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The best thing about that new Irish tourism advert is that it will now surely discourage their tartan gonk counterparts here from following suit.

'Whit we like" pish that yanks will lap up, to be sure to be sure, but I cringed so hard I developed a hernia.

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M&S advert on TV.

The background music is the OMD song Enola Gay.

AN anti war song about the plane which dropped the first atomic bomb on Hiroshima, killing over 90,000 people.

Strange choice of tune to sell bras and knickers to the middle classes.

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"I'm the queen of the reduced section. I came out with 'baconaise' which I didn't know existed. So I bought it." You're that hard up you're having to make a point of buying reduced food, and you're buying a bottle of bacon flavoured mayonnaise. I bet you're going to use all of that up before it's out of date.

The sooner Nationwide have a Northern Rock moment and we never need to suffer these again, the better.

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3 hours ago, Miguel Sanchez said:

"I'm the queen of the reduced section. I came out with 'baconaise' which I didn't know existed. So I bought it." You're that hard up you're having to make a point of buying reduced food, and you're buying a bottle of bacon flavoured mayonnaise. I bet you're going to use all of that up before it's out of date.

The sooner Nationwide have a Northern Rock moment and we never need to suffer these again, the better.

Between that and the guy berating some poor woman for putting too much milk in her cereal they really are a brutal set of ads from Nationwide.

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On 29/03/2023 at 18:10, Miguel Sanchez said:

Ozzy Osbourne, PSVR. Let the guy have some dignity in his final years.

I know you're kidding, but if Ozzy dies how he lived, he'll have a heart attack trying to sook the pish out of his own nappy. With a morphine suppository up each nostril.

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On 15/01/2023 at 11:48, Melanius Mullarkay said:

“My bulky pee pants”

Horrific.

Reminded me of Billy Connolly  telling us about those small magazine ads for the big slipper, and the incontinence pants, with the guy buying the pants and going out to the dancing, pishing away till his heart's content as he dances.

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49 minutes ago, LIVIFOREVER said:

Reminded me of Billy Connolly  telling us about those small magazine ads for the big slipper, and the incontinence pants, with the guy buying the pants and going out to the dancing, pishing away till his heart's content as he dances.

Caring not a jot 🤣

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