invergowrie arab Posted January 16, 2016 Share Posted January 16, 2016 Why would i give the slightest f**k who was the safest driver out some family of leek munching no marks? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dogmc Posted January 17, 2016 Share Posted January 17, 2016 Am horribly addicted to that big bad wolf ad..... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scary Bear Posted January 17, 2016 Share Posted January 17, 2016 The 'bears go to Centre Parcs' advert is starting to grate. Last year it was Simon the Ogre. This year it's bears. Basically saying, "hey proles, your job is shit and your life is pointless, but it's January, so get that shitty family holiday booked." Bears are so nice and cuddly. Awww 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hampden Diehard Posted January 17, 2016 Share Posted January 17, 2016 Rob Brydon continues his headlong dive into utter pishdom with his advert for cruises. If I was on a cruise and had to listen to his patter, I,d fling him overboard. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scary Bear Posted January 18, 2016 Share Posted January 18, 2016 Not so much pish, but it is an advert. More a disturbing film title: Dirty Grandpa. Dirty. Grandpa. I can only assume the numerous '70s/'80s beasts are living comfortably and undisturbed in the States. The words 'dirty' and 'grandpa' together just make me think 'Paedo'. I don't particularly want to see a film titled 'Paedo'. Even if it was just 'normal porn dirty grandpa', rather than 'hard drive packed with disturbing images dirty grandpa', why would anyone want to see this movie? What are the thought processes? "Star Wars, chief? Naw, whit about Dirty Grandpaw?" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Dee Posted January 18, 2016 Share Posted January 18, 2016 That's Clive Dangercunt from P&B. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted January 18, 2016 Share Posted January 18, 2016 Not so much pish, but it is an advert. More a disturbing film title: Dirty Grandpa. Dirty. Grandpa. I can only assume the numerous '70s/'80s beasts are living comfortably and undisturbed in the States. The words 'dirty' and 'grandpa' together just make me think 'Paedo'. I don't particularly want to see a film titled 'Paedo'. Even if it was just 'normal porn dirty grandpa', rather than 'hard drive packed with disturbing images dirty grandpa', why would anyone want to see this movie? What are the thought processes? "Star Wars, chief? Naw, whit about Dirty Grandpaw?" All I think of is that previous 'Bad Grandpa' film and the word 'nope'. Just sounds like a lame, lazy rip off. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scary Bear Posted January 19, 2016 Share Posted January 19, 2016 Seriously, what age group/demographic do you think Dirty Grandpa is aimed at? Who are they trying to hook with that advert? Teenagers who go to the cinema too often, so it's the only thing left to watch and possibly students being zany. Any more? Bob Deniro is like a two dollar whore these days. He must be fucking desperate for work. I'd like to know for sure whether this film is a bag of shite or not. Anyone here willing to admit to paying money to see it? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted January 20, 2016 Share Posted January 20, 2016 This gormless Welsh p***k in the anorak "It definitely is the People's Postcode Lottery, there's no doubt about that." Well, really. What insight. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted January 21, 2016 Share Posted January 21, 2016 "He's the dolphin whisperer!" Mainly because it uses a song that was in the FIFA 11 soundtrack. But mainly because the entire premise doesn't fucking happen. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted January 21, 2016 Share Posted January 21, 2016 gormless Welsh p***k. Gonna have to be a bit more specific than that. An awful lot of the Welsh are gormless. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted January 21, 2016 Share Posted January 21, 2016 (edited) It's a radio advert so may be excluded on a technicality. "I'm Davie Hutton, owner of Quicksale....." That line alone is enough to make me almost crash the motor in my haste to get the c**t away from my ears. Edited January 21, 2016 by KnightswoodBear 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted January 21, 2016 Share Posted January 21, 2016 The worst radio advert just now is. Dad always worked hard on his farm, he talked to the tractor more than he talked to Mum. But he was just providing the best he could for his family, now it's our turn to do the same to him. Voiceover- Give him the send off he deserves "CoOp Funerals" Poor fictional c**t. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Todd_is_God Posted January 22, 2016 Share Posted January 22, 2016 It's a radio advert so may be excluded on a technicality. "I'm Davie Hutton, owner of Quicksale....." That line alone is enough to make me almost crash the motor in my haste to get the c**t away from my ears. YEAH! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted January 22, 2016 Share Posted January 22, 2016 Gonna have to be a bit more specific than that. An awful lot of the Welsh are gormless.Hey, I said he was wearing an anorak. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Antlion Posted January 25, 2016 Share Posted January 25, 2016 The Cancer Research UK advert. "£2 a month is nothing, it's not a drink, it's not a burger, it's not a packet of crisps." Does she buy crisps fried in molten gold? Well their managing director is on a quarter of a million per annum, so I guess scrounging money off people whilst not knowing the cost of things is par for the course. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted January 27, 2016 Share Posted January 27, 2016 For some reason I really hate that sleepy c**t from the Nescafe adverts with the band playing outside his house. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loon From Outta Toon Posted January 29, 2016 Share Posted January 29, 2016 All adverts are pish 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supermik Posted January 29, 2016 Share Posted January 29, 2016 I noticed that they have changed the radio advert for the car that speaks your text messages.Guy no longer says that he cant wait to see her in her "nurses" uniform. Some feminist nurse with a humour bypass must have complained to the right on brigade about it. Good to see the Cream Egg advert back with the bloke talking to himself in the mirror. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Waspy Posted January 31, 2016 Share Posted January 31, 2016 Values.com I believe 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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