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Top tip for keeping your mog cool in the heatwave, Webbox lick-e-lix, bang them in the freezer, and you've got a fish flavoured ice lolly. Absolutely vile, but the Smudger and the Dukemeister fucking love them.

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Thank you.

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We had a cat years ago who used to love hiding under hanging things (curtains, towels, duvets) before running out and attacking our ankles when we walked past, only he'd always leave his tail hanging out, wagging with excitement the closer you got. My wife would tap his tail to give him a wee fright.

I told her the same thing as when our young son would be clearly making up a massive fib on the spot and she'd tell him how she knew he was lying - do you really want him to learn and get better at this?  :P

Edit: I'd imagine that everybody's cat has been absolutely speltered the last few days. I've been constantly stepping over stretched-out bodies in doorways with the pleading look of, "don't make me move!"

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Further update on my laddies big pal.... Never really sure if they are friends, until the other night when I heard fighting cats out the back.... Shouted on my one to see if it was him, and him and the bold Smidger lookalike came trotting through from the kitchen to check out the commotion.

Nae bother big chap. In ye come. Youl be getting hit wi a neck full of of Frontline all the same tho m9.

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On 15/08/2022 at 15:59, Torpar said:

I used to always tell people "I'm not a cat person". Starting going out with my wife 7 years ago and her cat, Sparkles, would not leave me alone, he used to yell at me every weekend as if to say "where the f*ck have you been all week?" Eventually he become "my cat", I'd feed him, clean him when need be, take him to the vet etc. Used to joke with my wife that if we ever broke up we would have to arrange visitations with Sparkles.

We knew he was getting old, 16 years this year, and that there was a chance he was near the end. Still when I found him under the kitchen table on Saturday morning, not looking too great, my heart sank. Took him to the emergency vet and they told me he had no heart beat, most likely had a heart attack. Not a big crier usually but I was greeting my eyes out before the vet even got the words out. He was some boy!

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Sorry man. Been there. You don't realise how attached you are to the wee buggers until the end.

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On 02/10/2022 at 22:28, peasy23 said:

This could easily be my cat, we've seen that look of utter disdain several times when trying to introduce a new toy.
 

Wee man got one a few Xmas ago fae her mother wee man just blanked it and was binned afore the new year 

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