BuddieInDundee Posted April 1, 2016 Share Posted April 1, 2016 I ended up on the Whiskey Finish (7.4%) which completely fucked me right up. Good times. My pal was on that as well and ended up in a taxi shortly afterwords. Very nice place it has to be said, keen to give the food a go as well. Back on the etiquette I'm away to start my shift, the other day some guy wouldn't get out the way of paramedics trying to get a woman to hospital. Fully prepared to expect more low life cuntery tonight. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The OP Posted April 1, 2016 Share Posted April 1, 2016 The pub is fairly quiet. There are two of you standing at an area being zonally marked by one member of staff. The other person is clearly aware that you were there first. The member of staff offers to serve the other person first. The other person fails to say 'he was here first'. Is it in keeping with pub etiquette to glass the other person? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted April 1, 2016 Share Posted April 1, 2016 The pub is fairly quiet. There are two of you standing at an area being zonally marked by one member of staff. The other person is clearly aware that you were there first. The member of staff offers to serve the other person first. The other person fails to say 'he was here first'. Is it in keeping with pub etiquette to glass the other person? No, if there's only two of you there who gives a fk. If it was some cnut ordering cocktails then yes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The OP Posted April 1, 2016 Share Posted April 1, 2016 No, if there's only two of you there who gives a fk. If it was some cnut ordering cocktails then yes. It's the principle of the thing rather than the length of the wait. Everyone should know the score at bars and barbers. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted April 1, 2016 Share Posted April 1, 2016 It's the principle of the thing rather than the length of the wait. Everyone should know the score at bars and barbers. Agreed, but a dismissive glance laden with contempt is quite sufficient. Save the glassing for someone ordering cocktails. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The OP Posted April 1, 2016 Share Posted April 1, 2016 Yeah to be honest, in reality there'll be little more than a glare, possibly an exhalation and a shake of the head as if to say "I'm not mad, I'm just very disappointed". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted April 1, 2016 Share Posted April 1, 2016 Yeah to be honest, in reality there'll be little more than a glare, possibly an exhalation and a shake of the head as if to say "I'm not mad, I'm just very disappointed". That's the one. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted April 1, 2016 Share Posted April 1, 2016 Nothing worse than the guy you don't know, who asks you to 'watch ma pint' while he goes for a pish. Or is that just a Glasgow thing? I've never experienced this in any pub, anywhere. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted April 1, 2016 Share Posted April 1, 2016 Must be an old man's pub thing then. Old men leave their beer mat on top of their pint. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sureiknow Posted April 1, 2016 Share Posted April 1, 2016 I don't like it when people make small talk to me or my small penis when urinating.Fixed 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wile E Coyote Posted April 1, 2016 Share Posted April 1, 2016 Nothing worse than the guy you don't know, who asks you to 'watch ma pint' while he goes for a pish. Or is that just a Glasgow thing? Know a guy who had a glass eye who would take it out and put it in his pint to "watch" it while he went to the toilet 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jmothecat Posted April 1, 2016 Share Posted April 1, 2016 Nothing worse than the guy you don't know, who asks you to 'watch ma pint' while he goes for a pish. Or is that just a Glasgow thing? I've never done it but that to me sounds sensible. Nothing worse than going to the toilet, coming back and finding an over eager staff member has taken your half full drink away. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smpar Posted April 1, 2016 Share Posted April 1, 2016 Know a guy who had a glass eye who would take it out and put it in his pint to "watch" it while he went to the toilet Forgot all about him. How is Deano anyway? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
QPStu Posted April 1, 2016 Share Posted April 1, 2016 It's the principle of the thing rather than the length of the wait. Everyone should know the score at bars and barbers. An idea for a new thread? Barber Etiquette? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted April 1, 2016 Share Posted April 1, 2016 An idea for a new thread? Barber Etiquette? Keep your mouth shut about holiday or weekend plans unless you're female. If so, rest my head between your breasts to get the tricky bits while rubbing your crotch against my elbow. It's not rocket science ffs. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted April 1, 2016 Share Posted April 1, 2016 If you're in a big round, write it down and hand it over at the bar. Empty fag packets are ideal for such occasions. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuddieInDundee Posted April 1, 2016 Share Posted April 1, 2016 If you're in a big round, write it down and hand it over at the bar. Empty fag packets are ideal for such occasions. ^^^knows the score 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted April 2, 2016 Share Posted April 2, 2016 Don't leave a pint unattended when going for a pish. Drink it first 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted April 2, 2016 Share Posted April 2, 2016 Why do people place beermats over their pints when they go for a pish? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widge Posted April 2, 2016 Share Posted April 2, 2016 Why do people place beermats over their pints when they go for a pish? So the bar-person doesn't lift it when they leave. I don't think it's necessary, but there you go. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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