Monkey Tennis Posted January 2, 2020 Share Posted January 2, 2020 6 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: I'm the least fashionable person on earth and usually let her buy clothes for me when she becomes too ashamed to be seen with me. I've only ever sent her back once, when she turned up with one of these abominations. You probably buy packets of shirts and trousers from Asda. Nah, we've not got an Asda. You made a terrible mistake sending her back with the abomination (as good a name for it as any) she'd bought you. It might just have changed your life. Ease of wear, alongside warmth and fewer washing demands - what's not to like? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmic Joe Posted January 2, 2020 Share Posted January 2, 2020 2 minutes ago, Monkey Tennis said: Nah, we've not got an Asda. You made a terrible mistake sending her back with the abomination (as good a name for it as any) she'd bought you. It might just have changed your life. Ease of wear, alongside warmth and fewer washing demands - what's not to like? If your office is cold then a shirt and jumper will provide more warmth than one of these monstrosities 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted January 2, 2020 Share Posted January 2, 2020 1 minute ago, Monkey Tennis said: Nah, we've not got an Asda. You made a terrible mistake sending her back with the abomination (as good a name for it as any) she'd bought you. It might just have changed your life. Ease of wear, alongside warmth and fewer washing demands - what's not to like? The day I can't match a shirt and jumper myself will be close to my last. It's more than my pride could stand to have a jumper with a stitched on collar selected by some failed fashion designer. Give yourself a shake man! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkey Tennis Posted January 2, 2020 Share Posted January 2, 2020 Just now, Angusfifer said: If your office is cold then a shirt and jumper will provide more warmth than one of these monstrosities Monstrosity - another good bid for naming rights. A genuine shirt jumper combo would indeed provide warmth, but would lack the other aforementioned advantages. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkey Tennis Posted January 2, 2020 Share Posted January 2, 2020 3 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: The day I can't match a shirt and jumper myself will be close to my last. It's more than my pride could stand to have a jumper with a stitched on collar selected by some failed fashion designer. Give yourself a shake man! It's not that I can't; simply that I needn't. Come on in - the water's lovely. I promise you won't look back. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Steele Posted January 2, 2020 Share Posted January 2, 2020 1 hour ago, Monkey Tennis said: Don't fight it. My work is freezing throughout the winter and a jumper is necessary, unless you keep a jacket on. I even possess a couple of those pretend shirt/jumper things, where a shirt collar is stitched onto a jumper. They must have a name - tremendous garments. Would it not be even warmer if you wore a complete shirt under the jumper? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkey Tennis Posted January 2, 2020 Share Posted January 2, 2020 1 minute ago, The Skelpit Lug said: Would it not be even warmer if you wore a complete shirt under the jumper? This question has already been addressed. The chance to wear a T-shirt under the monstrosity also exists, without causing the wearing of too many layers. There is no discernible downside here people. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted January 2, 2020 Share Posted January 2, 2020 +1 for the jumper over the shirt in the coming year. Needs must. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted January 2, 2020 Share Posted January 2, 2020 57 minutes ago, Monkey Tennis said: Monstrosity - another good bid for naming rights. A genuine shirt jumper combo would indeed provide warmth, but would lack the other aforementioned advantages. Does the collar have a tie attached? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkey Tennis Posted January 2, 2020 Share Posted January 2, 2020 3 minutes ago, coprolite said: Does the collar have a tie attached? Alas no, but it seems that a gap in the market has just been identified. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted January 2, 2020 Author Share Posted January 2, 2020 4 hours ago, throbber said: Have to go round visiting my girlfriends friends today and I’m quite hungover and don’t want to have to put trousers on and be sociable. The curse of family life: not being able to sit around in your pants. I'm told the solution is to buy yourself plenty of Bermuda shorts and wear nothing under them. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted January 2, 2020 Share Posted January 2, 2020 The curse of family life: not being able to sit around in your pants. I'm told the solution is to buy yourself plenty of Bermuda shorts and wear nothing under them.Lonsdales are better for hiding my constant erection. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raidernation Posted January 2, 2020 Share Posted January 2, 2020 I have an interview today and I’m in jacket, shirt, collar and tie (and matching troosers obviously).Apparently this makes me old fashioned? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted January 2, 2020 Author Share Posted January 2, 2020 11 minutes ago, throbber said: Lonsdales are better for hiding my constant erection. Alright, no need to brag. This is the Moaning-Faced Auld Duffers thread, after all. Some of us have problems in that area. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted January 2, 2020 Share Posted January 2, 2020 Alright, no need to brag. This is the Moaning-Faced Auld Duffers thread, after all. Some of us have problems in that area.I have problems in that area as well! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Sweaty Morph Posted January 2, 2020 Share Posted January 2, 2020 Not been in this thread for a while and just spent a very pleasurable 10 minutes reading through the Fast Show references from last year. Tremendous stuff. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted January 2, 2020 Share Posted January 2, 2020 Not been in this thread for a while and just spent a very pleasurable 10 minutes reading through the Fast Show references from last year. Tremendous stuff.ARSE!!!!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted August 11, 2022 Author Share Posted August 11, 2022 Stripped off for bed last night and realised I'd had my pants on backwards all day. To paraphrase Billy Connolly, somebody should warn you that one day you'll suddenly realise that you're a useless auld codger who can't even dress himself. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted August 11, 2022 Share Posted August 11, 2022 5 hours ago, BFTD said: Stripped off for bed last night and realised I'd had my pants on backwards all day. To paraphrase Billy Connolly, somebody should warn you that one day you'll suddenly realise that you're a useless auld codger who can't even dress himself. Posh Spice had C&A on hers to avoid this happening 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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