why would you ask weans about having a clean arse? They don't even bother wiping half the time And how the hell is Andrex supposed to get your arse cleaner than any other toilet roll? Does the puppy come round to lick your ring? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted January 26, 2015 Share Posted January 26, 2015 If he can't touch anything. What the f**k is he employed to do? I always got the impression that Skittles man had just woken up that morning with his newfound talent/curse. Seemed pretty miserable about it, but I'm guessing he perked up when the offer came in for a transfer to the Skittles manufacturing plant. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oddly optomistic Posted January 26, 2015 Share Posted January 26, 2015 Lance Armstrong on tv havering about how tough he's had it since he admitted cheating. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted January 27, 2015 Share Posted January 27, 2015 Lance Armstrong on tv havering about how tough he's had it since he admitted cheating. Utter psychopath. Disgusting that he still gets any attention at all. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nelsjfc Posted January 28, 2015 Share Posted January 28, 2015 On homes under the hammer everyday Martin has to visit some ex-drug den in Middlesbrough or a some piss-stained studio flat in another miserable arsehole of the UK. Lucy visits a 4 bed Georgian terrace in London. Always in London. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elixir Posted January 28, 2015 Share Posted January 28, 2015 Sure You Can! F**k right off. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gareth_Glasgow Posted January 28, 2015 Share Posted January 28, 2015 Watching 'Count Arthur Strong' for the first time. What is this pish and has Graham Linehan had a lobotomy to write it? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted January 29, 2015 Share Posted January 29, 2015 The patronising STV adverts about eating healthy food. Ma weans pure didnae notice the deep fried broccoli in amongst the chips! A mur a gid maw so a mur. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ebbes20silkcut Posted January 29, 2015 Share Posted January 29, 2015 Delightful thing on tv the rather delicious Gillian Smart presenting the weather on reporting Scotland, she looks lime she'd be a dirty little minx 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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