Shotgun Posted November 18, 2015 Share Posted November 18, 2015 the bionic wuman was better, Lindsay Wagner ?? Lindsay Wagner presented some animal related documentary style show here not too long back. She looked very uncomfortable in front of the camera, as if she wasn't used to it. Anyway, how about some love for the lovely Ms Anita Harris? Often used to wonder what David Nixon was referring to when he talked about the Magic Box. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted November 18, 2015 Share Posted November 18, 2015 Some lovelies from The Golden Shot. Anne Aston and Wei Wei Wong(who wasn't) gave me the bolt. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted November 18, 2015 Author Share Posted November 18, 2015 (edited) As we're going all Golden Shot, how about the delightful Me Me Lai? Not the best of pictures, but find yourself some copies of her Seventies cannibal movies and have yourself the most confusing w**k ever Edit: I'd like to think that Me Me Lai and Wei Wei Wong appeared on an episode together at some point Edited November 18, 2015 by BigFatTabbyDave 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Njord Posted November 18, 2015 Share Posted November 18, 2015 Cheers, NOT bftd Cos of your post I had a quick look to see if she did owt of late (not since 1982 or something , but still looks good in a photo from last year). However, upon searching for said photo, mine eyes were assaulted by... One of the earliest images of death recorded on motion picture film in the U.S. is Thomas A. Edisons 1903 film, Electrocuting an Elephant, a publicity film of the electrocution of Topsy, an elephant who helped to build Luna Park at Coney Island. (Watch itagain and againhere.) Edison used the footage as a tool to promote the effectiveness of his DC (direct current), now in use, as opposed to Nicholai Teslas AC (alternating current) process. So, Topsys filmed death was essentially an infomercial. Poor Topsy. Zen might remember it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted November 18, 2015 Share Posted November 18, 2015 Cheers, NOT bftd Cos of your post I had a quick look to see if she did owt of late (not since 1982 or something , but still looks good in a photo from last year). However, upon searching for said photo, mine eyes were assaulted by... Poor Topsy. Zen might remember it. It's ages since I watched that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted November 18, 2015 Author Share Posted November 18, 2015 Tesla was a good lad. You'd never have caught him murdering elephants. Sadly, they would have caught him murdering Edison, or I'd like to think he'd have gone through with it. Utter tosspot that man was. I'm sure he must have stolen a few ideas from folk like Granny D, as he did from everyone else around at the time. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted November 18, 2015 Share Posted November 18, 2015 (edited) Gentlemen. I give you my first televisually assisted w**k. For my second, third and fourth you'll have to watch the whole film. Edited November 18, 2015 by welshbairn 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted November 18, 2015 Share Posted November 18, 2015 (edited) Today, I saw a guy with a Christmas jumper in the Three shop in EK, and got a "Christmas Wishes" email from Marathon Photos. It's November (for those still getting used to the Gregorian calendar). Edited November 18, 2015 by Cardinal Richelieu 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted November 18, 2015 Share Posted November 18, 2015 (edited) Just got back from the Doctor's having had my annual MOT. As if it wasn't bad enough that the doctor didn't look old enough to be a doctor, her basic message was that if I enjoy doing something, I need to stop doing it. I fed her a completely original line old chestnut about "It won't make me live longer, it will just feel like it, right?" And she didn't laugh. Utterly fed up now. Edited November 18, 2015 by Shotgun 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted November 18, 2015 Share Posted November 18, 2015 Youngsters referring to their annual checkup as an MOT 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Njord Posted November 19, 2015 Share Posted November 19, 2015 Tesla was a good lad. You'd never have caught him murdering elephants. Sadly, they would have caught him murdering Edison, or I'd like to think he'd have gone through with it. Utter tosspot that man was. I'm sure he must have stolen a few ideas from folk like Granny D, as he did from everyone else around at the time. Some amount of Tesla love about. http://theoatmeal.com/comics/tesla But didn't OMD say he was a bit of a mozza? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tight minge Posted November 19, 2015 Share Posted November 19, 2015 Three things you dare not forget about your mother, birthdays, Christmas and her coop number, if you returned from running an errand and forgot the coop number a scud round the lug wasn't far away. My brother and I got to play 'shopping roulette'. Being sent down the corner shop (before it ever became a Pakis and subsequently not allowed to be called a pakis) to buy stuff for our mum but never actually knowing if she had given us enough money Nightmare when we lost as a a six year old trying to figure out what to put back that would lessen the scud round the head for forgetting it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1320Lichtie Posted November 19, 2015 Share Posted November 19, 2015 Just read the last page or so. Dirty auld b*****ds. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted November 19, 2015 Share Posted November 19, 2015 (edited) Just read the last page or so. Dirty auld b*****ds. Pish off ya cheeky wee scamp, auld uns only it says on the door. Get back to playing ping-pong on yer Atari. Grimbo Edited November 19, 2015 by Grim O'Grady 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Koop Posted November 19, 2015 Share Posted November 19, 2015 4 posts on the trot with no reply and doesn't give a f**k? Koopy is The Auld c**t of the day. Love you. I am 99 after all. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Koop Posted November 19, 2015 Share Posted November 19, 2015 Today, I saw a guy with a Christmas jumper in the Three shop in EK, and got a "Christmas Wishes" email from Marathon Photos. It's November (for those still getting used to the Gregorian calendar). Christmas trees up in this corner of Partick. Outrageous. Call this a Christian country? Trees go up on Christmas fucking Eve and come down on Twelfth fucking Night. Yours faithfully, Mr Angry Tunbridge Wells 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted November 19, 2015 Share Posted November 19, 2015 The missus has a particular bee in her bonnet about Christmas jumpers. An absolute zero tolerance on men wearing them. Sees no humour, irony, Christmas spirit, and worst of all no dress sense in these items. Saw her reduce two random guys to the edge of tears for wearing them. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bob the tank Posted November 19, 2015 Share Posted November 19, 2015 The missus has a particular bee in her bonnet about Christmas jumpers. An absolute zero tolerance on men wearing them. Sees no humour, irony, Christmas spirit, and worst of all no dress sense in these items. Saw her reduce two random guys to the edge of tears for wearing them. I'm liking her style SP, just getting the roasters telt is the way forward 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEADOWXI Posted November 19, 2015 Share Posted November 19, 2015 The missus has a particular bee in her bonnet about Christmas jumpers. An absolute zero tolerance on men wearing them. Sees no humour, irony, Christmas spirit, and worst of all no dress sense in these items. Saw her reduce two random guys to the edge of tears for wearing them. I'm liking her style SP, just getting the roasters telt is the way forward Christmas jumpers are up there with novelty ties, cartoon socks and the worst those shirts that tossers wear when they have a jacket on they look normal but later on when they take their jacket off the arms and back are 'wacky' paisley pattern or cartoons. These are all signs that the wearer is compensating for having the personality of a boring turd by dressing humourously.......... Murdering these individuals to improve the overall human gene pool is acceptable. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heedthebaa Posted November 19, 2015 Share Posted November 19, 2015 The missus has a particular bee in her bonnet about Christmas jumpers. An absolute zero tolerance on men wearing them. Sees no humour, irony, Christmas spirit, and worst of all no dress sense in these items. Saw her reduce two random guys to the edge of tears for wearing them. yiv a fine wunch there, she's spot on 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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