hk blues Posted April 19, 2023 Share Posted April 19, 2023 3 minutes ago, Alert Mongoose said: Did you finish off while she was downstairs arguing on in a lay by on the way home? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted April 19, 2023 Share Posted April 19, 2023 Can't be easy to drive in socks? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Moonster Posted April 19, 2023 Share Posted April 19, 2023 (edited) I was certain the guy was going to be holding a camera and LondonHMFC had unwillingly entered a cuck scenario. Edited April 19, 2023 by The Moonster 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 19, 2023 Share Posted April 19, 2023 The real question is, has another "date" been scheduled? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LondonHMFC Posted April 19, 2023 Share Posted April 19, 2023 1 hour ago, Alert Mongoose said: Just reread and realised the timing was convenient. Was there a window close enough to jump out of if it had turned out to be a prearranged kink thing? There was, and given the fact that lad had come in one earlier (oo er), I imagine exiting would have been fairly easy. 1 hour ago, Stellaboz said: Can't be easy to drive in socks? A lot more difficult than I imagined, had to sit a bit closer to the wheel. 53 minutes ago, The Moonster said: I was certain the guy was going to be holding a camera and LondonHMFC had unwillingly entered a cuck scenario. Yes, unwillingly.... 28 minutes ago, Empty It said: The real question is, has another "date" been scheduled? At this moment in time, nothing has been scheduled. If so, it will be done at my home ground. No more away fixtures for the foreseeable. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted April 19, 2023 Share Posted April 19, 2023 12 minutes ago, LondonHMFC said: At this moment in time, nothing has been scheduled. If so, it will be done at my home ground. No more away fixtures for the foreseeable. You're viewing this all wrong. A danger shag would be much more fun. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted April 19, 2023 Share Posted April 19, 2023 1 hour ago, The Moonster said: I was certain the guy was going to be holding a camera and LondonHMFC had unwillingly entered a cuck scenario. This kinda happened to me when I was a young buck. Went to a girls birthday party in her mates flat, birthday girl clearly wanted a present so led me into a room for some horizontal hokey cokey, after the deed was done I got dressed and left the room to many cheers and pats on the back from my mates then a few minutes later she left. A good time was had by all until a few minutes later some other fella left the room as well, weird c**t had been on top of a wardrobe doing God knows what. To this day I don't know if his involvement was pre arranged or if he was just hiding in their on the off chance someone would be in doing the business. Saw the guy a few months later when I started college and oddly couldn't make eye contact with him 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted April 19, 2023 Share Posted April 19, 2023 5 hours ago, Empty It said: The real question is, has another "date" been scheduled? 4 hours ago, LondonHMFC said: A lot more difficult than I imagined, had to sit a bit closer to the wheel. I do it nearly everyday after being stuck in works boots. I find it invigorating. Never thought of it as strange. 4 hours ago, Bert Raccoon said: Saw the guy a few months later when I started college and oddly couldn't make eye contact with him Couldn't look at him in the eye because you were too busy giving it this : Shagger. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leith Green Posted April 20, 2023 Share Posted April 20, 2023 20 hours ago, Alert Mongoose said: Did you finish off while she was downstairs arguing on in a lay by on the way home? The lassie was probably lucky there wasnt a handily placed bin in the bedroom......... @throbber 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Inanimate Carbon Rod Posted May 8, 2023 Share Posted May 8, 2023 7 hours ago, ICTFCwife said: Eye opening tinder match story. I matched with this guy on tinder a few years ago now.The usual pleasantries were exchanged and then we moved the conversation to Snapchat as you do. The first thing he sent was a picture of him in a robe saying hi sitting in bed which was fine however,that was followed by multiple videos of him masturbating,calling out my name.At the time I had very little sexual experience so asked my sister was this normal?most people would’ve ended it there and then however I did not,I ended up in a relationship with this guy.The first time we had sex(my first time as I was a virgin,him apparently not)he asked me to “slot it in” in a sheer panic on top of me becoming very apparent he wasn’t the sex machine he made out. That wasn’t the worst part when I was on my knees,between his legs he turns to me “you got any pictures of your cousin or friends nudes?” Mortified and raging I stopped what I was doing he turns to me “you can’t stop what you’re doing you need to finish” stupidly and naively he got his “happy ending” but I left abruptly on the next train home. Well thats enough internet for me today. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post RiG Posted May 8, 2023 Popular Post Share Posted May 8, 2023 7 hours ago, ICTFCwife said: Eye opening tinder match story. I matched with this guy on tinder a few years ago now.The usual pleasantries were exchanged and then we moved the conversation to Snapchat as you do. The first thing he sent was a picture of him in a robe saying hi sitting in bed which was fine however,that was followed by multiple videos of him masturbating,calling out my name.At the time I had very little sexual experience so asked my sister was this normal?most people would’ve ended it there and then however I did not,I ended up in a relationship with this guy.The first time we had sex(my first time as I was a virgin,him apparently not)he asked me to “slot it in” in a sheer panic on top of me becoming very apparent he wasn’t the sex machine he made out. That wasn’t the worst part when I was on my knees,between his legs he turns to me “you got any pictures of your cousin or friends nudes?” Mortified and raging I stopped what I was doing he turns to me “you can’t stop what you’re doing you need to finish” stupidly and naively he got his “happy ending” but I left abruptly on the next train home. 31 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itzdrk Posted May 8, 2023 Share Posted May 8, 2023 8 hours ago, ICTFCwife said: Eye opening tinder match story. I matched with this guy on tinder a few years ago now.The usual pleasantries were exchanged and then we moved the conversation to Snapchat as you do. The first thing he sent was a picture of him in a robe saying hi sitting in bed which was fine however,that was followed by multiple videos of him masturbating,calling out my name.At the time I had very little sexual experience so asked my sister was this normal?most people would’ve ended it there and then however I did not,I ended up in a relationship with this guy.The first time we had sex(my first time as I was a virgin,him apparently not)he asked me to “slot it in” in a sheer panic on top of me becoming very apparent he wasn’t the sex machine he made out. That wasn’t the worst part when I was on my knees,between his legs he turns to me “you got any pictures of your cousin or friends nudes?” Mortified and raging I stopped what I was doing he turns to me “you can’t stop what you’re doing you need to finish” stupidly and naively he got his “happy ending” but I left abruptly on the next train home. 10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bonksy+HisChristianParade Posted May 8, 2023 Share Posted May 8, 2023 the quality of the posts on this thread is always incredible. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted May 8, 2023 Share Posted May 8, 2023 It appears @ICTChris was in fact telling the truth. He is a very bad man. 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted May 8, 2023 Share Posted May 8, 2023 4 minutes ago, Derry Alli said: It appears @ICTChris was in fact telling the truth. He is a very bad man. Not guilty of this one I’m afraid. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nutz_the_Squirrel Posted May 8, 2023 Share Posted May 8, 2023 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted May 8, 2023 Share Posted May 8, 2023 Sounds like something you'd read in the Reader's Wives section. So a friend with incredibly hairy hands told me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PWL Posted May 8, 2023 Share Posted May 8, 2023 Badly written porn. On a fairly new but opinionated account pertaining to be female. I wonder..... 14 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sugar_Army Posted May 8, 2023 Share Posted May 8, 2023 11 hours ago, ICTFCwife said: Eye opening tinder match story. I matched with this guy on tinder a few years ago now.The usual pleasantries were exchanged and then we moved the conversation to Snapchat as you do. The first thing he sent was a picture of him in a robe saying hi sitting in bed which was fine however,that was followed by multiple videos of him masturbating,calling out my name.At the time I had very little sexual experience so asked my sister was this normal?most people would’ve ended it there and then however I did not,I ended up in a relationship with this guy.The first time we had sex(my first time as I was a virgin,him apparently not)he asked me to “slot it in” in a sheer panic on top of me becoming very apparent he wasn’t the sex machine he made out. That wasn’t the worst part when I was on my knees,between his legs he turns to me “you got any pictures of your cousin or friends nudes?” Mortified and raging I stopped what I was doing he turns to me “you can’t stop what you’re doing you need to finish” stupidly and naively he got his “happy ending” but I left abruptly on the next Mrs SA pointed out this stand (with accompanying Video display) in a shop that could best be described as Tokyo's B&M. It took a good few seconds for me to figure out what it was as I thought there were water bottles/food thermos' as it was between the kids/toy section and the luggage section. Looks like a lot of men in Tokyo need to be getting on Tinder. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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