kennysmassiveego Posted August 19, 2017 Share Posted August 19, 2017 If you don't know what introspection is .....you need to take a long hard look at yourself 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagfox Posted August 19, 2017 Share Posted August 19, 2017 To the person that stole 100 cans of Red Bull from my shop!!!I don't know how you can sleep at night. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted August 19, 2017 Share Posted August 19, 2017 7 minutes ago, Raidernation said: And I'm in America, you got a problem with that? Are you racist? It's because you used obscure American terms like 'buck' that Fide didn't understand. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted August 19, 2017 Share Posted August 19, 2017 My friend has been sacked from his taxi job.The customers didn't appreciate him going the extra mile. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted August 19, 2017 Share Posted August 19, 2017 What's a pirate's favourite letter of the alphabet? Ye think it be r but it actually be the c 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted August 19, 2017 Share Posted August 19, 2017 What's a pirate's nightmare blind date? A sunken chest and no booty! Yarrrrrrr! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Lambies Doos Posted August 19, 2017 Share Posted August 19, 2017 What did the pirate say a year after his 79th birthday Aaaarrr matey 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raidernation Posted August 19, 2017 Share Posted August 19, 2017 Why are pirates pirates? Because they Arrrr! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted August 19, 2017 Share Posted August 19, 2017 Why was the pirate arrested? Because he was arrr serial sex offender. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kmeister Posted August 19, 2017 Share Posted August 19, 2017 A pirate is walking along the road when a passerby asks, "Where are your Bucaneers?"."Under this buckin hat". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted August 19, 2017 Share Posted August 19, 2017 1 hour ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: How do you make a pirate angry? Take away the p. I stared blankly at that one for a good hour before I got it. Kudos. What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot. Cheers Reader's Digest. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted August 19, 2017 Share Posted August 19, 2017 1 hour ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: How do you make a pirate angry? Take the p. FTFY. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alta-pete Posted August 19, 2017 Share Posted August 19, 2017 Why do chicken coops only have two doors? Cos if they had four they'd be sedans. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Equalizer Posted August 19, 2017 Share Posted August 19, 2017 (edited) Had to post this. I was in tears watching it earlier. Edited August 19, 2017 by The Equalizer Attempted to embed it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GnR989 Posted August 20, 2017 Share Posted August 20, 2017 13 hours ago, jagfox99 said: Pirate: I have moles on me back aaarrrghh. Doc: It's ok, they're benign. Pirate: Count again, I think there be ten! Thank you sir 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fide Posted August 20, 2017 Share Posted August 20, 2017 Where do pirates go to shop if they wish to browse through an in store catalogue first, before placing a numerical order, and awaiting one of the warehouse lads to send the order down to the shop? Arrrrrrrrrrrrrgos. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted August 20, 2017 Share Posted August 20, 2017 What do a pizza delivery man and a gynaecologist have in common?They're both allowed to smell it but not allowed to eat it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagfox Posted August 20, 2017 Share Posted August 20, 2017 I once dated a girl with a twin. People asked me how I could tell them apart. It was simple, Linda painted her nails purple and Bob had a cock! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
just me 2 Posted August 20, 2017 Share Posted August 20, 2017 What's the difference between a lassie from boness and a sealOne stinks if fish and has a moustache the other swims in the sea. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kennysmassiveego Posted August 20, 2017 Share Posted August 20, 2017 Do you know why pirates are such good singers They spend all there time working on the high seas 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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