buchan30 Posted April 10 Share Posted April 10 10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted April 10 Share Posted April 10 The Innuendo Society has seen a huge rise in it's members. 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted April 11 Share Posted April 11 I remember when this was all Gracie Fields. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duszek Posted April 14 Share Posted April 14 12 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Newbornbairn Posted April 16 Share Posted April 16 I spoke to Elvis about Morrisons, Asda, Sainsburys, Tesco, and Aldi. It was a Lidl less conversation. 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted April 16 Share Posted April 16 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Diamond Posted April 18 Share Posted April 18 I saw a deal on eBay. “Television for Sale – £1- Volume Stuck On Max”. I thought: “There’s no way I can turn that down” 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alta-pete Posted April 18 Share Posted April 18 1 hour ago, Old Diamond said: I saw a deal on eBay. “Television for Sale – £1- Volume Stuck On Max”. I thought: “There’s no way I can turn that down” Are you new here? 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arch Stanton Posted April 18 Share Posted April 18 4 hours ago, Old Diamond said: I saw a deal on eBay. “Television for Sale – £1- Volume Stuck On Max”. I thought: “There’s no way I can turn that down” You should check out the Gold section of this forum. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted April 18 Share Posted April 18 3 minutes ago, Arch Stanton said: You should check out the Gold section of this forum. This is a valid point. I think every new member should have a probationary period during which they need to read the Gold Forum then sit a test before they can enter the hallowed turf of Piss and Bovril. @Div make it so. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alta-pete Posted April 18 Share Posted April 18 5 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: This is a valid point. I think every new member should have a probationary period during which they need to read the Gold Forum then sit a test before they can enter the hallowed turf of Piss and Bovril. @Div make it so. Need to pass the Theory before you hit the Practical. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted April 18 Share Posted April 18 6 minutes ago, alta-pete said: Need to pass the Theory before you hit the Practical. Exactly. A few oldies on here could be doing with a refresher. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted April 18 Share Posted April 18 16 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Exactly. A few oldies on here could be doing with a refresher. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bold Rover Posted April 18 Share Posted April 18 19 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Exactly. A few oldies on here could be doing with a refresher. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted April 18 Share Posted April 18 18 minutes ago, Bold Rover said: 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arch Stanton Posted April 20 Share Posted April 20 Englishman: "That your dog?" Welshman: "Aye" Englishman: "Mind if I speak to him?' Welshman: "Dog don't talk.” Englishman: Hey dog, how's it going?" Dog: "Doing all right." Welshman: (look of shock) Englishman: Is this your owner?" (Pointing at the Welshman) Dog: "Yep." Englishman: How's he treating you?" Dog: "Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food and takes me to the park once a week to play." Welshman: (Look of total disbelief!) Englishman: "Mind if I talk to your horse?" Welshman: "Horse don't talk.” Englishman: "Hey horse how's it going?" Horse: "Cool." Welshman: (Extreme look of shock!) Englishman: "Is this your owner?" (Pointing to the Welshman) Horse: "Yep." Englishman: "How's he treating you?" Horse: "Pretty good, thanks for asking, he rides me, brushes me down often and keeps me in a nice stable to protect me from the weather." Welshman: (Look of total amazement!) Englishman: "Mind if I talk to your sheep?" Welshman: "That sheep's a fucking liar!!” 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arch Stanton Posted April 20 Share Posted April 20 I went to a pub quiz in Liverpool, had a few drinks so wasn’t much use. Just for a laugh I wrote The Beatles or Steven Gerrard for every answer … came second. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quentin Prankett Posted April 21 Share Posted April 21 23 hours ago, Arch Stanton said: Englishman: "That your dog?" Welshman: "Aye" Englishman: "Mind if I speak to him?' Welshman: "Dog don't talk.” Englishman: Hey dog, how's it going?" Dog: "Doing all right." Welshman: (look of shock) Englishman: Is this your owner?" (Pointing at the Welshman) Dog: "Yep." Englishman: How's he treating you?" Dog: "Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food and takes me to the park once a week to play." Welshman: (Look of total disbelief!) Englishman: "Mind if I talk to your horse?" Welshman: "Horse don't talk.” Englishman: "Hey horse how's it going?" Horse: "Cool." Welshman: (Extreme look of shock!) Englishman: "Is this your owner?" (Pointing to the Welshman) Horse: "Yep." Englishman: "How's he treating you?" Horse: "Pretty good, thanks for asking, he rides me, brushes me down often and keeps me in a nice stable to protect me from the weather." Welshman: (Look of total amazement!) Englishman: "Mind if I talk to your sheep?" Welshman: "That sheep's a fucking liar!!” Hmmm sounds like a made up story tbh 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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