Old Diamond Posted February 2, 2022 Share Posted February 2, 2022 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Diamond Posted February 2, 2022 Share Posted February 2, 2022 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
House Bartender Posted February 2, 2022 Share Posted February 2, 2022 If the town's football club get back to the EFL, perhaps an opportunity to rebrand as Inter Bury? 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silvio Tattiescone Posted February 2, 2022 Share Posted February 2, 2022 My wife is always scratching during sex. Last night she won £10. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robin.Hood Posted February 2, 2022 Share Posted February 2, 2022 I can’t believe someone broke into my house and stole all of my fruit. I am peachless. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arch Stanton Posted February 2, 2022 Share Posted February 2, 2022 On 01/02/2022 at 16:15, Nae Union said: What floats on water and goes quick? Hide contents A South African duck Similarly, 2 ducks are flying over Belfast. One goes "quack, quack!", the other says "Ahm flyin as quack as ah can". 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted February 3, 2022 Share Posted February 3, 2022 A crow flies over Derry and a local shouts "What a budgie!" Crow replies "Fine enough, and yourself?.. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted February 3, 2022 Share Posted February 3, 2022 12 hours ago, welshbairn said: A crow flies over Derry and a local shouts "What a budgie!" Crow replies "Fine enough, and yourself?.. "Derry" eh? Big team etc. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted February 3, 2022 Share Posted February 3, 2022 Once you see it, you can't unsee it. 19 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hearthammer Posted February 5, 2022 Share Posted February 5, 2022 VID-20220204-WA0003 (1).mp4 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted February 5, 2022 Share Posted February 5, 2022 On 03/02/2022 at 19:29, 19QOS19 said: Once you see it, you can't unsee it. @throbber in the printing business now? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hearthammer Posted February 5, 2022 Share Posted February 5, 2022 14 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hearthammer Posted February 7, 2022 Share Posted February 7, 2022 After an argument with my wife last night, she sent me a text message this morning saying "You're very condescending". To be fair, I'm surprised she spelt it correctly. 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nae Union Posted February 7, 2022 Share Posted February 7, 2022 On 02/02/2022 at 22:18, Robin.Hood said: I can’t believe someone broke into my house and stole all of my fruit. I am peachless. I heard there was two of them, pear of b*****ds. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sugar_Army Posted February 7, 2022 Share Posted February 7, 2022 Kiwi's from Auckland. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Steele Posted February 7, 2022 Share Posted February 7, 2022 Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hearthammer Posted February 7, 2022 Share Posted February 7, 2022 (edited) All these fruit puns - i couldn't give a fig. Guava lot better things to do with my time like listening to Tangerine Dream, ya plums. Apologies if anyone thinks i'm taking the pith. Edited February 7, 2022 by hearthammer 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillyAnchor Posted February 8, 2022 Share Posted February 8, 2022 Some hardcore puns there 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted February 8, 2022 Share Posted February 8, 2022 6 hours ago, BillyAnchor said: Some hardcore puns there Orange you glad they've stopped? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buchan30 Posted February 8, 2022 Share Posted February 8, 2022 I hope these jokes don’t upset the apple cart. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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