Dee Man Posted July 12, 2016 Share Posted July 12, 2016 Cheers for the replies guys. We had a half ragdoll, half Persian before so it was half cool/half nuts. It would come up and sit right on your chest about an inch from your face for about 10 mins to get clapped then it would punch you in the face and scarper away as soon as it had had enough. Wee dick. I screen shat (copyright throbber) a couple of your replies and it turns out she's always wanted a Maine Coon. We've sourced a couple of breeders already so we should have one within the next couple of months. Pictures of my pussy to follow... That cat of yours is a belter, Dave. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted July 12, 2016 Share Posted July 12, 2016 3 hours ago, Mozzamozza said: Plus they tend to rob ships on the high seas. I wished they'd kicked Tom Hanks' c**t in. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted July 12, 2016 Share Posted July 12, 2016 The cat shat on the floor next to his litter box, definitely out of malice. Friday can't come soon enough. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee4Life1893 Posted July 12, 2016 Share Posted July 12, 2016 Got this asshole a month or so ago. She's 3 and a half months now. Seems to be calming down but she still makes me bleed every other day. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted July 12, 2016 Share Posted July 12, 2016 9 hours ago, Dee Man said: That cat of yours is a belter, Dave. Aye, he's always been a handsome little b*****d; there's a kitten pic of him on page 4. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted July 13, 2016 Share Posted July 13, 2016 3 hours ago, BigFatTabbyDave said: Aye, he's always been a handsome little b*****d; there's a kitten pic of him on page 4. I'd like to thank you for taking me to that page as I seemed to have missed sjc's fantastic photo a couple of posts down the first time round. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alert Mongoose Posted July 13, 2016 Share Posted July 13, 2016 How the f**k do you get your arseholes of a cat to use the cat flap? Tried numerous things. He will, sometimes, go out through it if you hold the flap open but more often than not just stares at you as if to say, "just open the fucking door you dick". Yeah ours can be like that sometimes. I've no doubt he will be in and out of it all day when no-one is in the house but if you're in then he will expect you to make yourself useful!Fully recovered from his op and after a hard night out surveying the territory... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted July 13, 2016 Share Posted July 13, 2016 I'm quite looking forward to having this big Maine Coon strolling about the house. It'll be like having a dog, except it'll be a cat. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted July 13, 2016 Share Posted July 13, 2016 (edited) I was intrigued about this Maine Coon so googled it. Fùck that. Edited July 13, 2016 by Deeboy 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mortar Bored Posted July 13, 2016 Share Posted July 13, 2016 I'm quite looking forward to having this big Maine Coon strolling about the house. It'll be like having a dog, except it'll be a cat. Reported for racism 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted July 13, 2016 Share Posted July 13, 2016 8 hours ago, Dee Man said: I'd like to thank you for taking me to that page as I seemed to have missed sjc's fantastic photo a couple of posts down the first time round. Haven't seen it since it was posted, but I know exactly which one you mean! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1320Lichtie Posted July 13, 2016 Share Posted July 13, 2016 I was intrigued about this Maine Coon so googled it. Fùck that. So did I. Oyf. That fucker will be bringing home seagulls. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted July 13, 2016 Share Posted July 13, 2016 14 minutes ago, 1320Lichtie said: So did I. Oyf. That fucker will be bringing home seagulls. Dee Man will be riding around on it like He Man 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted July 13, 2016 Share Posted July 13, 2016 There aren't enough pictures of He-Man themed cat halloween costumes on the internet, so Dee Man could corner the market here. They're not all massive, by the way. We got one that was pretty clearly the runt of the litter, and she was quite small. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted July 13, 2016 Share Posted July 13, 2016 Just now, Mozzamozza said: Just caught my cat shagging a fluffy blanket in the living room. Rubbing his tiny cock back and forth against it and I believe he's left a small "deposit" the filthy boy. He's now post coital on the couch. Where do you think he learned that trick? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted July 13, 2016 Share Posted July 13, 2016 Just now, Mozzamozza said: Just caught my cat shagging a fluffy blanket in the living room. Rubbing his tiny cock back and forth against it and I believe he's left a small "deposit" the filthy boy. He's now post coital on the couch. Do cat's lick their lipstick afterwards? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted July 13, 2016 Share Posted July 13, 2016 Where do you think he learned that trick? Monkey see monkey do. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted July 13, 2016 Share Posted July 13, 2016 Just now, throbber said: Monkey see monkey do. Exactly throbs. The cat probably had Ceebeebies on the Sky+ when he was doing it, just like his master. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zetterlund Posted July 13, 2016 Share Posted July 13, 2016 Probably best your moggy got the snip, mozza. If he's horny and pumping the soft furnishings he'll probably start pishing himself about the place too before long, need to rid him of his manly impulses. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted July 13, 2016 Share Posted July 13, 2016 (edited) The boy on the last page licks himself to satisfaction regularly, often after trying to rape my right arm, like a dog with a lassie's leg. Thankfully I've never had to deal with any...deposits. He got the snip more than a decade ago too, the deviant. Edit: apparently cats don't have a prostate, which would explain the lack of...well, you know. Edited July 13, 2016 by BigFatTabbyDave 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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