alta-pete Posted March 31, 2023 Share Posted March 31, 2023 Big paws. 11 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted April 7, 2023 Share Posted April 7, 2023 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillyAnchor Posted April 15, 2023 Share Posted April 15, 2023 Cut your own grass 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted April 22, 2023 Share Posted April 22, 2023 "I just can't stop using the stuff," I told the other addicts. "I go through about two bottles a day. Honestly the bathroom looks like Hiroshima sometimes... " "Sorry to interrupt mate, but I think you're in the wrong room. Talcoholics Anonymous is next door." 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Diamond Posted April 23, 2023 Share Posted April 23, 2023 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alta-pete Posted April 23, 2023 Share Posted April 23, 2023 2 hours ago, Old Diamond said: A fair pair. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Diamond Posted April 23, 2023 Share Posted April 23, 2023 9 minutes ago, George Cowley said: A fair pair. Compensates for what she lacks in brains! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arch Stanton Posted April 23, 2023 Share Posted April 23, 2023 I wroth a book about transgender people with speech impediments. Spoiler Its called "Man or Myth". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alta-pete Posted April 23, 2023 Share Posted April 23, 2023 7 hours ago, George Cowley said: A fair pair. 6 hours ago, Old Diamond said: Compensates for what she lacks in brains! Finding both in the one is something of finding a unicorn. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted April 23, 2023 Share Posted April 23, 2023 I did know a lassie at Uni who was ample in the chebs department and who was also a medical student I wonder if she ever made it as a medical student, the drop out was quite high (fnarr fnarr) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted April 24, 2023 Share Posted April 24, 2023 I'm trying to give away a broken quiz machine. No questions asked. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted April 25, 2023 Share Posted April 25, 2023 I like to live each day like it's my last. Which is why I'm in my pyjamas lying in a coma 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted April 25, 2023 Share Posted April 25, 2023 3 hours ago, tamthebam said: I like to live each day like it's my last. Which is why I'm in my pyjamas lying in a coma ^^^^ Jeremy Hardy found 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted April 25, 2023 Share Posted April 25, 2023 2 minutes ago, GordonD said: ^^^^ Jeremy Hardy found I nicked it off Arthur Smith. Who may have nicked off Jeremy Hardy. I nicked my karaoke singing style off the late, great Jeremy that's for sure... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted April 26, 2023 Share Posted April 26, 2023 10 hours ago, tamthebam said: I nicked my karaoke singing style off the late, great Jeremy that's for sure... Jeremy Hardy couldn't carry a tune in a bucket. But I remember seeing him at the ISIHAC Roadshow at the Festival Theatre (one of Humph's last appearances) when he got 'Pick-up Song' absolutely spot on and jumped about three feet in the air in delight. Got the biggest round of applause of the night, except maybe for the end of the show when they brought on Humph's trumpet and he gave a rousing performance of 'We'll Meet Again'. Sadly, we wouldn't... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted April 26, 2023 Share Posted April 26, 2023 12 hours ago, GordonD said: Jeremy Hardy couldn't carry a tune in a bucket. But I remember seeing him at the ISIHAC Roadshow at the Festival Theatre (one of Humph's last appearances) when he got 'Pick-up Song' absolutely spot on and jumped about three feet in the air in delight. Got the biggest round of applause of the night, except maybe for the end of the show when they brought on Humph's trumpet and he gave a rousing performance of 'We'll Meet Again'. Sadly, we wouldn't... Jeremy was on the panel one of the times I saw the show live. He approached the mic for One Song to the Tune of Another, and responded to the crowd's pre-emptive giggling by saying "Singing is my life, please don't f**k this up for me" 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted May 1, 2023 Share Posted May 1, 2023 We had a Sunday League cup tie against a team from the local quarry at the weekend. We beat them 2-1 on aggregate. 16 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted May 1, 2023 Share Posted May 1, 2023 2 hours ago, scottsdad said: We had a Sunday League cup tie against a team from the local quarry at the weekend. We beat them 2-1 on aggregate. Did anyone beat the goalie with a chip?? 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted May 1, 2023 Share Posted May 1, 2023 2 hours ago, scottsdad said: We had a Sunday League cup tie against a team from the local quarry at the weekend. We beat them 2-1 on aggregate. They've had a rocky start to the season 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnydun Posted May 1, 2023 Share Posted May 1, 2023 8 hours ago, Mark Connolly said: They've had a rocky start to the season No wonder, with John Stones playing centre half. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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