alta-pete Posted February 29 Share Posted February 29 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arch Stanton Posted February 29 Share Posted February 29 Dogs can't operate an MRI machine. Spoiler But catscan. 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arch Stanton Posted February 29 Share Posted February 29 I watched a documentary about shipbuilding. Spoiler It was riveting. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loonytoons Posted February 29 Share Posted February 29 8 hours ago, Arch Stanton said: Dogs can't operate an MRI machine. Hide contents But catscan. You need a Lab for that. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post philpy Posted March 3 Popular Post Share Posted March 3 I was in a hotel in Yorkshire last week, I asked where I could find towels. I was given directions to a bird sanctuary. 35 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiegoDiego Posted March 3 Share Posted March 3 1 hour ago, philpy said: I was in a hotel in Yorkshire last week, I asked where I could find towels. I was given directions to a bird sanctuary. Took me far too long to get that. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arch Stanton Posted March 4 Share Posted March 4 Is my French girlfriend into golden showers? Spoiler Oui 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arch Stanton Posted March 4 Share Posted March 4 I made a tasteless remark at the Alopecia Convention. Fortunately it didn't raise any eyebrows. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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scottsdad Posted March 8 Share Posted March 8 My grandad remembers "Fighting them on the beaches" Lovely man but a very short fused deckchair attendant. 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Old Diamond Posted March 14 Share Posted March 14 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted March 14 Share Posted March 14 Someone just rang my phone and sneezed then hung up! I'm getting fed up of these cold calls. 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crawford Posted March 15 Share Posted March 15 Did you hear about the explosion at a cheese factory in France? Spoiler Nothing left but de Brie. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arch Stanton Posted March 15 Share Posted March 15 48 minutes ago, Crawford said: Did you hear about the explosion at a cheese factory in France? Reveal hidden contents Nothing left but de Brie. What cheese is made backwards? Spoiler Edam 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alta-pete Posted March 15 Share Posted March 15 The early bird may indeed get the worm but it’s always the second mouse that gets the cheese. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Diamond Posted March 16 Share Posted March 16 Met a bird at the pub last night that works in an abattoir. She's a stunner! 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alta-pete Posted March 16 Share Posted March 16 Met a bird in the boozer last night, she was wearing wellingtons and a boiler suit and she fucking reeked of elephant shite. I think she’s a keeper… 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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