Bobby Skidmarks Posted January 30, 2016 Share Posted January 30, 2016 I have always assumed it was an Americanism and it surprises me that you use that term of phrase when you admitted to being from the ferry. Maybe moving to Edinburgh has made you more continental. Quite possibly. Although I never admitted being from the ferry, I said I lived near it. I'll chalk that up as another one of your Walter Mitty tales. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuddieInDundee Posted January 30, 2016 Share Posted January 30, 2016 This has all got very serious 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted January 30, 2016 Share Posted January 30, 2016 This has all got very serious The Internet - serious business. And don't you forget it, love rat. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest_Man#1 Posted January 30, 2016 Share Posted January 30, 2016 His missus has fucked off to be pumped by another regions men, I'm fairly certain he can pump the side lassie then inhabit the formers vagina for the rest of his life if he sees fit. This whole 'don't cheat' thing is very, very metrosexual and, IMO, why the World is collapsing. Fucking grow a set and throw them about, you jessies. If you would be happy for your girlfriend to go and shag other guys that's perfectly fine and you an do the same, but I think most people wouldn't be a fan of their partner getting smashed by random others all the time. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Praw Posted January 30, 2016 Share Posted January 30, 2016 Pumping a bird you work with will only end up in all sorts of awkwardness. Been there, done that. Unless you're in a position to fire her the following day on some trumped up misdemeanour. If so, go for it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted February 3, 2016 Share Posted February 3, 2016 My wife is raging at me for spending too much time at work and not being interested in anything at home. We are either going to get divorced or have kids and live our life to a montage of that shite Cats in the Cradle song. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itzdrk Posted February 3, 2016 Share Posted February 3, 2016 get her pumped. If you can get it up, if not you're a guilt (un)ridden shame of a man who should quit society and go live with Wunfy. The correct answer Sent from my iPhone using Pie & Bovril 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandomGuy. Posted February 3, 2016 Share Posted February 3, 2016 You can tell Deeboys one of those middle aged men deeply unhappy with his lot in life 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted February 3, 2016 Share Posted February 3, 2016 My wife is raging at me for spending too much time at work and not being interested in anything at home. We are either going to get divorced or have kids and live our life to a montage of that shite Cats in the Cradle song. Just leave a key under the mat, we'll take things from here. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted February 3, 2016 Share Posted February 3, 2016 You can tell Deeboys one of those middle aged men deeply unhappy with his lot in life ^^^^ This. One other bit of advice from me. Don't listen to Zen or Mozza. Of course if you need to be told that you're already fucked. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest_Man#1 Posted February 3, 2016 Share Posted February 3, 2016 You can tell Deeboys one of those middle aged men deeply unhappy with his lot in life Yeah I think he might have had a couple of bad experiences with women cheating on him. Seems like a genuine "they're just snakes with tits" character from his posts here. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1320Lichtie Posted February 3, 2016 Share Posted February 3, 2016 If you're ever getting tempted into doing something like that go and have a quick tug Buddie. It will suddenly make the whole proposition seem incredibly stupid and put you off, it'll probably even put you off doing anything with your girlfriend for a bit, but that'll be fine, cause you've not went and been a wee cheating bass. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted February 3, 2016 Share Posted February 3, 2016 So, we're taking Buddie and Deeboy seriously, then? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted February 3, 2016 Share Posted February 3, 2016 Cheating on your significant other is one of life's true pleasures. Like the rush of extreme sports or drugs. Or so my wife tells me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted February 3, 2016 Share Posted February 3, 2016 Cheating on your significant other is one of life's true pleasures. Like the rush of extreme sports or drugs. Or so my wife tells me. I'm glad that I satisfied her. Mozza can speak for himself. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted February 3, 2016 Share Posted February 3, 2016 I'm glad that I satisfied her. Mozza can speak for himself. She loves creepy, wee, old guys who lose their temper on internet forums, so you were her ideal. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted February 3, 2016 Share Posted February 3, 2016 I shat where I eat a few months ago and there is no awkwardness at allYou don't count. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LinkinFighter Posted February 3, 2016 Share Posted February 3, 2016 So did the op go through with it? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted February 3, 2016 Share Posted February 3, 2016 You never satisfied me. Now you tell me! She loves creepy, wee, old guys who lose their temper on internet forums, so you were her ideal. On that basis she'll be ideal for you in a few years time. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted February 3, 2016 Share Posted February 3, 2016 Now you tell me! On that basis she'll be ideal for you in a few years time. I'm not wee and I reserve losing my temper for the offline world. Otherwise you are correct. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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